Top 55 Scrub Quotes

I did love ‘Dirty Sexy Money’ quite a lot. I loved my tenure at ‘Scrubs’ quite a lot. ‘ER’ might have been my favorite guest star thing. ‘We Were Soldiers’ meant a lot to me.

‘Scrubs’ has always had a very loyal fan base. When it started out, it was an explosion because it was after ‘Friends,’ but I think there have been times where it has peaked and valleyed.

And from the first time I picked up a basketball at age eight – I had a lot of difficulty when I first picked up a basketball, because I was a scrub – there were things that I liked about it.

I haven’t been fighting scrubs. Ever since I began I fought the toughest guys that they could put in front of me.

I was the guy who makes you scrub the latrine, the guy who makes you make your bed, the guy who screams at you for being late to work. The job requires you to be a mean, tough person. And I was fed up with it. I promised myself that if I ever got away from it, it wasn’t going to be that way any more.

I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I’m given on Scrubs… often on short notice!

It’s weird to make new friends, but we’re three seasons in with ‘The Exes,’ and now it feels a lot like ‘Scrubs,’ where I’m very lucky because I get to work people like Wayne Knight, who I really like.

I got the pilot for ‘Scrubs’ sent to me, and in the margin for Dr. Cox, it said ‘a John McGinley type.’ So when I went in to audition, I said to Billy Lawrence, who’s a dear friend of mine, I said, ‘Well, I’m John McGinley.’

As the idealized mother, I might choose Irene Dunne as the mother in ‘I Remember Mama’ who strives and not just cooks and scrubs for her children, but who also acts as her daughter’s literary agent.

The funny thing that still cracks me up is when you get a grown man coming up to you shaking asking for a picture. I’m like ‘Dude, you know I’m a scrub, right?’

Did you know you’re supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ twice?

I am an absolute clean freak and scrub things constantly; I am an over-perfectionist.

I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.

This isn’t just ‘Scrubs’ with new actors. ‘Cougar Town’ has a heart to it that’s all its own.

When we shoot ‘Scrubs’ I spend every waking hour of my life in an abandoned and haunted hospital. All I can date there are ghosts and they tend to be horrible snugglers.

My hands are huge. When I was on ‘Scrubs,’ Zach Braff used to make fun of them all the time. And now I made some list. I guess Jennifer Garner is on the top of the list for best hands and I’m fourth down. But that’s for people who really like an NBA star’s hands.

If I had a dollar for every guy that came up to me to say, ‘I’m not a scrub,’ oh my God, I’d have a billion dollars.

The success of ‘Scrubs’ allowed me to pursue anything I felt passionately about without having to worry about money. It allowed me to spend my summer work shopping my show at a nonprofit theater.

Begin challenging your assumptions. Your assumptions are the windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in awhile or the light won’t come in.

I started off doing street team work for No Limit and Def Jam. I was the waterboy, the scrub. I was passing out demo tapes, and nobody wanted to hear them.

I’ve always liked shows that have a strong cast of secondary characters. One of the greatest examples ever I would say is ‘The Simpsons.’ If you think about it, you could name 100 characters recognizable from that show. I think ‘Scrubs’ has done a good job of having a strong team coming off the bench.

I can’t live without my beauty products. I love to be in my bathroom with my candles lit, morning, noon and night. I like taking hot baths and hot showers, using my body scrubs and lotions.

My advice is don’t scrub your makeup off your eyes; be gentle.

I use an acne cleanser. I’ve always had that St. Ives apricot scrub. But I have bad skin sometimes.

‘Community’ is a great show. I love ‘Raising Hope’ with Martha Plimpton. And I love ‘The Middle’ – another Chicagoan in there is Neil Flynn, who used to play the janitor in ‘Scrubs.’

Many parks in Florida have information kiosks with colorful enamel signs showing the special flora and fauna in the park. The gopher tortoise, the scrub jay, the indigo snake. At no park with an indigo snake on its kiosk signs could I find an indigo.

I actually use baking soda to exfoliate my lips – I mix a little bit with water and use my fingers to lightly scrub with it. Then I use jojoba oil and olive oil to keep them moisturized.

You know, I once did a short film with Kay Cannon. It was set at a gynecologist’s office and I was her nurse in hospital scrubs.

My secret weapon is baking soda. It’s a great natural exfoliator; you can put it in the shower and scrub down your body, and you can even use it on your teeth.

I think NBC got a little reluctant to get behind single-camera shows after ‘Scrubs’ didn’t do what they thought it was going to do following ‘Friends.’

Jim Sheridan, the MP who wants to ban sketchwriters from the Commons for being rude about politicians, is a blithering idiot. Sorry, scrub that – clearly a very thoughtful person with whom I might conceivably disagree on some marginal issues. A blithering savant, perhaps.

I love a good scrub, especially on my face.

I know I always look like the evil one bossing the band around in ‘Scrubs’ – well, I’m the same in real life too.

I did a musical episode of ‘Scrubs.’

Look, the term ‘high-profile relationship’ for us is laughable because we are probably the biggest scrubs when it comes to the way we live our lives.

I like to scrub everything down because I’ve usually got so much makeup and body makeup and products on. I have to shower every day.

Facial scrubs are always good.

I sleep five or six hours a night, then crash at the weekend. I’m learning to eat properly and exercise. I relax by watching silly sitcoms like ‘Scrubs’ and ‘How I Met Your Mother.’

This world has a way of trying to homogenize you. Trying to sanitize you. Trying to scrub you of your unique divine genius. This world wants to make you regular.

I know how to do music, no matter how weird I look on stage with the face paint, mask, and hospital scrubs.

Men mostly ignore taking care of their skin. I think a weekly scrub and a face pack for every man is a must to get rid of all the pollution, dirt and grime.

My feet look like hooves-like, fake-leather bottoms and funky toenails – and I scrub them with a big stiff-bristled nylon brush you’d use for scrubbing the side of your house.

I love ‘Scrubs.’ It’s the best day job in the world.

I love to make scrubs at home. My favorite is a mixture of brown sugar and coconut oil. So simple yet so effective!

Clothes are a kind of uniform. A nun’s habit, a surgeon’s scrubs, a cop’s uniform. People often say that when they put on a certain uniform, they actually think of themselves differently.

I have to exfoliate my lips as they’re quite a large surface area and sometimes when I wear lipstick, it goes all cakey. So I mix brown sugar with lip balm and just scrub it onto them.

I love making a body scrub with ground-up coffee and coconut oil. It’s really good for circulation, and it smells delicious. I also do a DIY Greek-yogurt-and-honey mask that softens your skin and helps reduce puffy eyes.

Before I scrub and exfoliate, I like to cleanse my face with the Tatcha cleansing oil.

Begin challenging your own assumptions. Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in while, or the light won’t come in.

Hopefully after a year or two of touring around eventually we’ll just be The Blanks. We do pretty much everything we do on ‘Scrubs’ in our show, but it’s not presented as Ted’s Band.

After a gig, even if I’m on tour and it’s 3 A.M., I’ll get in the shower and scrub my face, otherwise I’ll have a spot the next day.

It’s okay to take yourself too seriously if you’re a serious actor and you’ve got the scrubs on. And then with me, it’s kind of like, well, I’m a comedian, I’m making fun of everybody and everything. And I’m making fun of myself. I’m having fun making fun of and for other people.

I really like the Glycolic Cleansing Pads because they’re super easy. Sometimes it’s annoying to scrub your face with your hands, but these are just little pads, so I like that. I also really like the Kale Fix Moisturizer and Dragon’s Blood Fix Serum. The Dragon’s Blood is good for priming before your makeup.

They have barricades at our gigs – to keep people in. We do most of the songs from ‘Scrubs’ over 55 minutes.