Top 595 Laugh Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Laugh Quotes from famous people such as Hugh Grant, Sara Blakely, Jet Li, Shirley MacLaine, Lawrence Welk, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I’m a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.
Hugh Grant
The word ‘Spanx’ was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.
Sara Blakely
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it’s a great feeling.
Jet Li
A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.
Shirley MacLaine
I always worried I’d forget my lines or say the wrong words or the audience would laugh in the wrong places.
Lawrence Welk
I was taking myself very seriously when I was going through life changes. And I realized that I needed to laugh at myself, particularly at my mistakes.
Spencer Johnson
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me because I was so tall and I didn’t know the game and couldn’t play it.
Patrick Ewing
I want people to laugh and cry, not just sit and stare at the TV.
Michael Landon
Kindness is the No. 1 quality I look for in a man. You can see in how he treats anyone – from a CEO to a housekeeper – and it’s a reflection of how nice a guy is. Funniness and confidence come after that… When a guy approaches me, it’s fantastic if he can make me laugh.
Meghan Markle
I like somebody who makes me laugh. He’s also got to be prepared – I’m sort of a loose cannon, in a good way. I also like people who disagree with me and make me work to prove my point.
Monica Keena
All I know is just how to make people laugh.
Stan Laurel
Making people laugh is giving, and it’s healing, too, when people can go up to the movies and forget about their problems. It’s a good thing. That’s why I want to work.
Chris Tucker
I was informed yesterday that there’s a Twitter account for my laugh. Very hard to get used to things like that. Pretty amazing.
Tom Hiddleston
My dad loved to laugh. He was very funny and very silly.
Mike Myers
If you can laugh, you can get through it. In our house, we laugh a lot.
Jami Gertz
If you can make me laugh, my heart is yours! I think there’s nothing more attractive than someone who doesn’t take themselves too seriously.
Shay Mitchell
The way you deal with a scare is the way you deal with a laugh. The timing has to be perfect. When you’re dealing with fear or laughter – emotions that happen spontaneously – you hope it’s working. But in the moment, you really have no idea.
Patrick Wilson
I love a girl that can make me laugh. I am not really a laugh-at-things type of guy and I don’t smile and laugh all the time… But if a girl can make me laugh… I’m in love!!!!
Jesse McCartney
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
Katherine Mansfield
For me, compatibility is a sense of humour, being able to laugh together; that is very important.
Felicity Kendal
My job is to make people laugh.
Aisling Bea
Whatever you laugh at in others, laughs at yourself.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
Bill Murray
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren’t doing better than they are.
Drew Carey
We only have one agenda, which is to make ’em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
Adrian Edmondson
I like the clowns from the circus that have more paint on their face. They were all funny and made me laugh. As a kid, I remember the clowns that were all in white reminded me more of death than circus clowns. It can be a scary thing.
Peter Stormare
People… need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.’
Chris Farley
Claudia Winkleman is a good laugh and James Corden too.
Sean Lock
After I got my first laugh on stage, I was hooked.
Matthew Perry
My humor isn’t meant to be mean or hurt anyone. But it’s to make them uncomfortable and laugh. I like making people feel a different range of emotions. I like to make people a bit confused.
Charlyne Yi
It’s good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Margaret Cho
One way of watering down the effects of violence is to

One way of watering down the effects of violence is to approach it in a more lighthearted way. I don’t mean to say that you laugh when somebody has their arm sawn off, but you can diffuse fear with humour.
Colin Baker
The thing I do best is laugh.
Cathy Freeman
An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers
I’m friends with Hank Azaria. We were on a show together 800 years ago, and we laugh every single time.
Nicole Sullivan
I love the feeling that you get when you can really laugh with a man and be natural and not always think that there’s a sexual element going on. For me, flirting with a man means making fun of myself and trying to open myself and be very unpretentious.
Cameron Diaz
Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope, and that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.
Dr. Seuss
I put the storyboard down and came back to it like two weeks later and saw that I had written ‘Butt-Head’ next to the picture, and it kind of made me laugh and I thought, Well, might as well go for every laugh you can get.
Mike Judge
When I said I was going to audition for a film, I got a hearty laugh from all my family.
Victoria Abril
I don’t smile much, and I never laugh. If you’d been through what I’ve been through, you wouldn’t be smiling, either.
Charlie Sifford
Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.
Jason Alexander
You must learn to take life less seriously and to laugh.
Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
I like to be with people who laugh and are positive.
Sudeep
He’s the most incredible man. He’s so generous and kind, and he helps so many people, and, um, he makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed, and he’s a great friend.
Katie Holmes
To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity.
William Arthur Ward
I quickly laugh at everything for fear of having to cry.
Pierre Beaumarchais
Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble.
Taylor Hawkins
I’m not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh.
Morgan Freeman
Audiences like me doing action and comedy. I am a jovial person and have been so from childhood. I like to laugh my way through my work, and that attitude reflects in my roles. Even women hate me doing rona-dhona roles. So I don’t do emotional films.
Ravi Teja
I appreciate life, talk a lot, love to laugh, and am very optimistic.
Kiana Tom
It has not been an easy name, yet it has brought me many a laugh.
Sister Parish
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Jay Leno
If you’re feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance – and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you’ve ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.
Salma Hayek
If evil be spoken of you and it be true, correct yourself, if it be a lie, laugh at it.
Epictetus
Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.
Ron Silver
From inside where I live, I feel like I just perceive events in a certain rational way. I often find it sad or poignant, and it may not make me laugh a bit. But I don’t mind inventing a portrait that allows others to laugh if that’s what they want to do.
Madeline Kahn
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn’t care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.
Ron White
My looks have changed. I have laugh lines – not wrinkles.
Iman
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Ken Kesey
Well, he doesn’t make me laugh. I think I’ve got a fair sense of humour but I can’t really see it in him. I’ve listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that’s a load of mince as well.
Ian St. John
If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
Marie Osmond
I’ve always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think.
Kenny Rogers
I love being able to make people laugh.

I love being able to make people laugh.
Judith Light
‘Fargo’ is a tragedy with a happy ending. So you need to have that tragic underpinning, that all of this could be avoidable, and that’s what makes it tragic. It’s about the use of violence, and the fact that the tension in anticipation of violence and the tension in anticipation of a laugh are sort of the same.
Noah Hawley
I can’t help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don’t drink so the DUI is false.
Amanda Bynes
If you can get a laugh out of a name, you’re ahead of the game.
Carl Reiner
Don’t laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find a face of his own.
Logan Pearsall Smith
And I began to tell little anecdotes that had happened to me, and people would laugh. And I began to like that, you know. But I knew that, ’cause I’d do that in school, but I wouldn’t do it out there in front of all them people.
Mel Tillis
Jokes about my surname aren’t a big deal at all. In fact, that’s what jokes are meant for – you laugh and then forget about it.
Manushi Chhillar
The jest loses its point when he who makes it is the first to laugh.
Friedrich Schiller
Laugh at yourself, but don’t ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don’t leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
Alan Alda