Top 530 Weird Quotes

Markets do very weird things because it reacts to how people behave, and sometimes people are a little screwy.
Alan Greenspan
There’s actually a song called ‘Vegas Lights,’ which I wanted to be an anthem for Vegas, that represented how I felt when I went to the clubs. I felt this weird energy where everybody was having a good time, and it didn’t matter. Dancing like nobody’s watching. It was kind of beautiful.
Brendon Urie
It was weird. Like, people came up to me and knew me as Daredevil before any footage had come out. I remember a guy on the subway being like, ‘You’re Charlie Cox. You’re Daredevil.’ And I was like, ‘Yeah…?’ I was barely Daredevil. I hadn’t even signed the contract, you know?
Charlie Cox
We have to understand how the extremists got the way they are. Without that kind of understanding, we’d never really get to know them. I put in nothing about their childhoods. But what I have put in is stuff about the weird symbiotic relationship between us and them.
Jon Ronson
I feel like everybody’s always out to get me, and that’s a weird feeling.
Jessica Simpson
It’s weird, because usually if you’re British and you go to America you play baddies; but I play naughty people here and goodies in America.
Paul Bettany
It was weird because I’d only been in L.A. for about six months and I had my first feature.
Matthew McGrory
I had a weird dream the other night that I was on ‘Jersey Shore.’
Chloe Sevigny
I’ve never been a fan of directors who clutter a piece with all sorts of crazy preconceptions or weird ideas.
Dan Stevens
I don’t think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby.
Christian Slater
I will say a lot of dancers do such beautiful things for their body and then they smoke a cigarette. I’ve never been a smoker, but I realized after taking yoga . . . in ballet you’re not encouraged to do a lot of breathing. I think in a weird way, a lot of dancers find relief in actually breathing.
Elizabeth Berkley
Every weird thing about you is beautiful and makes life interesting.
Kesha
I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad’s friends, confusing adults by saying weird things.
James Acaster
When I was young, I really wanted to be a part of the end-of-year awards shows, but now that I’m actually there, it feels weird. I used to go to church and ended the year with a prayer, but now I spend it with people I’m not very familiar with at an award show, and I wonder if it’s something I should be doing.
Park Bo-gum
It’s so weird that I went to rehab. I always said that I would die before I went to rehab. But I thought, ‘I’m going to stay here tonight.’ And I stayed there for a month. It was great.
Lindsay Lohan
I’ll always be playing shows. Even when I’m a crazy granny wearing weird old granny clothes and wandering around with dementia, I’ll still be playing. Whether anyone else will turn up is another question.
Kate Nash
It’s weird, I actually like doing interviews now.
Noah Wyle
My career’s been a steady, interesting, weird, frustrating, fun journey at all different times.
Elizabeth Reaser
Nowadays when I walk around, I get noticed, which is kind of weird.
Azealia Banks
You can’t compete with hip-hop. That doesn’t mean I don’t want to be as big as a rap star. I do – I’m always competitive. But there’s this weird perception of me as someone who’s sitting around plotting like a devil. It’s not like that.
Brandon Flowers
It’s totally weird to see myself on a billboard!
Kimberly Caldwell
I tell my staff, we’re riding a tour bus around, and we’re going to stop and look at some weird stuff – but we’re taking our viewers around safely. They’re just looking out the window at it. I’m trying to create a sense of comfort for my center audience.
Chris Matthews
The problem with cosmetic surgery is that people who have it can only see how they look in the mirror. They don’t realise how weird they look from other angles. I particularly hate the injections that puff out the face, which are hideous.
Jerry Hall
I support Democrats and Republicans. And I’m telling you that the business community in this company is frightened to death of the weird political philosophy of the President of the United States. And until he’s gone, everybody’s going to be sitting on their thumbs.
Steve Wynn
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodne

Serve the dinner backward, do anything – but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Elsa Maxwell
It will sound quite weird but I actually watch TLC as I love to travel. It’s like sitting in your drawing room and traveling to a new world.
Vishwajeet Pradhan
Why is it so weird that somebody didn’t recognize me?… The fact is that whenever I meet somebody, I say, ‘Nice to meet you. I’m Julia.’
Julia Roberts
To realize that your mother’s love life has been far more interesting than one’s own is a weird thing to discover.
Anderson Cooper
The ‘punch’ of a truly weird tale is simply some violation or transcending of fixed cosmic law – an imaginative escape from palling reality – hence, phenomena rather than persons are the logical ‘heroes.’
H. P. Lovecraft
It’s weird because horses kind of come and go in my life.
Danny Bonaduce
There are a thousand weird untold stories in the Australian film industry, this has been one of them.
Yahoo Serious
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
Frank Zappa
You know, God has some really weird kids, and I find it hard to be in their company most of the time.
Bono
To get recognized in New York is weird because that’s definitely a place you shouldn’t be recognized.
Hannah Gadsby
A great amount of good is always evened out by a great amount of bad. I find it’s best to acknowledge that weird balance.
Garrett Hedlund
My favorite albumn ever is Jeff Buckley’s GRACE. I feel a weird unexplainable connection to him.
Rachel Bilson
I think I ‘turn off’ women. I’ve a kind of a weird personality. Women may think that I’m a mess.
Ed O’Neill
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
Bruce Willis
It was more like having unwanted attention as a child – if you’d walk around, people would recognize you, and it would be in a weird, almost making-fun-type manner.
Anna Chlumsky
I know this sounds weird, but I honestly believe music comes from the universe. Inspiration comes from the universe, and you drag it into your mind.
Labrinth
If I could sing, that would be cool. But I can’t. I mean, I physically can, but I’m awful. It’s weird to be really bad at singing.
Ad-Rock
I think most human beings go through some sort of depression in their life. And if they don’t, I think that’s weird.
Kirsten Dunst
I like to be able to come and go as I please, and I don’t really like having my face and name plastered around. I think it’s a bit weird to have your name plastered on every page in a magazine, where in each case you’re using a different piece of equipment.
Geddy Lee
I have met some very strange people and some very strange cats – and I’m not talking about jazz greats. I’m talking about animals that people claim have come from outer space, and boy, they’re weird!
Robin Leach
When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I’m obsessed with – one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.
Aziz Ansari
I was one of those kids who tended to stay in on Saturday nights. My mother used to come and say, ‘Why don’t you go to the dance with the boys?’ And I’m going, ‘No, I’m perfectly happy.’ I think my parents thought I was definitely weird.
Ridley Scott
He helped make Living Things even more crazy than I wanted it to be. He added old-fashioned piano and classical folk music – that weird otherworldly vibe – all these elements got onto the record.
Matthew Sweet
I’m still very much an atheist, except that I don’t necessarily see religion as being a bad thing. So, that’s a weird thing that I’m struggling with that seems to be offending both atheists and people that are religious.
Patton Oswalt
Well, there’s this culture on Instagram where everyone uses filters and lighting, or people smooth their skin out. It’s this weird thing. We all know it’s not real and we all complain about it, yet we all do it.
Nina Nesbitt
Science to me is sufficiently weird and interesting, and stranger than fiction.
Leonard Susskind
Spiritual life can certainly follow the pattern one sees in the fake martial arts, with most teachers making nebulous and magical claims that never get tested, while their students derange themselves with weird ideas, empty rituals, and other affectations.
Sam Harris
I find it weird the way people get so excited about celebrity. If my friends are on the phone, their friends will say: ‘Is that kid from ‘Love Actually’ there?’ And the phone gets passed round and I have to speak to this stranger asking: ‘Are you famous?’ I don’t know how to answer.
Thomas Brodie-Sangster
Certainly I was a very religious child, a deeply weird and very emotional child, an only child with lots of imaginary friends and a very active imagination. I loved Sunday school and Bible camp and all that. I had my own white Bible with Jesus’ words printed in red in the text; I even spoke at youth revivals.
Lee Smith
At first it was exhilarating but when I realized it wasn’t going away, it became scary and claustrophobic. Fame is a weird thing.
Sharon Stone
When I was a teenager in Iceland people would throw rocks and shout abuse at me because they thought I was weird. I never got that in London no matter what I wore.
Bjork
Sometimes you hate villains, but you love that you hate

Sometimes you hate villains, but you love that you hate them, and it finds this happy medium where you enjoy the process of loathing them so much that you want them to be there. It’s such a weird, twisted thing that our minds do.
Chris Wood