Top 580 Stand Up Quotes

I had bedbugs in 2005. I felt like a leper. Worse than a leper. At least lepers had a colony they could go and live in with other people who empathized. I instead had friends stand up from tables and walk out of restaurants when I told them I had bedbugs, because they were afraid I’d transfer the bugs to them.
Chris Gethard
It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush.
Russ Feingold
Don’t ever be ashamed of the Gospel. Stand up, and be bold.
Israel Folau
I've always believed that immigration is really about w

I’ve always believed that immigration is really about who we are as a country and what we’re willing to stand up for.
Pramila Jayapal
I charge my wealthy clients a lot and put 10 per cent in a fund which I use to pay the expenses of my poorer clients. When the government gangs up on the poor schnook in the street, someone has to stand up for him.
Alan Dershowitz
You must still stand up and say no when society is facing a backslide or a moment of danger.
Wang Shi
Every snapshot collector has obsessions. Some only collect photos of cars. Others like World War II, or babies, or old-timey girls in old-timey swimsuits. I happen to collect the weird stuff: photos that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up a little. The uncanny.
Ransom Riggs
As Attorney General of Alabama, I have never hesitated to stand up to the EPA before when it was wrong.
Luther Strange
I really am glad that the National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children has had the courage to stand up and say that children should not be hit under any circumstances. I am a committed supporter of this campaigning charity for children.
Jerry Hall
I’ve gotten into surfing a bit. I can’t stand up for more than five seconds, but I like the fact that I can paddle out into oblivion.
Isaac Brock
I think you have to be willing to take a bullet for somebody if you’re going to stand up there, take your vows, and be married to them for the rest of your life.
Blake Shelton
I tell gun owners and hunters and sportsmen and Second Amendment supporters and Americans every day that all of these freedoms we have are just words on a piece of parchment paper unless we stand up and defend them every day.
Wayne LaPierre
I prefer comedy acting definitely. I love stand up but I think Im just at home a bit more with comedy acting which is possibly why I love it more.
Mike Wozniak
Allah’s the Arabic term for God. Stand up for God, fight for God, work for God and do the right thing, and go the right way, things will end up in your corner.
Muhammad Ali
I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.
Cedric the Entertainer
Because Larry, by then, was a drummer, who would sort of get bored and tired, and rather stand up and blow kisses to people. So we needed the bass to sort of drive along.
Neil Innes
Finding your voice as a stand up comedian means deeply knowing who you are as an artist and a human being.
Sarah Cooper
Canada has the world’s largest Ukrainian population outside of Ukraine and Russia. As a senator from Minnesota, a state with a large Ukrainian-American community, I understand how important it is that Canada works with us to stand up to Russian aggression in Ukraine.
Amy Klobuchar
I want to lead the Liberal Democrats so that we can build a liberal movement to stand up to those nationalist forces and stop Brexit, then transform our broken economy so that it is focused on the long-term and works for both people and our planet, tackling poverty and averting climate crisis.
Jo Swinson
At some point the rhetoric runs out, and we have to ask ourselves, ‘Are we simply going to standby while somebody’s rhetoric is good, but their actions are so lousy?’ Are we going to stand up for that?
Matt Gonzalez
Immigration is about more than just who comes here and who is allowed to stay. It is about who we are as a country and what we are willing to stand up for.
Pramila Jayapal
I know how to stand up to a bully – but maybe more importantly how to work around a bully.
Sara Gideon
I have Gordon Ramsay to thank for my TV career because Channel 4 spent a long time trying to find him a sidekick for ‘The F Word’, then he suggested me, knowing I’d stand up to him.
Giles Coren
Part of the Brexit debate was about control, having a say over our laws and money and letting politicians stand up for what the people voted for, not signing away our sovereignty.
Esther McVey
I feel like it’s my responsibility and my obligation to stand up and to say that which I believe to be the truth.
Jimmy Swaggart
Some people’s developmental path has not equipped them to stand up and let go of something.
Henry Cloud
Part of this whole Sleater-Kinney 2.0 is breaking the rules. We wanted to tell our story… we feel like we need to stand up for ourselves.
Corin Tucker
My son assisted a few directors and my daughter does stand up acts with me.
Johnny Lever
Encourage children to write their own stories, and then don’t rain on their parade. Don’t say, ‘That’s not true.’ Applaud flights of fantasy. Help with spelling and grammar, but stand up and cheer the use of imagination.
Gail Carson Levine
I grew up really being able to stand up to authority.
Winnie Byanyima
I try to live tolerance in my own way, which is why, as a politician, one of my key priorities is to stand up for human rights.
Keith Ellison
There will be times in South Africa when we will be challenged as a team. We have to stand up to that.
Rohit Sharma
I have to tell you, it’s very boring, but before I did yoga, I was a stand-up comedian who can’t stand up. And now I can stand on my head.
Maysoon Zayid
I can stand up for myself.
Camille Grammer
The ADA is the living testament to our Nation's commitm

The ADA is the living testament to our Nation’s commitment that we will always stand up for our neighbors’ right to live fulfilling lives.
Tammy Duckworth
No-deal Brexit can and must be stopped. To do that, MPs across Parliament who oppose it need to stand up and be counted. The options available are limited, and we must come together around a workable plan.
Jo Swinson
So how did I find my voice? Motherhood. There is nothing like having your child dealt an injustice, no matter how small, that gives you all the courage in the world to stand up and put your foot down.
Shweta Bachchan Nanda
I’ll always stand up for America’s seniors so they can age with dignity.
Kirsten Gillibrand
I hope the business sense that artists like Jay-Z and Nelly are showing rubs off on the young players. I want somebody to stand up and say, Look, these kids got it going on. We want to be a part of them.
Antonio Davis
It’s a great shame that the head of our established church is not actually prepared to stand up and fight for our Christian culture in this country.
Nigel Farage
I’m always going to stand up for my beliefs and stand behind them.
Ayesha Curry
And I’m hoping that fair-minded people will stand up and say that what’s been done to me is wrong, and that-that people’s personal lives have no impact on their ability to be a journalist, you know. Why should my past prevent me from having a future?
Jeff Gannon
Get up, stand up, Stand up for your rights. Get up, stand up, Don’t give up the fight.
Bob Marley
It’s important to stand up for what you believe in.
Cody Linley
I think people are hungry for someone who will stand up on principle.
Rand Paul
You stand up for what you believe in.
Doja Cat
If they’re willing to stand at polls for countless hours in the rain, as many did, then I should surely stand up for them here in the halls of Congress.
Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Individuals can stand up against genocide in Darfur and Iran’s quest for nuclear weapons.
Ted Deutch
It is frustrating, but all I can do is just keep winning, and hopefully, people will stand up and take notice eventually.
Katie Taylor
There are a group of people who would like to silence everybody and have everybody go along to get along, but that’s not going to be very helpful for us in the long run, in terms of solving our problems. And somebody has to be courageous enough to actually stand up to, you know, the bullies.
Ben Carson
I kept my circle small. I had my friends that I knew wouldn’t do anything to hurt me, and I would also stand up for them, and those are still my friends today.
Kane Brown
Would-be drug companies must either produce medicines that stand up to federal scrutiny, demonstrate that their data has value to other companies, or go out of business.
Alex Berenson
We need a system where some politicians – who quite rightly respond to the public mood – are prepared to stand up in favour of housebuilding, so I came up with a system that gives local people something they really want in return for building more homes. In our case in Hatfield, it’s a new town centre.
Grant Shapps
If the federal government is intent on keeping the southern border open and refuses to notify states when it dumps a new bunch of unvetted, unvaccinated migrants on their doorstep, it is up to governors to stand up for their communities and stop their services being overwhelmed by the influx.
Miranda Devine
I started doing stand up when I was 19. Because I was underage at the time, at certain clubs I would be forced to wait outside until it was my time to go on stage. Then I would do my set, walk off, and be kicked out again.
Anna Akana
I had been plunged into a different world. I found myself spending half my time answering weird questions on book tours in the Midwest. People would stand up and explain to me the situation in their office and ask me whether they should resign or not.
Kazuo Ishiguro
It seems that Gerard Houllier did not appreciate my personality. It bothers him to have someone around who could stand up to him.
Nicolas Anelka
These one-dayers and these Twenty20s is where Virat Kohli can really stand up and lead from the front.
Michael Clarke
With Anglo-American capitalism increasingly under attack, those who believe in the power of free markets and enterprise to create wealth and social progress must stand up and be counted and champion our way of life.
Liz Truss
Cricket is hard enough: stand up for yourself and stand up for the team.
Jofra Archer