Top 60 Stand-Up Comedy Quotes

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.
Keenen Ivory Wayans
At the end of the day, stand-up comedy is like acting when the audience are the other characters that I’m acting with.
Brett Gelman
I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic.
Steve Martin
I’m not a fan of stand-up comedy, personally. But some of them are incredibly skilled.
Bob Mortimer
I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I’m ok with that because I’ve been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.
Denis Leary
I’ve been performing stand-up comedy for ten years, it’s what I love and will always do.
Michael McIntyre