I dress for women and I undress for men.
Death is not the worst that can happen to men.
Whatever makes men good Christians, makes them good citizens.
False happiness renders men stern and proud, and that happiness is never communicated. True happiness renders them kind and sensible, and that happiness is always shared.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
With all of you men out there who think that having a thousand different ladies is pretty cool, I have learned in my life I’ve found out that having one woman a thousand different times is much more satisfying.
Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes himself get good things by jealousy, while the other does not allow his neighbour to have them through envy.
Men should strive to think much and know little.
Men who are in earnest are not afraid of consequences.
Time and money spent in helping men to do more for themselves is far better than mere giving.
The hate and scorn showered on us Negro officers by our fellow Americans convinced me that there was no sense in my dying for a world ruled by them. I made up my mind that if I got through this war I would study law and use my time fighting for men who could not strike back.
Most men, when they think they are thinking, are merely rearranging their prejudices.
There can never be peace between nations until there is first known that true peace which is within the souls of men.
Culture makes all men gentle.
Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen.
Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter.
Women thrive on novelty and are easy meat for the commerce of fashion. Men prefer old pipes and torn jackets.
I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots.
Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire.
Whatever deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.
Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious.
No struggle can ever succeed without women participating side by side with men.
It is wonderful how much time good people spend fighting the devil. If they would only expend the same amount of energy loving their fellow men, the devil would die in his own tracks of ennui.
Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.
Fame can take interesting men and thrust mediocrity upon them.
These people are very unskilled in arms… with 50 men they could all be subjected and made to do all that one wished.
The world of men is dreaming, it has gone mad in its sleep, and a snake is strangling it, but it can’t wake up.
Don’t get caught up in the ‘look’ thing. Sometimes, we as men and women, the first thing that attracts us to someone is their physical appearance, and that’s not always a good thing because what’s good on the outside is not always good on the inside.
The most pitiful among men is he who turns his dreams into silver and gold.
It’s a small percentage of people who do the 80-hour-a-week high-powered career thing, and they’re almost all men. Why? Well, men are driven by socio-economic status more than women.
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to be as mediocre as possible.
Nothing is as peevish and pedantic as men’s judgments of one another.
To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way.
Great things are done when men and mountains meet.
Perfect numbers like perfect men are very rare.
Either men will learn to live like brothers, or they will die like beasts.
Let’s be very clear: Strong men – men who are truly role models – don’t need to put down women to make themselves feel powerful. People who are truly strong lift others up. People who are truly powerful bring others together.
Men should be either treated generously or destroyed, because they take revenge for slight injuries – for heavy ones they cannot.
Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not.
Man as an individual is a genius. But men in the mass form the headless monster, a great, brutish idiot that goes where prodded.
Observe all men, thyself most.
I hate to generalize, but in general, both men and women suffer from ageism. Men much less because men gain power as they get older. Women lose power as they get older. Men are seen as gaining experience and being distinguished. Sons look forward to replacing their fathers.
What I’ve never understood is why some women use plastic surgery to make themselves more attractive to men. The most beautiful woman is someone who’s happy and is always smiling.
There are seasons in every country when noise and impudence pass current for worth; and in popular commotions especially, the clamors of interested and factious men are often mistaken for patriotism.
Bad men are full of repentance.
I know how men in exile feed on dreams.
Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women I have known.
Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason.
All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You’d be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.
The big divide in this country is not between Democrats and Republicans, or women and men, but between talkers and doers.
Democracy shows not only its power in reforming governments, but in regenerating a race of men and this is the greatest blessing of free governments.
Formerly, when religion was strong and science weak, men mistook magic for medicine; now, when science is strong and religion weak, men mistake medicine for magic.
Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.
The proper study of Man is anything but Man; and the most improper job of any man, even saints (who at any rate were at least unwilling to take it on), is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit for it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.
It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.
The best of men cannot suspend their fate: The good die early, and the bad die late.
Men’s vows are women’s traitors!
There are three classes of men; lovers of wisdom, lovers of honor, and lovers of gain.
Men are actually the weaker sex.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
And remember, where you have a concentration of power in a few hands, all too frequently men with the mentality of gangsters get control. History has proven that.
The wish to acquire more is admittedly a very natural and common thing; and when men succeed in this they are always praised rather than condemned. But when they lack the ability to do so and yet want to acquire more at all costs, they deserve condemnation for their mistakes.
The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice!
Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.
People who have no hold over their process of thinking are likely to be ruined by liberty of thought. If thought is immature, liberty of thought becomes a method of converting men into animals.
Few men are born brave. Many become so through training and force of discipline.
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.
A wise man should so write (though in words understood by all men) that wise men only should be able to commend him.
Ignorant men raise questions that wise men answered a thousand years ago.
The first problem for all of us, men and women, is not to learn, but to unlearn.
Men do not accept their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and worship those whom they have tortured to death.
The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design.
The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.
These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have.
When men speak ill of thee, live so as nobody may believe them.
Many men owe the grandeur of their lives to their tremendous difficulties.
Men create gods after their own image, not only with regard to their form but with regard to their mode of life.
