Top 66 Ali Wong Quotes

It’s very rare that stand-up comics have kids, because once they do, they stop doing stand-up.
Ali Wong
My dad was a very unconventional Asian American man. He was very much not quiet, not shy, not passive. If he had to fart, he’d do it in the library. He did not care. He was like, ‘I don’t know these people. I’m uncomfortable, and I need to let it go.’
Ali Wong
A lot of women do stand-up as a gateway into acting, bu

A lot of women do stand-up as a gateway into acting, but I love stand-up, and to be a good stand-up, you have to go on the road a lot. It means going to places in America where they’ve never seen a Vietnamese person in their life.
Ali Wong
I think I went through puberty really late in life or something. I always looked like a little, sad Thai boy up until I was 26.
Ali Wong
I think Asian men are beautiful.
Ali Wong
Every male comedian of note who is over the age of 45 has a kid, and they talk about it and don’t get grouped as ‘dad comics.’
Ali Wong