Top 595 Laugh Quotes

The most fun I ever have is sitting in with Rick writing, and we laugh at our own jokes.
Adrian Edmondson
They have what you call a black night where they have black people come in for just one night only to watch comedy, and you get all your local drug dealers, thugs, prostitutes, all of them come in, sit down, and listen to you tell jokes. They the hardest people to make laugh.
Mike Epps
Everybody really needs to laugh… If you don’t laugh, you’re not going to live long.
Paul Rodriguez
We sat down and talked about who we liked comedy-wise, TV-wise, what made us laugh and what we enjoyed doing. So a lot of our tastes went into ‘The Ant and Dec Show.’
Declan Donnelly
For me, a hearty ‘belly laugh’ is one of the beautiful sounds in the world.
Bennett Cerf
You have to take things with a lot of laughter. I laugh with everyone; this way, I will be able to die happy.
Azzedine Alaia
When I was 20, I used to go around telling stories, and I knew where I was comfortable – onstage, talking, making ’em laugh and listen to the weirdest things. I liked being the center of attention.
Ron White
I realized that comedians of the day were operating on jokes and punch lines. The moment you say the punch line, the audience either laughs sincerely or they laugh automatically or they don’t laugh. The thing that bothered me was that automatic laugh. I said, that’s not real laughter.
Steve Martin
You can laugh when I talk, but not when I sing.
Cyndi Lauper
Sometimes the very best way to deal with unpleasant things is to depict them in ways that allow people to laugh at them and destroy the power of unsayable things, rather than refusing to acknowledge them.
Chuck Palahniuk
I go out and speak to women’s groups all the time, and I say, ‘Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor in things. You gotta pass it on.’
Vicki Lawrence
If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.
Clarence Darrow
I think there’s nothing better than laughing in life, so that’s nice, to be thought of as someone who can make someone laugh. It’s ’cause I think life is hard. You know, my dad was a really silly man. A great Irish silly man. And that’s fine.
Joan Cusack
I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
Julian Clary
I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.
Louis C. K.
Sometimes you almost have to laugh to keep from crying to deal with the pain associated with the ‘hood.
Gucci Mane
Nobody can deny but religion is a comfort to the distressed, a cordial to the sick, and sometimes a restraint on the wicked; therefore whoever would argue or laugh it out of the world without giving some equivalent for it ought to be treated as a common enemy.
Mary Wortley Montagu
Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have h

Making people laugh is magic. I feel like if you have humility, then you can do anything in comedy.
Amanda Seyfried
The funniest guy I’ve ever worked with – it’s just one of those things, again, where we look at each other and just laugh – is Jimmy Byrnes from ‘Wiseguy.’ Jimmy – we can’t be in the same room together. He knows he can make me laugh just by looking at me.
Jonathan Banks
I like a twisted sense of humour. On ‘A History of Violence,’ David Cronenberg and I would be doing the grimmest scenes and laugh a lot.
Viggo Mortensen
When Frank the Pug is singing I Will Survive, the only reason it’s funny is that Will is in that shot trying not to get angry. A shot of a dog singing I Will Survive on its own will not get a laugh.
Barry Sonnenfeld
Yeah, some kids called me fish lips because I had these really full lips. Now I’m sure all those same girls are getting collagen injections, so I’m having the last laugh.
Denise Richards
If something makes me laugh really hard, it sticks in my head or my heart or somewhere inside me.
Alan Tudyk
When things are really dismal, you can laugh, or you can cave in completely.
Margaret Atwood
I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you’ve gotten a lot out of the way.
Kiefer Sutherland
And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
Todd Barry
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
P. G. Wodehouse
I’d be hard-pressed to think of anybody who’s made me laugh, who’s funny, but who’s also relentlessly positive.
Dylan Moran
It is better to laugh than cry.
Maria Grazia Cucinotta
I know what people laugh at. I know their vocabulary.
Gallagher
The clubs are good fun-having a laugh, really having a good time.
Chris Lowe
I laugh and joke, but I don’t get distracted very easily.
LeBron James
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn’t laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
Terry Jones
If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn’t mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in. with a huge belly. The only thing that would put me off is bad breath – but even that can be fixed. A bad personality isn’t so easy to fix.
Olga Kurylenko
The real Pogba is the one you see every time. You know, when I’m on the pitch, I cannot act. I’m not an actor. So when I’m in the pitch, I like to joke and laugh, and outside the pitch, I’m the same. For me, I’m normal. I come and play football. I do what I love.
Paul Pogba
I just always loved stand-up. It’s like magic. You say something, and a whole room full of people laughs together. Say something else, they laugh again. The fact that people come to see that and participate in that… I don’t know, it’s just like magic.
Dave Chappelle
No, I like to wear as least amount of makeup as I can during my everyday life because I’m just all about keeping my skin healthy and hydrated and I love to laugh and have a great time and smile – that’s when I feel the most pretty so I just want to make sure that I stay happy.
Lily Collins
Cervantes smiled Spain’s chivalry away; A single laugh demolished the right arm Of his country.
Lord Byron
You hear people say, ‘We take our Tennessee Williams very seriously. There is no laughter here.’ It’s full of humor! Not to laugh is a big, bad mistake!
Ruby Dee
I can laugh at myself because I’ve had to. Everything would have been much worse if I’d been the singing son of Nat ‘King’ Cole.
Natalie Cole
I’m Irish, so I’m messing all the time. Which means, I’m having a laugh. I’m always making jokes.
Saoirse Ronan
It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down. Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Depression scares people off. It makes me laugh that it has that kind of effect.
Siobhan Fahey
I don’t mind being goofy and silly. I love to make people laugh and I’m not self-conscious.
Malin Akerman
All I want to do when I have time off is to have a laugh with my school friends and go down the pub.
Samantha Mumba
There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
That’s something – you laugh about Eminem… It’s funny, man, because I didn’t like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy’s for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.
Khalil Gibran
It only works because we still amuse each other. After

It only works because we still amuse each other. After we have been working with other people, it is so refreshing to laugh unreservedly when we are back together again.
Adrian Edmondson
Everyone’s clamoring for the fourth book in the ‘Fifty Shades’ trilogy, which makes me laugh. Just the part of ‘a fourth book in trilogy’ that makes me laugh, not the clamoring for the next book.
E. L. James
I’m very interested in any script that makes me laugh.
Alan Tudyk
Some guys may play around and say a couple of things, but if I say it, I mean it. I may laugh, it may be funny, but if I say I’m going to get you, I’m going to get you.
Deontay Wilder
And as they pass, turn back and laugh at me.
George Villiers
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that’s usually how you end up crying?
Chuck Palahniuk
Oscar Wilde turned the world upside down and was able to laugh at it, and hopefully by the time I’m 120 and worn out, that’s what I will achieve. I love being alive so much.
John Lydon
Making people laugh is what I really enjoy.
Vicki Lawrence
The child in you, like all children, loves to laugh, to be around people who can laugh at themselves and life. Children instinctively know that the more laughter we have in our lives, the better.
Wayne Dyer
Making people laugh is the greatest gift you can give, so I’m never going to stop that.
Jay Pharoah
People expect us to be different, but we’re not. We’re very similar people, and it’s because we’re so similar and close to each other that we make each other laugh – in fact we make each other laugh more than we make anyone else laugh.
Adrian Edmondson
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn’t it?
Tom Baker
It’ll keep you alive for another 10 years if you get yourself a laugh once a day: either provoke it, or look around in the wildest laboratory in the world, the public.
Jerry Lewis
I enjoy the character interplay. Sometimes the audience is not laughing, but smiling, and that is almost just as good because it keeps them ready to laugh.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Any audience that gets a laugh out of me gets it while I’m facing them.
Ethel Merman
People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, ‘They’re just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don’t.’ Gee, I sound shallow. But I don’t react to current events or other stimuli. I don’t read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.
Gary Larson
Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson