Top 705 Comedy Quotes

I’m a huge fan of comedy. I write material whenever I can.
Dolph Ziggler
Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.
Artie Lange
In ten minutes, I’m thinking, ‘OK, you know what? I love these guys. They’re really smart, they’re really good, they’ve got a good sense of comedy, under their guidance, I think maybe this could come out OK.’ But I didn’t like the part.
Eugene Levy
Good comedy is ageless.
Ted Levine
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks
And sometimes you can make your point better with comedy than you can through shouting about it.
Rachel Parris
If I’m not in the theatre, I’m in an open mic night or doing a guest set at the Comedy Club, or whatever, just trying to develop stuff.
Ron White
The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.
Aaron Allston
I can cry at the drop of the pin. But comedy is hard for me; it’s the timing.
Moira Kelly
I was very young when ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ came out, but that kind of comedy and the spontaneity of her, I think it really deeply affected me within just the joy of performance.
Sandra Oh
I would love to get into feature films; I’m willing to do an action flick, I’m willing to do a romantic comedy.
Kelli Berglund
Comedy in America is very serious. Either they laugh, or they don’t.
Gad Elmaleh
I wish I could have a recurring role on ‘Modern Family’. I think ‘Modern Family’ is the best comedy on television. It’s extremely well written, extremely well acted and directed.
Patti LuPone
I love doing comedy.
Hugh Bonneville
Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On ‘Parks and Rec,’ we’ve got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don’t just effuse to one another and be like, ‘Oh, Rob Lowe’s really funny,’ if he wasn’t.
Chris Pratt
It’s a comedy thriller, brilliantly written and it’s full of twists and turns at every page. When I was reading it I was desperate to get to the end to find out what happens, it really hooks you.
Louise Jameson
The English can be a very critical, unforgiving people, but criticism can be good. And this is a country that loves comedy.
Bjork
When Kubrick decided to go the black comedy route with his movie, he thought of me to give it that flavor.
Terry Southern
I think comedy’s something you can’t learn. It’s an instinct, which makes it rather elusive.
Julie Walters
In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.
Matt LeBlanc
In life, there’s a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don’t have balance, you have comedy.
George Lopez
Why would they have gone to the trouble to hire the best comedy writers in the business to write funny material for us to play straight, if the children in our audience were the only audience.
Burt Ward
I wanted to do comedy because I left Malaysia and went to America. I got bitten by the Western, idealist, opinionated, democracy bug.
Nigel Ng
At times we were criticized for doing too much slapstick. I don’t believe in mild comedy, and neither does Lucy.
Desi Arnaz
You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off because comedians often are self-deprecating, and they cross lines that they shouldn’t. Stuff like that brings a smile to my face every once in a while when needed.
John Cena
My uncle is a hemophiliac, and my brother is one as wel

My uncle is a hemophiliac, and my brother is one as well. I am a carrier, and it’s a disease that my kids also deal with. It’s something that has affected my family and I for so long, and I think it’s actually what drove me to comedy as a means to cope during tough times.
Alex Borstein
And then also I think it’s harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.
Wanda Sykes
When I tell people I’m a comedian they say, ‘Oh, are you funny?’ I say, ‘No, it’s not that kind of comedy.’
Susan Sarandon
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Mo Rocca
The word ‘supportive’ has no place in stand-up comedy. I hate when people are like, ‘Support female comedy.’ That’s not a real genre of comedy. I think if you have true respect for women as three-dimensional creators who are innovative, you wouldn’t group them together like that.
Ali Wong
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it’s more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area.
Susan Sullivan
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
Bo Burnham
My background is in musical comedy. I didn’t know I was going to be an actor. But all my points of reference have to do with musical comedy and in being kind of a showoff.
Christopher Walken
I never get offered comedy.
Sarah Lancashire
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
Norm MacDonald
You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.
Andrew Denton
I mean, sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don’t deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don’t even notice that that’s the thing.
Eddie Izzard
Comedy is so subjective. You could be in a room with 400 people laughing at a joke and you could just not think it’s funny. You’re just sitting there like, ‘Am I in the twilight zone? Why is everyone laughing?’ It’s such a personal thing. People have such a personal visceral response to comedy.
Todd Phillips
There seems to be more comedy for comedy’s sake.
Todd Barry
More than any other setting – more than battlefields or boardrooms or a spaceship headed for intergalactic travel – I’ll put my money on the family to provide an endless source of comedy, tragedy and intrigue.
Joyce Maynard
I think comedy drama is a tricky one. But it’s like in real life: often really tense, dramatic situations can be punctuated with the mundane and banal, and that’s what we try to capture in ‘Stella.’
Ruth Jones
I had a terrible job letting me do anything that wasn’t comedy.
Val Guest
It proved to me, though, that comedy is so much harder.
Jenna Elfman
I don’t do stand-up anymore. There are no rules in stand-up comedy. Journalists follow plenty of rules.
Jason Whitlock
I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat. When I tour, it’s like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour.
Aziz Ansari
Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar
Plot, rules, nor even poetry, are not half so great beauties in tragedy or comedy as a just imitation of nature, of character, of the passions and their operations in diversified situations.
Horace Walpole
‘Greg the Bunny,’ the comedy television show that I co-created, happened almost by accident. Dan Milano, Spencer Chinoy and myself made a public access show that caught the eye of IFC, and it has had three incarnations since then with a season on Fox.
Sean Baker
‘Veerey Ki Wedding’ is a comedy of errors in more ways than one. It’s one of those basic, perky comedies. We’re not trying to give out a message or anything.
Kriti Kharbanda
The older I’ve gotten, the more the need to exert comedy no matter how tragic a character I may be portraying because they are essentials for presenting truth.
Ed Asner
The best comedy and horror feel like they take place in reality. You have a rule or two you are bending or heightening, but the world around it is real.
Jordan Peele
There’s an art to comedy.
Marlon Wayans
Acting by yourself is pretty darn hard, especially having to do physical comedy.
Gillian Jacobs
Nihilism in American comedy came along way before ‘The Simpsons.’ There was a fairly nihilistic point of view to ‘Saturday Night Live,’ for instance, back in the beginning, and a lot of really dark comedy had a really anti-sentimental take on life.
Matt Groening
I also want to return to doing stand-up. I’ve become frightened of live audiences. This is a really telling sign that I need to go back on the comedy circuit again.
Johnny Vegas
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
Bo Burnham
Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job:

Stand-up comedy is not a man’s job. It’s an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone who’s allowed to talk.
Katherine Ryan
My portrayal of Fagin was all to do with my experience in comedy and revue.
Ron Moody
I want to do drama, light comedy, the whole range.
Bobby Darin
It’s important to remember that life is a joke, and that outlook grants a lot of perspective, but I don’t think comedy should change and become political due to other things. It should just laugh at that cosmic joke that life is all the time.
John Mulaney
When I finished my residency in New Orleans, I went to L.A. where I would work as a doctor during the day, and then at night I would actually go to The Improv and do standup, all the while kind of cultivating my comedy resume.
Ken Jeong
I am a passionate believer that comedy is a way of tackling some of the most dark and difficult aspects of being a human being.
Stephen Mangan
With While You Were Sleeping, it was so much fun and such a Cinderella story, that I didn’t want to do another romantic comedy. I wanted to do the opposite.
Bill Pullman
First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.
Milos Forman
I think that you can fall into bad habits with comedy… It’s a tightrope to stay true to the character, true to the irony, and allow the irony to happen.
Ben Kingsley
The best comedy audiences in the country and this is tried and true, I’m not just saying it, in my opinion are Boston, Atlanta, and Chicago.
Denis Leary