Top 485 Married Quotes

I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.
Bette Midler
You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.
David Bowie
I’ll tell you one thing, since I’m married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
Jerry Seinfeld
Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There’s always something.
Will Cuppy
Why is marriage the pinnacle for everyone? People get married for the wrong reasons. We need to start looking at different packages, whether it’s living together, or being with six partners, or dedicating your life to taking care of flowers.
Sandra Bullock
When I was 15, I started playing first class cricket and always dreamt of being a Test cricketer, wanted to do something for the country, married in 1995, have 2 kids it’s been great.
Sachin Tendulkar
People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot.
Keanu Reeves
I don’t much care who is gay or straight or married or not. I mostly notice if they are brave enough to confront bigotry.
Jasmine Guy
I’m not cut out for that life; for sharing my life. Whether it’s getting married, or having kids. That too drastically changes your life. Everything important to you becomes less important, because the child gains utmost importance.
Akshaye Khanna
When I was 21 I stopped and got married. I tried for a while to be the perfect wife, society this, society that but it wasn’t working, so after about a year I went back to work.
Pia Zadora
It's not a country of articulate people, sophisticated

It’s not a country of articulate people, sophisticated people. There’s too little subtlety. Men and women don’t enjoy each other very much in Australia. I don’t find very many men sexy in Australia. Of course, I’m married and out of it, but still.
Judy Davis
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.
Robert Burton
Getting married and settling down isn’t the most important thing in my life.
Liam Neeson
For my children, they spent 15 to 20 years of their life in baseball. And Ruth and I spent so many years of our married life that that was our life. We knew nothing else.
Nolan Ryan
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them so much steadier, I wonder if they have any idea of all that that implies.
Alice Hamilton
I didn’t have any high aspirations. I just went to Mumbai to get a job after I married Mridula. I thought if I didn’t earn, my wife will criticise me.
Pankaj Tripathi
Kids today don’t want to get married. Too many of their friends have been married and divorced already. They just don’t believe in it.
Wally Schirra
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Luke Wilson
Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.
Crystal Gayle
The only luck I had in my life was when I married you. I knew it wouldn’t last because I was too happy. I knew they would not let me be happy.
Eddie Slovik
We had common interests in the beauty of the French language. We both had a tremendous love of jazz. We shared dreams of getting married and having a family, living in the country, leading an idyllic life.
David Amram
The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don’t do a thing – professionally or personally – without discussing it with my wife.
Michael Chiklis
I’ve been married to the same man for all this time. The way we fight sometimes, you can tell.
Loretta Lynn
Every day after school for 10 years, I was on the set of ‘Married… with Children,’ which is a really funny and perverse place for a little girl in a Catholic school uniform to grow up.
Meghan Markle
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Brad Pitt
I married my husband because I loved him, and I don’t feel like there’s anybody missing from our marriage, but when you think about this person that you love, and you think about what a wonderful thing it would be to bring another person like that into this world, I think that’s the hardest part about all of it.
Aisha Tyler
The personal Michael is indescribable. He’s magnanimous. He truly is in every way. Had it not been for all the media stuff, I would have stayed married to him forever unless he finally got tired of me.
Debbie Rowe
When I read the pilot ‘for Married with Children’, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe… just a self-deprecating kind of guy. He’d come home from work, and the wife would maybe say ‘I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway’. And he would say ‘Fine, what’s for dinner?
Ed O’Neill
I was working with C. L. R. James; I believed in Marxist ideas about the labor and movement and the workers being the secret to the future. And I learned differently just by being in Detroit and being married to Jimmy Boggs.
Grace Lee Boggs
Indeed in the full flush of journalistic passion and conviction I once told an interviewer that of course I would never get married. And I most definitely would never have children.
Christiane Amanpour
On the whole, show business is a hard business in which to be married.
Scott Bakula
Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.
John Wilmot
I’m a very happy man. I’ve seen how bad it can get, and I’m sure it could get worse if I let it, but all that made me appreciate where I am. Plus, I’m married to a very hot woman who got away.
Brantley Gilbert
I was 36 when I got married. I was so focused on, ‘You wanted a husband, and you wanted a house, and you wanted children.’ I’ve had all those things now.
Jane Kaczmarek
If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.
Al Goldstein
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that’s a real treat.
Joanne Woodward
It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married – those who were going to get married. But my peers are getting married in their early 30s, so now there’s like this extra 10 years of that angst.
Zach Braff
For my mother, everything stands in relation to her Welshness; the fact she married an Englishman seems to be something of an issue. She’s kind of anti-English… anti-imperialist.
Ben Miller
I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I’ve never been married, I’m single.
Paula Danziger
We were married for almost 45 years. We fought all the

We were married for almost 45 years. We fought all the time, it wasn’t a great love or anything, it wasn’t a great, all-consuming passion. She was just there. A lot of people were startled because we didn’t seem devoted but we were.
Hugh Leonard
I can’t pay her back, but what I can do is make her as happy as she thought I would when we first got married.
George Lopez
I’ve been married three times and divorced three times.
Rick Wakeman
I’m probably not going to get married unless I live with somebody for 10 or 20 years. But these people (Romeo and Juliet) took a chance and they did it. We don’t have the balls that Romeo did.
Leonardo DiCaprio
My partner Donald Trump says that married couples should always have a prenuptial agreement. True, a prenuptial is important if one partner is much richer than the other before marriage, but Kim and I don’t have one.
Robert Kiyosaki
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
H. L. Mencken
I have been married twice, but both of my wives have been too bright to be sucked in by women’s lib.
Harry Harlow
I think it was a good thing that Joanie and Chachi married.
Erin Moran
I married a woman who is much better than me, I’m very fortunate to be with her and I know I’ll be happy with her the rest of my life.
Jim Caviezel
When one has been married over thirty years, of course it would be absurd not to admit there have been some difficulties, at some times. But the important thing is that we have weathered them.
Louis Jourdan
Mum, who had been a dancer with a small ballet company before she got married, was full of encouragement. She didn’t say, ‘This is really good, you should do this’, She just encouraged us to do whatever we liked.
Dannii Minogue
In 1990, my wife and I were married in her village in southwestern Uganda. The festivities went on for three days, and all the while a couple of dozen gray-crowned cranes, with regal bonnets of sun-shot yellow feathers, were pecking and padding around in the adjacent savanna.
Alex Shoumatoff
If they are unsuccessful in married life, who suffers more the bitter consequences of poverty than the wife? But if successful, she has not a dollar to call her own.
Ernestine Rose
My mother and stepfather were married 43 years, so I have watched a long marriage. I feel like I had a very good role model for that. And, you know, it’s just a number.
Jamie Lee Curtis
I was married to Margaret Joan Howe in 1940. Although not a scientist herself she has contributed more to my work than anyone else by providing a peaceful and happy home.
Frederick Sanger
Only as far as a man is happily married to himself is he fit for married life and family life in general.
Novalis
I was with someone at 19, and I was married at 23, and I didn’t want kids when I was in my 20s.
Aisha Tyler
My mom is Episcopalian; my dad is ancestrally Jewish but personally atheist. After their divorce, however, my dad married a Jewish spiritual director, and I became fascinated by the traditions she brought into our lives.
Chloe Benjamin
Since 2011, I am happy to say that I have reconciled with Ahmed Hirsi; we have married in our faith tradition and are raising our family together. Like all families, we have had our ups and downs, but we are proud to have come through it together.
Ilhan Omar