Top 475 Comic Quotes

I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it’s harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.
Rita Mae Brown
If you’d rather go to the football game than read a comic, that’s fine. I’d rather do both.
Rob Walton
I once read that in vaudeville, it was often the straight guy who got paid more than the comic because that’s the tougher job. He has to set up the jokes in just the right way.
Michael Dirda
What we’re trying to do is take these words and soften them. I’m an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act.
Loni Love
A lot of recent comic book adaptations have gone two ways: either they’re striving for some kind of realism, like ‘Iron Man’ or ‘The Dark Knight,’ or they’re very stylised and gritty, like ‘Sin City’ and ‘300.’
Edgar Wright
Comic Con has become a very relevant venue for all films.
Jon Favreau
I didn’t expect ‘Scott Pilgrim’ to be successful. I just made this weird comic to entertain my friends.
Bryan Lee O’Malley
I was an enormous fan of Dan Slott’s run, and John Byrne’s run was a big deal for me. I found Slott’s version of ‘She-Hulk’ first, and then I went back and looked up some of the older stuff because I liked it so much. And it was so good. It was perfect. It was my perfect comic book at the time that I found it.
Charles Soule
I wanted to make an explicitly educational comic that taught readers the concepts I covered in my introductory programming class. That’s what ‘Secret Coders’ is. It’s both a fun story about a group of tweens who discover a secret coding school, and an explanation of some foundational ideas in computer science.
Gene Luen Yang
I remember, when I was an up-and-coming comic, how annoyed I would be when the famous guys would show up and just take everyone’s spots.
Seth Rogen
People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
Alexei Sayle
When I write a screenplay – and I think it’s one of the reasons why it was frustrating for me just to be a screenwriter – I’m not thinking of it in terms of words on a page; I’m thinking in terms of visual images – basically, a comic book. I’m thinking of it in a series of shots.
James Gunn
If you record the world honestly, there's no way people

If you record the world honestly, there’s no way people can stop being funny. A lot of fiction writing doesn’t get that idea, as if to acknowledge it would trivialize the story or trivialize human nature, when in fact human nature is reduced and falsified if the comic aspects are not included.
Lorrie Moore
Every time I think about writing, comedy doesn’t interest me in the slightest. I can play comedy, but I don’t think in terms of comic dialogue.
Jim Parsons
You look for comic relief in difficult times.
Colin Morgan
If I love a comic but they have an off night, who am I to say they should have taken out this or added that? It doesn’t work that way… I have no interest in hurting people’s feelings.
Andy Kindler
Metal guys are huge nerds. A good percentage of them are either horror or sci-fi or comic book or fantasy nerds.
Scott Ian
It always amazes me that Japanese comics have, like, 200 pages. How do they do that? They’re fat books; it’s a whole different kind of comic that’s very close to their films. So I’m drawing from that history and bringing it here – bringing it to Katana.
Ann Nocenti
I had no desire to be a stand-up comic until I decided to do it.
Rita Rudner
I’ve conducted an experiment on my kids. Instead of denying them access to media, I’ve encouraged it. They read comic books, play Nintendo and watch way too much TV.
Matt Groening
Kids don’t even read comic books anymore. They’ve got more important things to do – like video games.
Ang Lee
What interested me in doing ‘Dragonball’ was that it’s a huge comic book series that has built a great fan base, and it’s a great action movie!
Texas Battle
I believe that a good comic script can succeed despite being drawn badly, but that a bad script can’t be saved by good art. Of course, great writing and great illustration makes for a great comic 100 percent of the time.
Ryan North
I’m sort of killing two birds with one stone here, getting to write for ‘True Blood’ and being able to put myself in a comic at the same time.
Michael McMillian
I never was a big comic book fan. Obviously I’d heard them growing up from my friends who did read them, but I never was a big comic book reader.
Peter Dinklage
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can’t get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it’s a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback.
Mindy Kaling
I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips.
R. L. Stine
I thought I had more of a European sense of humour than the average American comic.
Bo Burnham
I think the people who would be the least interested in my work would be people who read lots of comic books.
Harvey Pekar
I always loved comic books when I was growing up, and Spider-Man was definitely a character I gravitated towards because I loved the story of an average teenager having super powers.
Drake Bell
Anyway, in the mid 80’s I was spending a fortune buying old Golden Age books from the late 30’s and 40’s and I was making personal appearances at a lot of sci fi and comic book conventions all around the country here so that I could find books for my collection.
Bill Mumy
I’m a stand-up comic. I’m always doing dates; it’s just that, if I’m working on a project or I’m busy, I can’t get out on the road or book any shows. Since the beginning of my career, I’m usually out for at least 10-15 dates throughout the year. If I have time, then I try to get at least 30-40 dates.
Wanda Sykes
Even in the depths of dreadful situations, there’s usually something rather comic, or something you can laugh about afterwards, at least. So, I do look for the comedy in those things.
Colm Meaney
If you’re a comic, you don’t have a rehearsal room; you rehearse on stage. My main concern is remembering everything. I’ve written lots of material, but how do you memorise 90 minutes? That’s one hell of a long speech. I’ve always had problems with that.
Dylan Moran
The nice thing with Shakespeare from a modern point of view is that a lot of stuff that was tragic for him can read as comic for us.
Ryan North
I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.
Marcus Brigstocke
I’m taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a comic. It’s very collaborative, arty, fun and cool.
Margaret Cho
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
I sent in tons of submissions and proposals, and I collected my share of form rejection letters. Eventually, I found myself working at a comic book shop, where I met my future collaborator Brian Hurtt.
Cullen Bunn
There have been times when I played more than others, but I’ve been a road comic for a quarter of a century, so I’ve always played golf on the road because you have a lot of time to kill.
Ron White
My hero in comic books is Jack Kirby: ‘Spider-Man,’ ‘Fantastic Four,’ ‘Captain America,’ Marvel Comics. He was really the basis for Marvel Comics.
Walter Mosley
I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.
Maria Menounos
NBC anchor Brian Williams is a standup comic in disguise.
Leonard Maltin
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply

I don’t really find things funny unless they’re deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you’re funny just for the sake of being funny, it’s just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather bleak things.
Lee Hall
There aren’t any concrete steps to becoming a comic.
Cristela Alonzo
It seems so absurd to get really mad with a cartoonist over a comic strip. It’s sort of like getting in a fight with a circus clown outside your house. It’s not going to end well.
Stephan Pastis
Dennis the Menace was probably the most realistic comic book ever done. No space aliens ever invaded!
Gilbert Hernandez
I’ve always had a soft spot for comic books.
Nicolas Cage
As it turned out, if you look at the history, everything in superhero comic books pretty much lies between Superman and Batman: Superman being the greatest superhero there is, and Batman being the one of the few superheroes who has no superpowers and is, in fact, not a superhero.
Neal Adams
I’ve never really been a big sci-fi guy or a big comic book guy.
Sendhil Ramamurthy
In my office in Florida I have, I think, 30 manuscript piles around the room. Some are screenplays or comic books or graphic novels. Some are almost done. Some I’m rewriting. If I’m working with a co-writer, they’ll usually write the first draft. And then I write subsequent drafts.
James Patterson
I see myself as a comic but the acting helps sell tickets for gigs.
Alan Davies
Comic books were just the means for me to tell the story.
Michael Chabon
And what’s interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
Rowan Atkinson
At the same time, as you know, unless you are a comic book reader, Daredevil is not a known thing.
Avi Arad
My reason for getting into the film business was a Spider-Man comic called ‘The Night Gwen Stacy Died’ when I was a kid; it changed my life.
Chris Columbus
The comic edge of ‘Ghostbusters’ will always be the same. It’s still treating the supernatural with a totally mundane sensibility.
Harold Ramis
Alternative cartoonists have to rely on comic book stores to get their stuff in the hands of readers.
Jim Woodring
To get syndicated as a comic strip artist is as likely as winning the lottery.
Stephan Pastis
I am a big fan of the web comic ‘Strong Female Protagonist,’ illustrated by Molly Ostertag.
Alethea Kontis
At this very moment I’m behind on a compilation that Slave Labor is doing for Free Comic Book Day.
Jhonen Vasquez
I think if you do something effectively whether you’re the lover or the comic or the action guy or the villain like I play; movies are very expensive to make. Chances are you’ll get asked to play that part again.
Christopher Walken