Top 70 Mike Gallagher Quotes

We simply have to reign in the piggish people and money-hungry lawyers who chase every ambulance they see and expect companies and individuals to pay for everything that goes wrong.

You can’t be part of the unum, to a liberal. You always have to be a pluribus.

When school officials want to get a teacher out of the classroom, they have to go through an arduous and multi-year process involving hearings and appeals and lawyers and more hearings. All the while, the teacher draws full pay.

In 1972, former Texas Governor John Connally led ‘Democrats for Nixon.’

All I can think is that the owners of Chick-Fil-A have decided they have had enough, that they’re just going to focus on selling chicken sandwiches to as many people as they can, and they figure that keeping their views about marriage to themselves is better than having a bunch of angry activists on your doorstep.

I’m not brave. Far from it.

The belief that government must be the ultimate nanny to our children is one of the fundamental philosophical disagreements between the Right and Left.

I continually ask myself if a decision I’m about to make falls short in the eyes of God or my family or my colleagues. It’s actually a pretty simple litmus test: am I doing the right thing or not? The answer is generally an easy one.

When you get John McCain going about the war against terror, he comes alive. That’s when it gets fun. He rattles off the statistics, he showcases his wealth of military experience, and he doesn’t recognize the concepts of defeat or surrender.

I think that the tea party, grassroots ideology will win every time.

I’m not allowed to buy advertising for my book ’50 Things Liberals Love to Hate’ on Facebook because, according to their representative, they have received complaints about the word ‘hate’ in my book title.

Since I’m a professional communicator, I think I instinctively cling to doing what I do best, even in times of crisis and turmoil.

That’s the underlying tactic of the Obama administration in 2012: push the war on women, the war on the middle class, the war on gay people, and the war on Hispanics, and hope it will carry the day.

As a Fox News Channel contributor, I’ve learned most of the tips over the years: look into the camera like it’s a good friend; pull your suit jacket down and sit on it so it doesn’t bunch up; and most importantly, never, ever say anything while sitting in that studio that you wouldn’t want someone else to hear.

Fueled by the kindness and generosity of strangers, ‘Food for the Poor’ builds houses for people.

If you asked a team of expert psychologists and sociological researchers to come up with a design that was sure to infuriate and offend liberals in America, they’d probably come up with what we call the Great Seal.

The Left loves to demonize the financially successful.

We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.

If any person – white, black, brown or yellow – objects to having a police officer potentially ask them for their ID, it makes me wonder what that person is trying to hide.

Football: War with cleats and pads.

A lot of theatre people are definitely not conservative, but I don’t think liberals get to own the culture.

People who are desperate for Barack Obama to win the presidency are capable of practically anything.

For many impoverished people, living under a tarp or in a cardboard box is a way of life.

We are, after all, a nation of laws. And we live in a culture where carrying a form of identification is as normal as keeping your car keys in your pocket. When any of us walk into a grocery store and cashes a check, no one skips a beat when asked to present our driver’s license.

Every new revelation about the Obama Administration comes with the familiar musical notes of the Rod Serling TV classic ringing in my head: ‘Do-dee-do-do, do-dee-do-do.’

Liberals love to screech about ‘free speech,’ but it’s pretty clear to most of us that they don’t really tolerate any speech but theirs.

I think liberals would love to see the conservative party be more moderate, more middle of the road. I mean, my gosh, what do you call John McCain? Some would argue, what do you call Mitt Romney?

My radio company has begun calling me ‘the happy conservative warrior.’

The public can’t be fooled all the time.

Liberals don’t think parents can be left to their own devices when it comes to raising our children.

Sharing bad news with strangers is most certainly a selfish act.

One day before I die, I will finally understand why liberals, especially Jewish liberals, fail to fully support Israel in its right to survive terror attacks.

In many cases, the joy and honor of having a home has lifted people into a spirit of determination to try and achieve a better life for themselves and their families.

The more insanity that comes from Washington, D.C., the stronger the loyal opposition becomes.

It’s awfully hard to get into the head of a liberal. Instead of logic and reason, they are drawn to emotions and feelings.

After one election comes many more.

‘We don’t torture’ is the anguished cry of squishy people who have decided that trying to frighten terrorists by roughing them up is somehow the very definition of torture.

Air America has tanked because it features a bunch of talentless, angry demagogues who wouldn’t know how to entertain a radio audience if their lives depended on it.

Respect? The people supporting illegals don’t know the meaning of the word.

The Great Seal has got it all – everything liberals despise is there, front and center.

Arlen Specter is a scoundrel.

People on the Left get a pass when it comes to condemning white Americans.

Donald Trump is clearly the underdog in this race. Just about every organized institution has thrown everything it has at him. And they won’t stop until they get their wish, that Hillary Clinton will be sworn in on January 20, 2017.

Public school teachers enjoy a huge amount of job security, thanks to their powerful unions and inflexible work rules.

This game of pretending that to be Never Trump doesn’t lead to a President Hillary Clinton has to end.

Maintaining America’s role as the greatest nation in the world means we must stay the course.

‘Out of many, one’ is the national motto, and what the Founders imagined it meant is that out of the great and celebrated differences between us comes one nation and one larger purpose.

There is simply no defending the preferred mode of travel for many of the celebrity crazies who lecture us about carbon credits. Do you think these folks are willing to give up their mansions and private jets in order to ‘save the planet?’

‘E pluribus unum’ is perhaps the most obnoxious motto the Founders could have come up with, as far as liberals are concerned. They don’t mind the e pluribus part – they love to note the things that divide and separate us. But they positively despise the unum part.

For millions of Americans, the continued incarceration of Jose Compean and Ignacio Ramos is a grim reminder of everything that has gone wrong with border security.

Ask any cop, and they’ll assure you that it doesn’t exactly take a forensics team from NCIS to figure out that someone is an illegal.

When your spouse is given a bleak prognosis, you become an expert in soaking up every moment of every day.

Obama and his staff’s sheer disrespect for the presidency is probably causing the Gipper to spin in his grave.

Liberal idiocy surrounds us all. It threatens to destroy the values and lifestyles that millions of us cherish.

Believe me, I bash liberals for being mean-spirited and angry, but there are plenty on my side who are the same way.

The fact is that Democrats cannot stand dissent.

You can’t improve what you can’t measure, and liberals have resisted any kind of meaningful measurement of success in the classroom for decades. Instead of focusing on the three R’s, liberals have thrown up a barrage of silly things designed to distract us all from their awful stewardship of the schools.

A Democrat who had been JFK’s Secretary of the Navy, Connally believed that as many as 20 million Democrats would cross over to vote for Nixon because George McGovern wasn’t qualified to lead the nation, particularly because of his proposals for military cutbacks.

I’m fired up about TV converter boxes.

Sen. McCain isn’t someone who strikes you as a particularly dynamic speaker. He doesn’t seem to like the formality of giving speeches. He clearly isn’t too comfortable reading off a TelePrompter.

It’s my goal to show the world that Americans know how to help Americans without expecting the government to come riding in on a white horse and save the day.

I wish I could understand why so many people have a nearly manic desire to excuse, defend, explain or condone evil.

Maybe I’m just as bad as my critics who hound me.

I often debate liberals on Fox News Channel who tend to start yelling and attacking when they run out of facts or common sense. I suppose these folks figure if they bow up and get in our faces, we’ll just back down and see the world their way.