Top 45 Noel Edmonds Quotes

Our politicians want to keep us in a negative state because they can easily manipulate us.

If I was prime minister for a day the first thing I would do would be to close the border. Then we could work out how many people we’ve got here. Then you get people out who have committed crimes and you look at others who shouldn’t be here. Nobody knows how many people we’ve got here.

There is a theme to my broadcasting career – I’ve never done anything just for the money.

As an only child to be there when your parents say goodbye, that’s tough.

Life without hope is no life.

What we used to have in Britain was professions, and then we had industry. Then at some point, maybe with Margaret Thatcher, we suddenly industrialised our professions. And now we have lawyers with products and banks with products, and lecturers and teachers with products.

I’d quite like to put Noel Edmonds who was on the television and radio in a compartment and remember all that with great fondness and gratitude but consign it to history.

Every single human being can achieve a perfect vibrational balance between their positive and negative energy.

I am not living in the past.

At ten I was bright.

I’ve met so many politicians I absolutely despise.

We tried our damnedest to make it a special entertainment, but I’ll admit I’m a contributor to the decline in TV standards.

I’ve got loads of photographs of me at home with two orbs that visit me. The two that I have are about the size of melons. One sits on my arm and the other is usually in the back of the shot, sitting just over my right shoulder.

Believe it or not, I’m actually quite a private person.

Judging by the number of things I get asked to do I don’t think the public are sick of me.

We must never forget that the cosmos exists solely to help those who want to help themselves. It is an incredibly powerful force and a wonderful friend for all who adopt a positive approach to life.

Contrary to the image of a neurotic man created in some quarters, I feel very much at peace with myself.

If you want to be happy you need to think of yourself as a container of energy. There is a universal energy, yes of course, it embraces us. When you appreciate this, life becomes a lot more exciting. You don’t live life, life lives you.

I spent a lot of Saturday night on BBC television, being chased around by yellow rubber balls.

All you are is energy, remember that.

I don’t really like those houses where someone’s put up all their old football trophies and whatever; you know, what are they trying to prove?

I have delivered lambs, calves and foals on our farms over the years.

Whether you call it meditation, self-reflection or just shutting everything out, I am quite good at that.

I’ve driven a Formula One car, flown a helicopter, flown with the Red Arrows, met kings and queens, been to the White House.

I’ve had a fantastic relationship with the British public.

You cannot die. My energy will return to where it came from, part of a massive, incomprehensible universal web of energy.

I don’t have a TV licence. I don’t watch except on catch-up.

Reality shows have caused fatigue amongst the public.

I used to be very frightened of failure.

I’m very sensitive to criticism, particularly when it’s very, very personal.

You don’t just stop believing in something because it doesn’t always work.

I believe pulsed electromagnetism has a role to play in tackling cancer and I will always believe that.

No Botox, no facelifts. I’ve had two laser surgeries for my eyesight, that’s it. The rest is down to good genes and my unique personal formula for good health.

Well, I think Ant and Dec clearly liked me because ‘Saturday Night Takeaway’ is basically ‘Noel’s House Party.’

I use my experience to comfort and support others for whom life has no hope.

You have to have a big ego in this world to propel yourself in front of the cameras, to sit behind the microphone, to believe that you can entertain millions of people.

I didn’t say a pulsed electro-magnetic field cures cancer. I don’t believe it does. All I said is that it will help tackle cancer.

When I worked for the BBC, what I was paid to do ‘House Party’ was all over the tabloid press, there was no privacy there.

When you go to the darkest place, all reason and logic deserts you and you are very dependent on having good people around you.

I quite often carry a little card with me and I write things on the card – things that I’m grateful for and things that I would like to positively happen around today.

Orbs are little bundles of positive energy and they think they can move between 500 and 1,000 miles per hour. They look like little round planets, but they come in all shapes and sizes. Conventional photography can’t pick them up, but digital cameras can.

I think cancer – I’m not an expert or a doctor – but I think cancer is the result of undigested dreams and forcing yourself to do something that is not distinctively you.

I was never arrogant.

I believe doctors and scientists who say that disruption of our immune system by negative energy makes you prone to diseases of which cancer is one. That is a medical fact.

I’m very straightforward on immigration. The bus is full. We haven’t got enough energy, we haven’t got enough electricity, we haven’t got enough of a health service.