Top 530 Stupid Quotes

The hardest thing in the world, I now know, is to hold in your head that it is okay to think that you are right, but not to think so necessarily because everyone who disagrees with you is wrong or stupid or duped or bad.
Abigail Disney
Indeed, I should be very stupid or very thankless if I did not congratulate myself every hour of the day on the lot which it has pleased Providence to assign me. My Husband is so kind! So, in all respects, after my own heart!
Jane Welsh Carlyle
I’m not a comic person at all. It never reached me in the north of Ireland, in the ’60s and ’70s growing up. We used to get stupid comics like ‘The Topper’ and ‘The Beezer,’ things like that.
Ciaran Hinds
Nothing sways the stupid more than arguments they can’t understand.
Jean Francois Paul de Gondi
I don’t say I create. I copy, of course. I’ve never been interested in the point of view of the tailor or creator. Fashion is a visual impression. This is why I often refuse the name of fashion designer. It’s a superficial, stupid job. The social-psychological aspect is more interesting.
Franco Moschino
When I applied for grad school, I did not specify genre. I said I wanted an MFA in Creative Writing. I was so cute and stupid! The admissions committee at Pitt decided to put me in poetry.
Terrance Hayes
I’m not stupid. After you just punch me, I’m not gonna be like, ‘Alright, let me do that again.’
Israel Adesanya
You say something stupid and the next morning you're in

You say something stupid and the next morning you’re in the headlines.
Barry Manilow
I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child – which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.
Berkeley Breathed
It doesn’t bother me that people are stupid. I’m not stupid.
Ahmed Best
Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid.
Jenny Holzer
Memo to Congress: America’s problem is not that government is too small. It’s the spending, stupid!
Bob Beauprez
Of course voting is useful. But then again, I don’t put a big glow to it. Voting is about as essential as washing yourself. It’s something you’re supposed to do. Now, you can’t go around bragging, expecting to get props because you voted. That’s stupid.
Chuck D
I did many stupid things. I made many mistakes, but I learnt from everything. I still make mistakes; I still learn from them. Nobody is perfect.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there’s a list of stupid things, but I would make these dumb comedy tapes. I would often make prank phone calls, but I would also do it with friends.
J. J. Abrams
When I sing, it’s just… comfort is a stupid word, but it is.
Sarah McLachlan
I’ve been called ‘Bruce Lee.’ I’ve been called other less offensive, but equally stupid and racist kind of terms.
Randall Park
I’m stupid, I’m ugly, I’m dumb, I smell. Did I mention I’m stupid?
Eminem
My best attribute is knowing when not to answer stupid questions.
Gina Gershon
You know when you’re young and you see a play in high school, and the guys all have gray in their hair and they’re trying to be old men and they have no idea what that’s like? It’s just that stupid the other way around.
Clint Eastwood
To boast of a performance which I cannot beat is merely stupid vanity. And if I can beat it that means there is nothing special about it. What has passed is already finished with. What I find more interesting is what is still to come.
Emil Zatopek
It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong.
Thomas Sowell
I never seem to get past – I feel like a stupid guy from the Midwest.
Alex Graves
Because Tom Doherty and people like that are not stupid. If they could have streamlined their operation more to get more money out of it, they would have done it. It’s not like they’re a bunch of idiots.
Jerry Pournelle
Make yourself look really stupid so you don’t feel bad doing something a little stupid.
Mark Hoppus
I mean people up here aren’t stupid, I’m lower gene pool and I kind of sit in amazement at watching some of them because they are pretty damn smart.
Doug Ose
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say ‘elevator’, we say ‘lift’… they say ‘President’, we say ‘stupid psychopathic git.
Alexei Sayle
Love is being stupid together.
Paul Valery
I knew school was stupid since the fifth grade.
Schoolboy Q
I’m sure there have been a lot of boys I’ve chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that’s kind of how things happen – sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.
Noel Wells
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it’s quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner
The war on drugs is wrong, both tactically and morally. It assumes that people are too stupid, too reckless, and too irresponsible to decide whether and under what conditions to consume drugs. The war on drugs is morally bankrupt.
Larry Elder
America is a nation with many flaws that only the stupid would deny, but with hopes so vast that only the cowardly would refuse to acknowledge them.
James A. Michener
Am I about to feel really, really stupid?
Adam Savage
Of course, everybody makes mistakes, and we’ve all been young and stupid. But people need to have a sense of respect, particularly in this business, because hundreds of people are ready to take your place at any time. Maybe some people should think about that.
Sophia Bush
The questioning is a stupid formality aimed exclusively at preventing us from speaking at the demonstration.
Alexei Navalny
When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things.
Pele
Great nations need organizing principles, and ‘Don’t do stupid stuff’ is not an organizing principle.
Hillary Clinton
There's no law against stupid - I learned that a long t

There’s no law against stupid – I learned that a long time ago.
Mark Cuban
Any reality-TV show on MTV is gonna be fake and stupid.
Ty Segall
When you walk the track and you see a corner and realise you were going round it at 160mph, you wonder who could be so stupid to take a corner at that speed. But in the car, you don’t even think about that.
Sebastian Vettel
I think maybe the English don’t want to try something and look stupid, because they are a bit reserved.
Alain Prost
How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?
Lou Holtz
If you’re doing a family movie, you don’t want it to be stupid. Farting chihuahuas is not my idea of entertainment for kids or adults. So you try to make a movie that adults can see on one level, and kids can see on another.
Joe Dante
I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart. I’ve met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I’ve never met a funny person who wasn’t smart.
Rob Lowe
Before, I was so stupid. But, you know, when you have friends who died on the street, you say, okay, let’s calm down. It’s not the kind of energy I want to have in life. I want to go slower, and longer.
Olivier Martinez
We Americans love our Constitution so much that we can’t bear to change even the stupid parts.
Timothy Noah
PowerPoint makes us stupid.
Jim Mattis
I’m not Catholic. I don’t believe in God. But at the same time, I’m obsessed by the sacred, by spirituality. The question of redemption has been present well before Christianity, but as French people are a bit stupid, they see all that in religious terms.
Bruno Dumont
Especially with comedy, you take massive risks because ultimately you’re trying to be funny. If you’re not funny, then it’s really embarrassing and you look stupid.
Dominic Cooper
I’m an actress, but I’m not stupid.
Evangeline Lilly
I’ve learned people are watching, so don’t do nothing stupid.
Bruno Mars
The executive branch has grown too strong, the judicial branch too arrogant and the legislative branch too stupid.
Lyn Nofziger
Growing up in America is like being taught to be stupid.
Lemmy
I didn’t want to do ‘Fashion Police’ because I thought, ‘This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?’ It has taken off. We are the number one show in England on E! Who knew?
Joan Rivers
I’m a lager drinker. I’m quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.
Rhona Mitra
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
Samuel Goldwyn
I have mixed feelings about those sorts of things. When I see it done by interesting young people, I think it’s very valid. But when established photographers, people in their forties, copy me and get a lot of money, well, I find that to be very stupid.
Helmut Newton
A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker.
David Hume
I really would have been stupid not to have done it. It was also a film that was actually happening, I mean, Miramax was doing it, and it had a kind of legitimacy to it. And once I read the script, I was there.
Adam Arkin
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don’t want to make an excuse for that. Some of the things that people accuse me of are true, some of them aren’t. There are pranks, IMs.
Mark Zuckerberg
I remember, when I was a young guy in the SEAL teams, I was very afraid of making mistakes and looking stupid or doing dumb things and getting a bad reputation.
Jocko Willink
I am for anyone that will give me lower taxes, stop all this stupid spending. Whoever promises me that gets this chicken’s vote.
Joan Rivers
There are two ways to fight the United States military: asymmetrically and stupid. Asymmetrically means you’re going to try to avoid our strengths. In the 1991 Gulf War, it’s like we called Saddam’s army out into the schoolyard and beat up that army.
H. R. McMaster
Of course I have regrets; I’m not stupid.
Marianne Faithfull
A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.
George A. Romero
It’s remarkable how much long-term advantage people like us have gotten by trying to be consistently not stupid, instead of trying to be very intelligent.
Charlie Munger