Top 70 Craziest Quotes

I don’t have, like, a huge effect on the crowd, I’d say. So not having fans isn’t the craziest thing to me.

Wrestling was like stand-up comedy for me. Every night I had a live audience of 25,000 people to win over. My goal was never to be the loudest or the craziest. It was to be the most entertaining.

It’s very weird waking around a corner and being nose to nose with myself on the side of a bus. And Times Square – that’s the craziest one.

‘Apocalypse Now’ was my craziest experience ever. I was 14 years old, and I’d lied about my age to get the role. I haven’t had another film top it.

Skin care is so important, and I’m the craziest person about it.

When we did ‘Endgame,’ we were all hunched over and making the craziest sounds. Then I graduated and went right into auditioning for ‘Gossip Girl’ and things like that, where, as an actress, you’re required to act from the neck up and, from the neck down. It’s a presentation of your birthday-suit self.

The craziest thing I’ve done getting over love is skydiving. I had a really upsetting breakup. When I broke up with my boyfriend I needed to like do something different and so I actually went skydiving to turn over a new page.

I believe that always, or almost always, in all childhoods and in all the lives that follow them, the mother represents madness. Our mothers always remain the strangest, craziest people we’ve ever met.

I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes – ‘Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!’ – I’m way into.

Without a doubt, Ozzy is the craziest person I’ve ever met. Son of Sam is a close second.

It was the craziest period of my life: I was getting ready for the baccalaureate, the phone was ringing off the hook, I visited the Real facilities, I met Alex Ferguson.

My craziest ambition is to take John Madden’s job and salary.

The dark energy is not exactly zero, but the first 122 decimal points are zero. That’s crazy. That is really one of the craziest things we’ve ever discovered.

I feel like if you told me I would be having a son, I would be like, ‘Yeah, I’m gonna be a parent – I get that.’ But when the doctor was like, ‘You’re gonna have a girl,’ I was like, ‘What? Who am I?’ It’s the craziest piece of information that changes who you are. It’s sweet.

The people who go the craziest when they hear the name ‘Hemingway’ are my English teachers!

I have the craziest dreams when I’m digesting a massive amount. It feels so real, it’s psychedelic.

Man, just to think back, like, I was one of the craziest D. Wade fans ever.

I think traveling as much as we do and being on the road, the craziest thing is probably having our own little tour bus.

I remember my first trip to Toronto. There was this street musician playing an instrument I’ve never seen before – like, he had a hang drum on the left side and this random bagpipe, bodhran stick type of thing. It was the craziest thing ever! So I sampled it for a beat.

As a model you need to be able to do the craziest things.

Every day, something new gets thrown at me, and I’m like, ‘How did this happen?’ I’ve gone through some of the craziest life experiences because of YouTube.

My mom got shot. My dad got shot. Some of the craziest stuff. All that happened to me.

I think being able to really fall in love with someone is the craziest thing that could ever happen. You know, allowing yourself to really go there and really feel those things is extremely scary.

Holey Moley’ is the funnest, craziest, most extreme miniature golf series you will ever experience. It was insane. If you’ve ever played miniature golf, this is unlike everything you’ve experienced.

Some of the craziest people I know, some of the coolest guys I know who party and go crazy and play rock shows and have tons of tattoos, they will still go to church on Sunday and do their best to live that kind of a life.

I got the craziest crash course in rock n’ roll that I could have ever dreamed of.

I always think of the craziest idea first and then work backwards, because you never know: that person that you think would never return your call might be sitting at home with nothing to do.

When I turned 11, my dad decorated a room at the Standard hotel in Los Angeles in a ’60s, Austin Powers style. There was human bowling: You run inside a giant inflatable ball and try to knock down pins. To this day, adults say it was one of the craziest parties they’ve ever been to.

The craziest thing I did to get a guy to notice me was going out with his best friend. It worked – he did notice me – but I don’t recommend it.

Craziest thing I’ve done for love is getting married. I think it’s crazy. I think it’s crazy, crazy, crazy. I’m never going to say I wouldn’t do it again but I have to make sure it’s love and not settling for the ‘I have to do this by a certain age,’ which is kind of what I did.

The craziest thing I’ve ever done to get a guy’s attention? I admit I stalked someone. I showed up at a restaurant where I knew the guy worked, and we were actually good friends and had lost touch, and I pretended that I didn’t know he worked there.

My career has been my craziest adventure.

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you’ll be going, ‘you know, we’re alright. We are dang near royalty.’

We’ve got the most loyal fans on earth and probably the most craziest fans I’ve seen since the Pantera days.

You get inspiration from craziest places. It’s just about being creative. You gotta step outside that box, you know what I’m saying, to reach the people. You never know who can feel it; who it can connect to.

In order to make a name for myself I took notice of the craziest wildest son-of-a-guns out there, and how they would receive a lot of the attention from the local wrestling periodicals. I decided that I would become an oddity, and that’s how I have existed ever since.

The fans on ‘Pretty Little Liars’ were the craziest fans I’ve ever met in my life in the best possible way. The dedication that those fans have to the show and the characters is amazing.

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You’re going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.

John Cena, he called me at 3:30 in the morning when Landon was born. It was the craziest thing ever. He called me just to touch base and see that everything was healthy.

If I use my credit card… and they go, ‘Oh my gosh, there’s Lisa Frank who makes the stickers!’ I go, ‘Isn’t that the craziest thing, that I have the same name?’

Moms are sometimes the craziest because they know they want to get their daughters to be seen by us or get an autograph.

My uncle is so funny – Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it’s just full-blown jibber-jabber. It’s so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can’t understand him.

And Twin Peaks, the Film is the craziest film in the history of cinema. I have no idea what happened, I have no idea what I saw, all I know is that I left the theater floating six feet above the ground.

My dad is my everything. He always had the craziest speeches for Kylie and me growing up, good words to live by.

I always get forwarded these weird pictures of people getting Kenny Powers tattoos. That’s probably the craziest thing I’ve ever seen: Somebody will ink my face on their body for eternity.

Everyone thinks their family is the craziest family in the world. Like, ‘My God, my family’s crazy!’

Sometimes I think I’m the craziest person on the planet.

The craziest thing I’ve probably done during a show is the balcony dive – it was pretty scary. I was like, ‘This could result in an injury of mine,’ but somehow I survived.

The craziest thing I’ve done for love? Put my life on hold.

Of all time, my craziest fan experience was signing a little baby’s forehead, like a newborn baby. The parents came up to me, they wanted me to sign his forehead.

I try to be optimistic, but in this business it’s so hard. The craziest stuff can happen.

My brothers said I was always the craziest, always pushing buttons.

Some of the craziest people I’ve met, in my life, are some of the most brilliant people I’ve met.

You can say, ‘Put your hands up.’ And 30,000 people put their hands up. It’s one of the craziest things.

The craziest thing is walking down the streets of New York and people recognizing me and asking for my photo. It has been pretty wild. I am used to getting spotted in ski towns, but I never thought it would happen in a place like this.

Every year that I go out on tour, I think about all the craziest ideas that would be great to go out with, and I think, ‘I should see if Jeff Beck wants to join my band for a month or something.’

I think of myself as a producer. As a producer and as a showrunner, I already understand what it meant to gather people into a room and step back, to create the boundaries of ‘everything’s okay’ to allow TV writers to go to their craziest places.