Top 55 Sarcastic Quotes

The last thing I want my robot to be is sarcastic. I want them to be pragmatic and reliable – just like my dishwasher.

When I was young, there weren’t any teenage girls I could relate to in film. They were all put in boxes: the virginal good girl, the really sarcastic asexual one. I wanted to do something that represented how I felt then.

He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind of elegant brutality which appealed. No, I think he came pretty much off the page.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I’m pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn’t come across on the Internet. It seems like I’m being rude or stupid.

It’s fun to be sarcastic, but now I’m able to express myself in a way that’s much more sincere.

I consider myself almost a Californian at this point, because I’ve been here long enough. Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York.

Obviously, when I first came to the land of blond-haired, blue-eyed surfer types, I was the sardonic, sarcastic, liquor-swilling, chain-smoking, dark-haired, dark-eyed guy from New York.

I can be very dry and sarcastic.

Lagos is a fascinatingly infuriating place that its residents love – and love to hate. Licence plates on cars here proudly display the state motto, ‘Centre of Excellence,’ in what often seems a sarcastic swipe at the place we live in.

I have some sarcastic sides of me.

I went to the Women’s March in D.C. on January 21, and I, looking around, was thinking, Wow, something that bonds all of us is that we’ve been silent-screaming in our bathrooms, alone, in between sarcastic lunches.

I find myself to be quite sarcastic, and I wouldn’t want to be with someone who didn’t get that.

I like a guy who’s sarcastic, serious, sensitive – even just silent. But you have to do it at the right times. That’s sexy. To me, it reflects intelligence.

The exact meaning of irony is so narrow that the word is hardly worth using; in its broad, current definition, it’s a euphemism for sarcasm. ‘I’m not being sarcastic; I’m being ironic.’ No, you’re not. You’re evading the responsibility for being sarcastic.

I didn’t want to do ‘The Fluffy Puppy Learns to Hold Hands!’ or ‘Kitty Gets a Box to Play In!’ There’s a place for that for the little ones – some kids need that stuff. But I’m too dark and sarcastic.

I’ve loved being the sarcastic chick, but I didn’t want to be her forever.

The Arabic music I listen to is extremely edgy. Ironic, sarcastic, sensual, erotic.

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

I’m a sarcastic person, and people don’t get my humor sometimes.

I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do.

I have friends who are so sarcastic but I never view it as mean.

Oh, my, yes. I was raised in this Southern culture where if a guy was sarcastic, that just meant he didn’t know how to show his love – but secretly he cared! I completely bought that. The men I chased and the things I put up with – it was criminal.

Do you think it’s a good idea to be sarcastic about slavery?

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

Sarcasm is weird. Even not in acting, in life I feel like ‘sarcastic’ is a word that people use to describe me sometimes so when I meet someone, it’s almost like they feel like they have to also be sarcastic, but it can sometimes just come off as mean if it’s not used in the right way.

I suppose there are a lot of reasons to be jaded or sarcastic or bitter in life, but I hang on to the reasons why life is beautiful.

I’m totally an East Coast person, energetic and sarcastic. I’m not a nice L.A. person.

There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

I don’t try to impress people. Sometimes my jokes can be very harsh; I’m very sarcastic. I would joke about something disgusting, and my agent might be like, ‘OK, maybe leave that behind for this one meeting. The burping? Maybe don’t do that.’

I can be sarcastic.

I’m really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She’s dry, 100%. I’m different from her.

I don’t want to be with someone boring because I’m always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic.

I am sarcastic and dry, but I also have a pretty huge zest for life.

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

I want someone that I can have fun with and laugh with. I love to laugh, and I’m really sarcastic, so it’s important that she can take a joke. I think if you are going to be with someone for a while, you really need someone you can let loose with and let go of all the stress of the day.

Happy Song’ is a sarcastic open letter to the world about how we use superficial and trivial things to ignore the real problems.

‘Sit Here and Cry’ was one of the first songs I wrote with that overdramatic sarcastic dry sense of humor, which is why the energy of the song doesn’t necessarily reflect the subject matter.

I write all the time. Some of them are very personalized things. Some of them are sarcastic looks at life.

I once told a journalist that girls call me ‘Kitten,’ but I couldn’t have been more sarcastic, and no matter how many times I’ve said that it was a joke, it still doesn’t go away.

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren’t monsters, but it wasn’t a good childhood.

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, ‘It was a perfect script for she and I,’ inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, ‘Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?’

We never dealt with satire or suggestive material. Although some of our films were broad parodies or burlesques of popular dramatic themes, there was no conscious attempt at being either sarcastic or offensive.

I’m a sarcastic, observational storyteller.

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.

I’m very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I’m fake. I’m excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound like I’m being sarcastic.

The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don’t tell me jokes – I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.

When I present those clip shows and movie mistakes and things, the persona the writers adopt for me is unimpressed, superior, very sarcastic – I’m not any of that. I can do it, but that’s not what I’m like.

I don’t want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting.

When I stepped into the industry, I was dealt this bizarre persona of being this sarcastic fashionista ‘it girl’ who is friends with loads of celebrities. That couldn’t be further from the truth.

I don’t fancy myself as a very sarcastic person in real life.

My mom was sarcastic about men. She would tell me Adam was the rough draft and Eve was the final product. She was a feminist minister, an earth mom who wore a bra only on Sundays.

Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy.