Top 660 Humor Quotes

I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
W. Somerset Maugham
I am often the brunt of my own humor.
Charles R. Swindoll
G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.
Nelson DeMille
I have been a big fan of the ‘Fast and the Furious’ franchise. The films are fast-paced, fun and keep the audience involved. There is a great mix of humor and action, something I really appreciate.
Tony Jaa
I have a very dark sense of humor.
Andy Dick
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck
I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
Bernie Mac
My platform has been to reach reluctant readers. And one of the best ways I found to motivate them is to connect them with reading that interests them, to expand the definition of reading to include humor, science fiction/fantasy, nonfiction, graphic novels, wordless books, audio books and comic books.
Jon Scieszka
’24’ is a pretty serious show – there isn’t a lot of improv that is happening. Having said that, I do play around with the delivery. A lot of the humor comes from playing a character who is very furious and really up in her own brain and in a serious situation. That is humorous to me.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
Cathy Guisewite
Humor is this great equalizer. It gets people’s defenses down, and once they’re down, you can discuss some really difficult topics.
Luvvie Ajayi
There’s such an odd, eclectic group of people that make up the town of Plymouth, New Hampshire. I don’t think I could avoid not coming out of there with a pretty good sense of humor.
Eliza Coupe
Why anybody gets my sense of humor I never know, but I do know that when they do, I keep them as close as I possibly can.
Joss Whedon
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you’re not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture.
Sloane Crosley
Humor comes from self-confidence.
Rita Mae Brown
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
Tracy Morgan
Brains and a sense of humor trump everything else.
Ryan Paevey
The people in New York – their humor is on a level that goes, uh, very deep, you know?
Elaine Stritch
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Virginia Woolf
Humor is not a sign of weakness. In fact, humor can be your greatest asset in the face of tragedy.
Lee Corso
I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it’s just not funny.
Issa Rae
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs.
John Ratzenberger
My humor is a lot like Kristen Wiig’s from ‘Saturday Night Live’ or ‘Bridesmaids.’ Quirky, off the beaten path.
Nicole Ari Parker
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain
Good humor isn’t a trait of character, it is an art which requires practice.
David Seabury
Good planning is important. I’ve also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you’re in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you’re depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.
Edmund Hillary
What we’re doing is fun – if you have any sense of humor at all!
Calvin Klein
I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that i

I think the main thing about comedy and humor is that it’s impossible and always was impossible to define.
Mike Nichols
Jeffrey Zeldman had an astonishing ability to craft a seductive coolness using educated references, dry humor, and retro/organic imagery.
Matt Mullenweg
When you’re in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to be, so you can’t think outside the box.
Diedrich Bader
What a newspaper needs in its news, in its headlines, and on its editorial page is terseness, humor, descriptive power, satire, originality, good literary style, clever condensation, and accuracy, accuracy, accuracy!
Joseph Pulitzer
Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with.
Andrew Stanton
There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.
Sinclair Lewis
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
Somebody says, ‘Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,’ and it sounds like something out of ‘Hee Haw,’ very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.
Tom Bodett
You hear people say, ‘We take our Tennessee Williams very seriously. There is no laughter here.’ It’s full of humor! Not to laugh is a big, bad mistake!
Ruby Dee
‘War on Everyone,’ I think… the script was hilarious to me, but it’s very dark, dark humor. It’s super dark.
Michael Pena
The thing about For Better or Worse is the only thing that made me an okay director for that is that I have a sense of humor, and it was supposed to be funny.
Jason Alexander
A lot of people say, ‘Hey, God doesn’t have a sense of humor.’ Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor.
Si Robertson
Back in 2004, Kellie Overbey handed me her play ‘Girl Talk’ to read. I fell in love with her brutally delicious humor and the fearlessly deft way in which she drew her characters. They jumped off the page and begged me to give them a space in which to stomp around.
Carrie Preston
Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes.
Gloria Allred
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
I have a good sense of humor. I’m confident, passionate and honest. I’m a people person.
Maryse Mizanin
Good acting is thinking in front of the camera. I just do that and apply a sense of humor to it. You have to trust the audience to get it.
Charles Grodin
I think I’ve learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn’t hurt either.
Dorothea Benton Frank
Humor is to get us over terrible things.
Ricky Gervais
As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.
David Alan Grier
I think God gave us senses of humor, and we should use them.
Vera Farmiga
Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.
Gary Shteyngart
I realized women and humor were linked very closely.
Craig Ferguson
Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
Lynda Barry
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
Steve Allen
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
Mark Van Doren
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Max Frisch
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is ‘Harold and Maude.’
Leslie Mann
I quite like dark humor.
Marina and the Diamonds
Humor can prove to be the conversational lubricant you need to remove the tension from the most unpleasant management- and accountability-related conversations.
Clay Clark
Humor is a part of spirituality.
Zooey Deschanel
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in

I’m a humor writer, so I don’t always present myself in the best light.
Jen Lancaster
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William Makepeace Thackeray
We have a certain warped sense of humor in Scandinavia, and that is what comes across in the choices in a lot of our movies.
Connie Nielsen
It’s continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you’ve got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don’t think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances.
Rachael Ray
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend’s garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computers and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.
Steve Jobs
In a girl I look for honesty above all, someone who I can carry on a conversation with, someone who has a good sense of humor, someone who’s true to herself, and to top it, someone who can get ready for a date in less than ten minutes.
Erik von Detten
My own life is wonderful, but if I had to live the life of someone else, I’d gladly choose that of Julia Child or Dr. Seuss: two outrageously original people, each of whom fashioned an idiosyncratic wisdom, passion for life, and sense of humor into an art form that anyone and everyone could savor.
Julia Glass
I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.
Carrie Brownstein
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
You don’t necessarily equate me with humor!
Sean Bean
I never write anything without humor, just because I like humor, but at the same time, it is a way for anything fantastical to become relatable.
Joss Whedon
Expressing my adoration for ‘Chitralaya’ Gopu, the living legend of unadulterated humor, has been in my mind for a while now. What better way to do it than bringing back his hit on stage.
Y. G. Mahendran
But if you read Jane Austen, you know that she had a wicked sense of humor. Not only was she funny, but her early writing was very dark and had a gothic tone to it.
Seth Grahame-Smith
I failed to fulfill what should have been an interesting role. I couldn’t take their formula and bring what I had, my humor, my ideas, and make it my own.
Dianne Wiest
In a way, a lot of my humor comes from presenting things that are dramatic or shocking and then people not having socially appropriate responses, having people denying the drama by failing to react to it, and that’s a really classic form of humor.
Chuck Palahniuk