Top 530 Weird Quotes

What happens with ‘Mad Men,’ it’s like an Elvis Costello album; I’ll watch it, and then I immediately have to watch it again. AMC will play it back-to-back. I have a tendency to yell at it when my wife’s not around because if she catches me yelling at ‘Mad Men,’ then it gets weird.
Michael Weatherly
Sundance is weird. The movies are weird – you actually have to think about them when you watch them.
Britney Spears
It’s hard to get the downtrodden working-class wifey sometimes because ‘You don’t look like it’. Well, that’s weird because I grew up on a scheme in Paisley. But everyone’s got a viewpoint about what you should look like, and it’s tainted by prejudices and assumptions.
Neve McIntosh
You know sometimes I just want to curl up on stage and lie there for a while – it’s weird.
Michael Hutchence
I'm a weirdo, but everybody's weird in some kind of way

I’m a weirdo, but everybody’s weird in some kind of way.
Denzel Curry
My favorite song is ‘No Air,’ a duet I did with Chris Brown. I don’t want to sound weird or anything, but I listen to it a lot – it’s always on my iPod!
Jordin Sparks
I think an encore is perfectly acceptable, but I find it so weird when people do two or three.
Florence Welch
The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live.
Phil Hartman
In writing a weird story, I always try very carefully to achieve the right mood and atmosphere and place the emphasis where it belongs.
H. P. Lovecraft
It is a little weird now, going over to Heath’s place. It’s like, ‘Hi Heath, hi Nomes.’ Very strange!
Martin Henderson
The commercial flight thing, it just gets a little weird when you’re standing in line and suddenly you’re not just a guy standing in line anymore – you become sort of ‘novelty boy.’
Johnny Depp
I bring a lot of energy and passion to what I do. Plus, I’ve had some weird feats of superhuman strength!
John Cena
I had it in my contract with CBS, a very weird clause that was never written before and certainly not since, that if I wanted to do a variety show within the first five years of the contract, CBS would have to put it on for 30 shows.
Carol Burnett
I was hiding behind athletics and all my jockitude, so I didn’t have to deal with being ostracized as the weird art kid.
Barry Jenkins
I’ve done movies that I’ve been advised not to do. ‘Dog Soldiers,’ the movie I did 11 years ago now, I remember my agent at the time was like, ‘You shouldn’t do that. It’s a weird film about werewolves,’ and it became a cult hit.
Kevin McKidd
I had a place to go to university; I was going to study history. I was in New York doing ‘Arcadia,’ and I suddenly thought, ‘It feels a bit weird to go from a New York stage to Manchester University.’ It didn’t quite feel right.
Bel Powley
I like playing weird, kind of shady people.
Paul Giamatti
The weird thing about the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop is that people come on vacation, and they bring stuff here to sell. They come here to see what we’ll give them for it. Mostly, it’s people from out of town.
Rick Harrison
When I run barefoot, I put my shoes on my hands. Running around with shoe-hands looks a little weird.
Danny Pudi
Our music is weird. It’s not pop. I don’t know why so many people buy our records.
Ad-Rock
My body is weird. I wake up when the sun comes up, and it’s hard for me to go to sleep. My thoughts just take over.
Rihanna
Life takes you down weird paths.
Joey Jordison
When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird.
Minna Antrim
For me, I really love ‘Tim and Eric’ and ‘Dr. Steve Brule’ and a lot of the Adult Swim shows, so I like strange, weird, sometimes slightly upsetting humor.
Gillian Jacobs
‘It Girl’ is such a weird term. It implies I go to parties and drink champagne.
Carey Mulligan
There are, I think, four distinct types of weird story: one expressing a mood or feeling, another expressing a pictorial conception, a third expressing a general situation, condition, legend or intellectual conception, and a fourth explaining a definite tableau or specific dramatic situation or climax.
H. P. Lovecraft
The I&B Ministry, at their own convenience, can’t pick and choose content in serials. We have weird commercials with a lot of objectionable content running on TV post 11 P.M., but nothing has been done to stop them?
Vikrant Massey
Raider Klan was crazy because we all had our own personalities and our own little worlds when it came down to this music. It was the first step to creating your own weird little universe.
Denzel Curry
It’s weird, because everywhere I go, people yell, ‘Grasshopper!’ or ‘Bill!’ but down there in Mexico or Colombia or anywhere in South America or most of Europe, people will yell, ‘Serpent’s Egg!’ And I’ll go, ‘Wow, man, these people are really hip.’
David Carradine
I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on ‘The Simpsons,’ which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.
Jonah Hill
Success made me self-sufficient, but it also took away my anonymity. I’m just this quiet nobody, and all of a sudden people are nervous around me. That was kind of weird.
Lisa Bonet
If you are being weird or silly you can be excused because you are just playing a character.
Taryn Manning
Golf is a weird sport. Some days you got it. Some days you don’t.
Dustin Johnson
I have my own demons and dark moods. It’s weird.
Chris Rock
We do a lot of scenes like say proposing a girl, but you know it is done technically – you don’t feel anything. But sometimes I feel bad, maybe when my parents see me play this character and shouting at a girl, they might feel weird.
Abhinav Shukla
The weird thing about this business - and I'm sure this

The weird thing about this business – and I’m sure this operates in many other things, but it’s very present and acute in this business – is that a lot of people don’t realize that they have power. Particularly actors.
Lili Taylor
You don’t want to be a gimmick. You don’t want to be a set piece, where people go, ‘Hey, that’s weird.’
Ato Essandoh
I grew up in a little town in Arkansas called Clarksville and it was a weird existence, you know? I grew up white trash; we had holes in our walls.
Ralphie May
I once had a boyfriend who couldn’t write unless he was wearing a necktie and a dress shirt, which I thought was really weird, because this was a long time ago, and no one I knew ever wore dress shirts, let alone neckties; it was like he was a grown-up reenacter or something.
Susan Orlean
I’m just gonna be more weird and unique as possible.
J Hus
I’m just about the best singer I know, and it’s time for everybody to say that. I have total facility with my voice. And for some weird reason, critics don’t talk about it.
Daryl Hall
I think that people have expectations of themselves and other people that are based on these fictions that are presented to them as the way human life and relationships could be, in some sort of weird, ideal world, but they never are. So you’re constantly being shown this garbage and you can’t get there.
Charlie Kaufman
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don’t have a lot of it.
Andy Dick
I loved Adam Sandler’s early stuff. I thought it was so cool how irreverent and weird he would get.
Adam DeVine
I’m not obsessed with the idea of doing what you’re supposed to be doing when you’re a rapper. Walking around with cash that you haven’t even provisioned for tax. Spending all of your time in the designer store to create some weird impression. I’m not interested, bro. I just like making music, and that’s it.
Russ
I have an underdog spirit in me, and now it feels weird to kind of get my own way more often than not.
Mindy Kaling
I just couldn’t get into the high school scene at all. I was fat, ugly and weird. I just couldn’t do the makeup and the hairdos.
Suzi Quatro
I don’t know if this is too weird to say, but this is completely surreal for me. Bizarre. The cover of ‘Teen Vogue’ has been on my bucket list forever.
Lily Collins
I haven’t had to do too many, or many explicit ones. Everybody feels weird, and everybody is trying to tiptoe around and make you think they’re not there. The last time I did a love scene, I couldn’t keep a straight face.
Gretchen Mol
I grew up a little bit in Germany and then in Switzerland, then in France, the United States and in England, and so it is weird.
Alexander Dreymon
Women have that weird way of trying to be feminist. You know, like ‘hear me roar.’ But what they really want is a man to open the door for them.
Leslie Bibb
My father did lots of things. He had an orange-juice factory. He did real estate. He did commercial selling. He was always up and about doing all sorts of weird and wonderful things and being adventurous. I always admired his self-discipline. He was very good at getting everything done. He was very tidy.
John Torode
It’s a weird thing because I’ve been single at the time when I’ve been successful. That’s good and bad. Good, because you meet lots of people, bad because your privacy is infringed, so it’s harder to develop things.
David Walliams
The possibilities that are suggested in quantum physics tell us that everything that we’re looking at may not be in fact there, so the underlying nature of being is weird.
William Shatner
I’m happier on the runway than I am on the red carpet. Because then I am not being myself. I think, on the red carpet, it’s a weird, like, ‘Who am I? Am I me? Am I them?’
Kate Moss
I can rap in a London accent, make weird faces, wear spandex, wigs, and black lipstick. I can be more creative than the average male rapper.
Nicki Minaj
I love my nose! I was so nervous when I got pregnant that I was going to get that weird nose spread that you sometimes see pregnant ladies get.
Busy Philipps
I know for myself, and maybe I’m weird or whatever, but the whole thing is about constantly redefining identity.
Mike D
I think that as soon as you think of yourself as a famous person or anything like that, you’re objectifying yourself in some weird way.
Ethan Hawke