Top 660 Humor Quotes

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
Mark Van Doren
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Charlie Chaplin
I go out and speak to women’s groups all the time, and I say, ‘Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor in things. You gotta pass it on.’
Vicki Lawrence
If golf wasn’t enjoyable and there wasn’t a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.
Ray Romano
The real important things are kindness and a sense of humor. I’ve been fortunate to have dated and could have easily married women who have those qualities, and time and circumstances didn’t work out. Timing plays a big part.
Hill Harper
Prior to Wordsworth, humor was an essential part of poetry. I mean, they don’t call them Shakespeare comedies for nothing.
William Collins
Sometimes Americans don’t quite get my sense of humor. My good ol’ British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
Lee Westwood
Humor is very healing.
Bonnie Hunt
Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn’t do anything about that, or politics or something.
Chris Lilley
Bringing humor and bringing happiness and joy to an audience is a wonderful opportunity in life, believe me.
Angela Lansbury
My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
Carl Hiaasen
The similarity between my music and The Beatles’ music is it has within it a very positive quality. It’s woven with humor.
Donovan
Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
Jimmy Buffett
I’m actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I’ve never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That’s my kind of humor.
Terry Crews
If you approach Cannes with a sense of humor, nothing is that bad. You have to take it for what it is; otherwise, it’s silly.
Mathieu Amalric
People with a sense of humor tend to be less egocentric and more realistic in their view of the world and more humble in moments of success and less defeated in times of travail.
Bob Newhart
You’ve got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass
I’ve heard too many times where people say that I’m this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I’ve got an extremely absurd sense of humor. I thrive on the absurd – I love it.
Phil Anselmo
If you look at 'The Best Man,' there's a lot of humor i

If you look at ‘The Best Man,’ there’s a lot of humor in that, but I never consider that movie a comedy. I felt that it was a drama with comedic elements and comedic parts to it.
Malcolm D. Lee
Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those ‘Nutty Professor’ movies.
Seth MacFarlane
My mom taught me the power of love. I learned to focus on the long-term big picture from my father. His sense of humor and light-hearted approach always make me smile. My husband is a pivotal anchor in my life. His influence encourages me to be independent and take risks.
Padmasree Warrior
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.
Kurt Fuller
When you meet someone new who instantly gets you, your sense of humor and your attitudes and your worldview, even if theirs are different – and you get them in return. You both talk and talk and agree and laugh and nod and yes, yes, of course you should get another round of drinks.
Erin Morgenstern
Much of the best humor is found in the frequently tragic reality of human experience.
Steve Allen
Laughter, and the broader category of humor, are key elements in helping us go on with our life after a loss.
Allen Klein
I think that humor is part of what saves us from despair.
John Perry Barlow
I wasn’t shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.
Tyler, The Creator
People of humor are always in some degree people of genius.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
One of the great things about the Internet is that you can read what everybody has to say about everything. It is fascinating to me, the critiques about humor by people who have no sense of humor.
Matt Groening
I have such a respect for comedy. It’s a lot harder than doing drama, in my opinion; you have to have sort of an innate sense of humor. There are rules to comedy you can learn. But ultimately, it really does require a certain point of view on the world, and that really does appeal to me.
Elizabeth Banks
When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.
Allen Klein
Laughter is involuntary. If it’s funny you laugh.
Tom Lehrer
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Nancy Cartwright
There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
Al Franken
I don’t think humor is forced upon my universe; it’s a part of it.
Manuel Puig
The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will find nothing offensive, but the truth is that most humor originates in what would be called bad taste.
Robert Mankoff
Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended.
Jack Germond
The interesting thing about humor is that in humor, you – in logic, something is A or not A. In humor, it’s both A and not A.
Robert Mankoff
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.
Ellen DeGeneres
I don’t think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.
Adam McKay
I’m sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I’ve never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.
Ayelet Waldman
Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.
Arlo Guthrie
I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky enough to grow up in it.
Catherine O’Hara
My experience growing up in London and growing up in a working class background is that when people are down and out, that’s when they’re probably the funniest. They have to be. That’s what they do to cope, to find joy, ’cause they don’t feel the joy inside. Or they use humor to keep people out.
Daniel Kaluuya
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
Dane Cook
Some major writers have a huge impact, like Ayn Rand, who to my mind is a lousy fiction writer because her writing has no compassion and virtually no humor. She has a philosophical and economical message that she is passing off as fiction, but it really isn’t fiction at all.
Theodore Sturgeon
A lot about Congress is about forming good working relationships with people, and humor can really help you do that.
Linda Sanchez
I think a sense of humor will help get a girl out of a dark place.
Twyla Tharp
Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful.
Sandra Bullock
Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Langston Hughes
Love, as wonderful and horrible as it is, has at its center a kind of pitiful humor.
Tim O’Brien
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier
Democratic politicians have disliked things I’ve written, Republican politicians… if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
Adam Clymer
I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor.
Betty White
With humor, it’s so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
Calvin Trillin
If you look at the game and everything, it’s not quite like looking at an animated film, because that’s total character. This, this is really movement, but it’s got funny little things if you look for the humor. They’re actually getting to the character.
Don Bluth
I’ll do humor about myself, I’ll poke fun and everything, but that’s me and I can do it to me. I think it’s cruel to do it to somebody else.
Delta Burke
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn’t understand his use of profanity. He didn’t use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.
Bill Cosby
Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige.
Jean Pigozzi
I love dark humor that crosses the line and makes you say, ‘That’s so wrong!’ And that’s ‘Family Guy’ to me.
Elena Satine
With reporting, if you work hard, you can usually pull something out. But writing humor doesn’t respond to working hard, necessarily. I mean, you could just sit there and look at the page all day and maybe something will come.
Ian Frazier
I think kids want the same thing from a book that adults want – a fast-paced story, characters worth caring about, humor, surprises, and mystery. A good book always keeps you asking questions, and makes you keep turning pages so you can find out the answers.
Rick Riordan
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.
Eric Sevareid