Top 50 Annoys Quotes

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One thing that annoys me in football is when people get carried away by results after four or five weeks of a new season.

What annoys me about it is that your fate is always in somebody else’s hands. It’s always up to somebody else to decide whether or not they want you in their show and so the majority of actors have to play out a waiting game. The constant fear is that it could all end tomorrow.

Theft annoys me more than anything else. The purloining of effects from another magician. Some people think it’s massive to steal the secrets of nuclear reactors, but to steal a card move is trivial. They’re wrong.

I’m just like that: I just always try to win, to get better, do my best, and it always annoys me to lose.

People talk about me being a firefighter, but I have also been very successful. It annoys me that in this country you get pigeon-holed for certain things.

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don’t laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

Far too much emphasis on what is deemed the ‘wrong’ style of football. That’s what annoys me. Your style depends on who you’re playing and what group of players you have at your disposal.

Being shocking and cruel is a commerce. It’s an actual valued skill now. The thing that really annoys me, the perception of it is that it takes intelligence, and it doesn’t.

I love reading; I really enjoy it. I read books quite fast, which kind of annoys me, but I like it at the same time because I can read a book in a day.

I don’t like it when people ask actors to work for free – on the fringe – as if it’s some kind of virtue. That annoys me – actors should be paid well.

I always like things to be as complicated as possible. I don’t like an easy ending. I don’t like when all the pieces get tied up. As a viewer who loves stories and storytelling, that annoys me.

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.

I consider myself something of a self-taught anthropologist. I try not to talk about something unless it’s something I love. But if it’s something that really annoys me, I fixate on it, learn something about it and then, when I’m onstage, it comes out.

You realise that, with ‘Rick and Morty,’ each episode is so deep and dense it is extraordinary. It slightly annoys me that it’s so good; it’s almost unbeatable as a TV show.

One thing that annoys me is when you see women in these terrible and incredible situations with perfectly glossed lips. You’re not going to look good in the apocalypse.

Nothing annoys academics more than pointing out how little time they actually spend teaching students.

It annoys me that we glorify sex symbols one day and make them apologise the next.

I found that being with happy positive people annoys me.

It’s OK to joke about yourself and have self-perspective, but, like, when you constantly put yourself down to get other people to tell you you’re good, that annoys me. Have confidence!

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it annoys the pig.

The fact that I’ve lived this long is not really an achievement. Time passes; we age… it’s natural. This is why it annoys me when a person watches a movie and tells me that it was ‘time pass.’ Would time not have passed if he hadn’t watched the film?

I knew nothing about wrestling! Sometimes that’s a great thing, and sometimes that really annoys people in this industry but that’s the truth. I had no clue how to wrestle. I had to learn everything, absolutely everything. To start from the bottom.

I do have a tendency to talk a lot at the poker table, which throws people off because they spend a lot of time trying to read me. But I talk a lot when I have a good hand and when I have a bad hand, too. Sometimes it annoys people so much they can’t wait to get out of the tournament. And that can only be good for me.

The pretentiousness of literature really annoys me; the way a writer is held as this sort of magical person to be revered on the stage. Everything I do on tour is to try and destroy that pretense.

But I think the only thing that annoys me about that is if I suddenly find someone on commercial radio or something like that, mimicking my voice or actions and trying to promote a product and pretending it’s me doing it.

Nothing really annoys me, I’m not that kind of person, I’m quite laid back about most things.

The It-girl tag annoys me.

Being dubbed as a hunk sort of annoys me. It gives me a yucky feeling.

It annoys me when people who don’t know what they’re talking about boo the referee.

As a musician myself, it annoys the hell out of me to watch an actor trying to play a guitar out of time with the music.

Maybe I over-do the ‘not-80s’ thing. It should be a part of my life that I’ve got some sort of pride in, but I’ve got this huge chip on my shoulder about ’80s nostalgia – and it annoys fans sometimes.

I think intellectualizing annoys me because it is the enemy of experience; you cannot experience the presence of God and analyze it at the same time. You can’t analyze anything and experience it simultaneously.

It still annoys me when I read really derogatory things about how a woman looks because you would usually not read these things about a man, and that still has the potential to put women off public life.

The thing that annoys me is that I hate it when people charge bands to play with them. I hate that.

It slightly annoys me when people assume that I’ve never worked a day in my life. I’ve held many jobs, I’ve worked since I was 15.

I feel that too much singing annoys people.

One of the things that slightly annoys me in business is that we use words like innovation. Young people often think innovation is about doing something new, but actually it’s not. It’s about doing something better than your competition.

It really annoys me when magazines put up these ‘superwomen’ with the perfect blow-dry, the perfect life – but nothing’s perfect. People have a whole bunch of problems and it’s how many solutions you can find to those problems as to how happy you are.

Right now my mind is on the people who stole our instruments, and, specifically, the person with my guitar, which will no doubt end its days having Green Day songs worked out on it. A better fate was deserved – and while the reverence given to guitars annoys me, I shall miss it.

I feel every time I score I prove people wrong. People doubt me all the time. They do that to all players but for me it’s, ‘He’s too slow, he’s too old.’ It annoys those people every time I score and it drives me on.

I need to make things mine. It annoys me to buy something that is imposed on me. When I have a suit made, I go to the Sicilian tailor Alessandro Martorana in Turin. I like shorter jacket sleeves and often fold the cuffs up. It’s more modern that way.

Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.

Loads of my friends are lesbians, and it really annoys me that gay people aren’t allowed to get married in most parts of America. I’d go on a march for gay rights any time.

The intention behind ‘The Witch’ was to be very restrained. I think that story, while it sometimes annoys me, needed to take itself incredibly seriously.

Joe Lieberman is my least favorite politician of all time, excluding President Franklin Pierce (he just annoys me – not sure why).

It always annoys me when stars grumble about fans coming up to them in the street. I love it. These young stars today with all their airs and graces, they need to remember it is an honour and a privilege to make money from acting. How hard is it?

As the Right doubles down on anti-anti-Trumpism, it will find itself goaded into defending and rationalizing ever more outrageous conduct just as long as it annoys CNN and the Left.

I’d love my degree from university, because I’m one subject away from having a Bachelor of Arts, which I know I can’t use, but it annoys me.

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