Top 530 Weird Quotes

I got so used to using chopsticks that using a fork and knife is weird.
Stephon Marbury
In their heyday, the Pet Shop Boys were the Interpol of the Eighties, dressing up to sing really weird pop songs about lust and loneliness in the big city. They’re low-pro now, not retro-worshipped in the manner of Depeche Mode, New Order, or The Cure, but you can hear the reason why – these guys are too sad.
Rob Sheffield
I know it sounds weird, but my definition of ‘sexy’ has changed as I’ve gotten older. And being smart and informed makes me feel sexier than any outfit.
Sarah Shahi
I’m not entirely comfortable saying I’m an actor, because it seems like a very weird, almost dorky thing to say you are.
Seth Rogen
I have a box of awards in the closet. I think it is weird to put them out. I might if I had an Emmy or Oscar, but I don’t.
Margaret Cho
The greatest hits in some weird way marks the end of something.
Sheryl Crow
I don’t know, monogamy is a weird thing for me.
Sienna Miller
I know it sounds weird, but how bad, how hard can dying be?
Cher
I’m a weird guy. I’m practically albino. What about me isn’t weird?
Mike White
Sure, ‘Twilight’ is really huge right now and everybody’s freaking out over it, but it will go away soon and I will be back to doing what I’m used to doing: weird little movies that nobody sees.
Kristen Stewart
I really am not that hairy on my body. It’s weird.
Brett Gelman
If you do things out of time you’re weird.
Robyn Hitchcock
Carloads of tourists would photograph the family mailbox, and there was weird mail, death threats.
Henry Thomas
It’s weird when you stop being a person to a lot of folks and just become a weird talking point. It’s like you become a meme, and you’re not a person anymore, and people don’t mind stealing your life.
Zoe Quinn
Sometimes confidence can lead you to accept the first decent idea instead of to really strive to even discard that and go for the ultimate great idea. So in a weird way, I think confidence is overrated sometimes.
Vince Gilligan
Ultimately, it has been a struggle- but I was in Minneapolis and Austin a couple of weeks ago, sitting in theaters with complete strangers watching this weird movie that Kirk and I thought up and I was excited to be making film.
Donal Logue
That’s a rule in the business. No tongue. You can’t really get into it, otherwise, it’s weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues.
Rachel Bilson
I’m strange! I have a weird sense of humor! I look crazy!
Trixie Mattel
After having done this whole slew of press for ‘Big Love’, now I’ll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can’t even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’
Chloe Sevigny
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It’s very weird.
Joe Rogan
It’s weird when you see pieces of choreography that were done for you 15 or 20 years ago and now they are being done by another dance company.
Mikhail Baryshnikov
We actually flattened my putter 1.5 degrees. I have a long-neck putter and it was weird because they flattened it, but it got my hands more vertical and into the position I wanted them to be in.
Collin Morikawa
My mom decided that she wanted to put the mirror ball trophy on the coffee table in the center of our living room. When people walk in, it’s kind of like, ‘Uh.’ It’s a little weird. Maybe we should put it in the corner or something.
Laurie Hernandez
It’s interesting trying to make something as truthful as possible, but playing someone who is still alive is quite a weird thing.
Chloe Pirrie
When I was a kid, it was a huge insult to be a geek. Now it’s a point of pride in a weird way.
J. J. Abrams
Everybody always says that I’m the girl next door, which makes me think that y’all must have a lot of weird next-door neighbours.
Kelly Clarkson
The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlingt

The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. She looks like someone who’s looking at themselves in the back of a spoon.
Frankie Boyle
I’m pretty sure my mom is the only person on the planet who thinks that she got cancer so that I could find my calling in life, but as I started to build this company, all my years of useless education, random jobs, and weird interests merged into this serendipitous moment.
Yael Cohen
My private life… Nobody should care. I think it’s weird.
Alison Lohman
I’m not afraid to have a really weird idea or, you know, take a really bad guitar solo.
Phoebe Bridgers
Yeah, I’m a little weird. I’m definitely a little eccentric.
Bryce Dallas Howard
I’m just abnormal. I’m a weird dude.
Victor Oladipo
Our talent and skill as rappers is clearly the first thing you notice. I don’t know what we were thinking. We just really love rap and wanted to be rappers. Is that weird?
Ad-Rock
I hate the natural sound of the trumpet, but I think I’m naturally set up to be a trumpet player. I know that sounds weird. But pretty much anytime I play a note, I’m uncomfortable in a general sense.
Christian Scott
The Aztecs believe they started up in what’s now New Mexico, and wandered for 10,000 years before they got down into where they are now, in Mexico City. That’s a weird legend.
Jerry Pournelle
When I got a lap dance, because I was 17, they had to put a massive pillow between me and the girl when she was grinding me. It was weird, yet pleasurable.
Emile Hirsch
I believe art is a way to attune to what reality is, which is a weird reality.
Timothy Morton
It’s not an act. I love it. It’s totally original. People go, ‘What’s going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don’t know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.
Charlie Sheen
I don’t pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.
Johnny Depp
The weird thing is, if I’d made ‘The Incredibles,’ shot-for-shot – exactly the same script, same timing, same shots – in live action, it would be perceived very differently, and somehow more adult than me doing it in animation. I find that fascinating and frustrating.
Brad Bird
I really enjoy what I do, and who I’m with and where I am. Having said that, I’m not really a person of habit, because what I do in my job is travel around the world and play concerts to people, and occasionally do very weird things.
Robert Smith
I always felt as a kid that I was underappreciated, invisible or weird, but I’ve always secretly thought people would one day appreciate what is different about me. I’m always putting that message out there.
Judd Apatow
It’s so weird that I play this woman who pretty much deals with violence on a daily basis, and I’m such a wimp in who I am.
Katey Sagal
As a kid, I felt really weird.
Mayim Bialik
It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
Jeff Foxworthy
I’m not on Twitter, and I don’t read the papers day to day, so I am somewhat protected. There’s this weird separation between your private and public persona.
Samantha Cameron
My father was a Catholic, but my mother wasn’t. She had to do that weird deal you do as a Catholic – they deign to sanction your marriage and you have to bring your children up as Catholics.
Jared Harris
Even though I am in this weird position of being a semi-recognizable screenwriter, which isn’t that common, at the same time, I’m not an actress. I’m pretty isolated.
Diablo Cody
Sometimes it’s really weird being an artist, and I deal with that best by being myself.
Sigrid
The weird thing is that working within an established story was actually kind of liberating. You know the beginning and middle and end, more or less, so there’s less pressure to figure all that out.
Dave Eggers
For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norms, even our cultural ideal.
Carl Bernstein
Just having the internet is a weird and dangerous thing because people become accustomed to knowing things when they want to know them and not having to work for it. I definitely see the value in not knowing everything and having mystery in life and mystery in people.
Adam Driver
The most amazing thing is when you find yourself watching someone in the cafe or something doing something weird. It’s amazing what people do, isn’t it, when you just look at them, when you take the time to look.
Ben Whishaw
You love all your characters, even the ridiculous ones. You have to on some level; they’re your weird creations in some kind of way. I don’t even know how you approach the process of conceiving the characters if in a sense you hated them. It’s just absurd.
Joel Coen
I’m obsessed with shopping. I’ll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet. I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get.
Tom Felton
I’m insanely optimistic. For odd, weird reasons, things always work out.
Richard Jefferson
‘The Good, the Bad, the Weird’ is about individuals fulfilling their desires and just going the distance to fulfill that desire.
Kim Jee-woon
I've got lots of weird illustrations of me from Japanes

I’ve got lots of weird illustrations of me from Japanese fans.
Jamie Bell
I’m in a position where whatever I do, I can get my head handed to me. I’m in a position to fail because there is a whole group of people out there who want me to fail. It’s a weird vibe.
Kevin Costner
Social media is a weird thing. People have their keyboard and no face… they can say whatever they want.
Christina Anstead
I feel like there is this weird thing where celebrity involvement in political campaigns kind of goes together like peanut butter and chocolate. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad.
Rashida Jones
I love strange things; my favorite movies are weird, eclectic, and intriguing.
Gemma Arterton
The weird thing was that Soft Cell was supposed to have come and gone before I started the album.
Marc Almond
I don’t remember my dreams. I’m one of those weird people. I know there are tricks and things you can do, but I never remember my dreams.
Jayma Mays