Top 580 Stand Up Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Stand Up Quotes from famous people such as Gus Kenworthy, Tom Malinowski, Katie Aselton, Terry Pratchett, Henry Kravis, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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I love that our country is one where you have the freedom to protest and to stand up for what you believe in and speak on it.
Gus Kenworthy
I am very determined to stand up against any threat to the basic Democratic values and institutions of this country.
Tom Malinowski
I really want women to throw their shoulders back and stand up straight and use their big girl voices and not feel like they’re compromising their femininity to be strong and smart.
Katie Aselton
I think the best thing I ever did with my life was stand up and say I’ve got Alzheimer’s.
Terry Pratchett
I want people who will stand up to me. People who are not afraid to say exactly what’s on their minds, even though that’s probably not what I want to hear. That’s what I want.
Henry Kravis
World leaders and, particularly, Muslim religious leaders need to stand up and protect the oppressed.
Nadia Murad
Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a liquor company. Rarely does a congressman stand up and defend a bar.
Jon Taffer
I had many teachers that were great, positive role models and taught me to be a good person and stand up and be a good man. A lot of the principals they taught me still affect how I act sometimes and it’s 30 years later.
Kevin James
There are always a few who stand up in times of communal madness and have the courage to say that what unites us is greater than what divides us.
Geraldine Brooks
Everything is a learning process: any time you fall over, it’s just teaching you to stand up the next time.
Joel Edgerton
When you’re nice, you’re not bullying people. But when you’re kind, you stand up against the bully.
Daniel Lubetzky
My show is not just a cop hosting a talk show – the two are completely different. My show is about helping people stand up to the bad guy.
Steve Wilkos
If you don’t have anything to stand up for, you fall for everything.
Rudy Ruettiger
When I get up there, maybe I’m nervous for the first song, but then I get into it. It’s a lot of fun to stand up there. I always enjoy the moment when I’m actually standing on stage. When I’m done, I’m like, ‘Oh, I want to play one more song.’
Kygo
All I can hope for is to use my voice for things that I think matter and to stand up for what I believe in.
Sarah Jeffery
America won’t be saved because one or 10 people stand up. It will be saved because millions of us stand up.
Marianne Williamson
Cobras are magical. They can stand up on just energy alone.
Paz de la Huerta
I don’t think much about politics as such because it has no room in our working processes. Eventually, our cases will have to stand up in court. And court will hear nothing about politics.
Margrethe Vestager
Creating something that builds lasting value and changes the lives of millions of people requires forging a team that will work hard to overcome seemingly insurmountable obstacles, stand up to the pressures of fame and fortune, and stay true to the original vision long after others stop believing.
Jay Samit
Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall.
Carine Roitfeld
After doing comedy for a while and knowing how hard it is to do physical comedy right, I learned how incredibly talented the Three Stooges really were after re-watching old episodes. They still stand up!
Carly Craig
As members of Congress, we take an oath to uphold the Constitution and bear true faith and allegiance to the United States, not the Republican or Democratic party. I have been willing to stand up to my own leadership when it’s in the national interest.
Jackie Speier
I will support my party when they are right on an issue, but am not afraid to stand up to party bosses who are not looking out for the best interests of my constituents and our country.
Darlene Senger
Learn that you can stand up for who you are, stand up for your heritage and be proud.
Patty Mills
It’s time to replace career politicians with citizen’s politicians. It’s time to elect people who are going to stand up to the Washington elite and stand up to a White House and Congress hell-bent on ramming socialism down our throat.
Christine O’Donnell
The most important thing my father taught me is that every man has to stand up for his rights.
Ziggy Marley
Although I was entirely relaxed on camera, if I had to stand up and say something to an assembled group of people, I was rendered all but inarticulate.
Jessica Savitch
I can’t stand up in front of people. It just fills me with horror.
Martin McDonagh
The most valuable thing my dad taught me was to never care about what other people thought. When he came to my shows, and I’d announce his presence, he’d stand up with his hands clasped in victory and cheer my name.
Ali Wong
Those who today still feel a sense of impotence can do something: they can support Amnesty International. They can help it to stand up for freedom and justice.
Peter Benenson
Britain is at its best when we stand up for the values that we believe in.
Priti Patel
Every time we refuse to stand up for liberty and our co

Every time we refuse to stand up for liberty and our core beliefs as a nation in the face of aggression from the Chinese regime, we legitimize their behaviour and encourage more bully tactics.
Erin O’Toole
I’ve been a homosexual all my life. My partner and I don’t want to stand up and say we’re gay, because we think that’s wrong.
Nigel Hawthorne
It is our responsibility to stand up for equality, fairness, and civil rights.
London Breed
I tend to develop my rambling anecdotes by actually getting up and performing them. That’s the joy/horror of stand up – if you have the germ of an idea that you think might be funny, there is a way of finding out if it’s funny very quickly.
Greg Davies
Anybody that’ll stand up to The Cline is all right.
Patsy Cline
I didn’t want to perform comedy. I always loved humor. Loved making people laugh. I was a big stand up fan, but it wasn’t until I was managing a restaurant that had a comedy night and one of the producers asked me to go on stage that I wanted to do it.
Andrew Schulz
Actually I never did stand up. I’m not that funny.
Maynard James Keenan
I certainly want campaign finance reform. I just wish this would do it in a way that would stand up to a constitutional challenge.
Ben Nelson
Mo Brooks is serious about making sure we fulfill our campaign promises ,and if anyone is willing to stand up to Leader McConnell on behalf of the people of Alabama it’s Mo Brooks.
Mark Meadows
My grandfather, my grandmother especially, I have a whole family of activists, they’ve always told me to stand up for what I believe in.
DeAndre Yedlin
Trust your own instincts, go inside, follow your heart. Right from the start. go ahead and stand up for what you believe in. As I’ve learned, that’s the path to happiness.
Lesley Ann Warren
It takes both courage and talent to stand up in front of fellow human beings and make them crack a smile, and at the same time keep it clean.
Ray Comfort
When I am in the Scottish Parliament chamber, I often feel the need to sit for the entire debate. It’s only courteous to listen to what everyone has to say, although I often find myself desperate to say something but too scared to stand up in case I regret it.
Margo MacDonald
If you want to truly stand up for women’s reproductive rights, then stand against birth control. Because nothing says anti-woman more than birth control.
Abby Johnson
To get a horse to hit a mark without a rider, to get it to stand up, to get it to rear, to get it to pick up a bucket and bring it over is amazing. It’s hard work and very rewarding but can be dangerous.
Benedict Cumberbatch
I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to ‘Talk Soup,’ where I was writing and performing for TV.
Aisha Tyler
Throughout history, people with few educational or economic resources and little bargaining power have often looked to authoritarian, ruthless people to stand up for them.
Stephanie Coontz
Stand up for yourself and fight for your right to be the artist that you want to be. There’s plenty of pressure from outside; people tell you how to dress and how to sing or what to sing, but I always felt like if I’m going to fail or succeed, I want to do it on my own terms.
Tracy Chapman
‘Polisse’ is the sort of cop thriller where people do things like angrily bang on a desktop or sweep everything off it. If it happens once, it must happen six times. But every time it did, I wanted to stand up and cheer, which I’ve never wanted to do for any such thriller.
Wesley Morris
I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn’t even stand up, let alone kick the ball.
Fred Frith
We have enormous interests in the Asia Pacific. In addition to our economy, we need to secure our allies, protect our environment, promote peace and stability, ensure the free-flow of commerce, and stand up for human rights.
Ben Rhodes
I personally really sympathise with the Maori cause – what’s gone on historically and their struggle today as a culture, and how they hold on to that identity and stand up for what’s rightfully theirs.
Martin Henderson
I’m definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals’ rights.
Laura Mennell
You got to have a courageous president to stand up and says, listen, if – if you send a bill to me that spends more money than what we’ve coming in, I’ll veto it. I mean, I’m going to try to work with you the best I can, but I’m going to veto it.
Rick Perry
If you feel good, you stand up a bit straighter.
Rachel Roy
I try to be as honest and open as I am with everything that I do because it’s just, um, It helps me, you know, like whether it’s stand up or singing or act. I just try to stay true.
Jamie Foxx
For me, rockabilly is very, very exciting music. It’s electric and kind of wild, you know? It’s ‘make your hairs stand up on the back of your neck’ kind of music.
Imelda May
A brand is only going to want to be more inclusive if they feel like it’s going to be good for business as well as making the consumer feel good – so we have to encourage people to do that. Consumers have to stand up and say, ‘I have power: my pound or dollar is how I vote.’
Iskra Lawrence