Top 725 TV Quotes

I’m not a huge TV person, but when I do watch, it’s always after the fact because I like to binge watch. It’s more entertaining for me to watch these characters fresh, after one episode, instead of waiting a whole week.
Alia Shawkat
One dress I love – for me, it’s a little edgy – it’s sleeveless. It’s black and it’s leather. I’ve worn it on TV.
Dana Bash
We’re really trying to make movies for TV. Producers and writers are taking risks that they weren’t in the past.
Philip Winchester
I think a lot of self-identity and inner-personal development is hampered by consumerism and capitalism because we see ourselves as a reflection of the TV, rather than as a reflection of the people who are around us, truly.
Aloe Blacc
One hazard of our job on TV is people are always checking us out and noting every pound we’ve gained or haven’t quite lost.
Natalie Morales
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
Woody Allen
I’m too vain to go on TV. I’d be a monster of self-consciousness. Plus, I’ve got a ridiculous voice – I sound like a camp friend of Bertie Wooster’s.
A. A. Gill
I can’t just wake up and watch TV and do nothing. I need a day off working out, seeing the wife, play a little golf, see my kids.
Pete Sampras
Women are the only ‘oppressed’ group that is able to buy most of the $10 billion worth of cosmetics each year; the only oppressed group that spends more on high fashion, brand-name clothing than its oppressors; the only oppressed group that watches more TV.
Warren Farrell
I grew up in a very small town, on a farm. There was not even a TV in my house at that time. I didn’t have much connection with the outside world and couldn’t see martial arts. When I was 10 or 12, that’s when we got our first TV. We only had maybe two channels. At 16 years old, I remember watching Marco Ruas on TV.
Glover Teixeira
The reason I like ‘Breaking Bad,’ which is still probably my favorite show, is Walter White. You watch him transform, and that’s so fascinating. And I think. a lot of TV shows that aren’t successful, it’s because the characters become stagnant.
Peter Dinklage
Shouting on TV feels like it almost gives viewers licence to do it in real life.
Ainsley Harriott
The Asian culture has to be a part of what we see on TV and in movies.
Elodie Yung
When you’re confined to a TV series, and you have to play one character, it can make you insane. But it didn’t affect me. I got out in time.
Johnny Depp
People say I owe a lot to television. The fact is I was a star long before television. What TV made me is unemployed.
Milton Berle
I wanted to step forward and be on TV and for people to see who I really was.
Rebecca Loos
We were the laughingstock of that first season… It was with great relish several years later that I received a TV Guide award for favorite actress on television.
Roma Downey
Not to say there’s not good TV out there, but I think TV is better when it accurately reflects the world as it is.
Aja Naomi King
TV industry pays us as much as the leading guy or probably more. All our shows are women-oriented, and all the TV actresses are getting paid well. There is absolutely no discrimination over here.
Anita Hassanandani Reddy
One of those things that I like about TV is that if you get a group of people you like, you can work with these people for months at a time, and you can discover their strengths and weaknesses, and you can use those in the direction where you take the characters.
Denis Leary
The closest I’ve come to being on a reality TV show is C-SPAN’s live coverage of the Senate floor.
John Thune
Get in your kitchens, buy unprocessed foods, turn off the TV, and prepare your own foods. This is liberating.
Joel Salatin
What’s so cool about movies is once you’re done with the movie, you put it away and come up with a whole new different idea with different characters and a different world. But in TV, you build these characters, and you build this world, and then you’re there for however long you do the show.
Adam DeVine
As a showrunner, you can never be a ‘maybe.’ When I do movies, there is a lot of, ‘Maybe’ and, ‘Let’s investigate that.’ But for TV, it has to be yes or no.
Ryan Murphy
I try to get roles that challenge me in what I can do and who I think I can portray. For me, it’s about creating characters with really fascinating stories, because that’s what I like to watch on TV.
Tatiana Maslany
I did audition a lot. One’s agent is keen to get you into film and TV because there’s more money. I was always getting myself into commitments to theatre companies.
Mark Rylance
The I&B Ministry, at their own convenience, can’t pick and choose content in serials. We have weird commercials with a lot of objectionable content running on TV post 11 P.M., but nothing has been done to stop them?
Vikrant Massey
I am a professional performer and I only appear on TV for entertainment or for philanthropic organizations, and I consider this a very serious matter that doesn’t fit into either category.
Lionel Stander
I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians’ albums and watching them on TV, on ‘The Tonight Show’ and Letterman.
Sarah Silverman
I find America falling in love with a TV show flattering and interesting, but at the same time a little sad.
David Schwimmer
In 1977, at age ten, I was cast on the TV sitcom ‘Good Times.’ My character was Penny, an abused child in desperate need of love. I really didn’t want to do the show. I didn’t want to be away from my family.
Janet Jackson
It’s not in my nature to chop people’s heads off, per se, or rob a bank or any crazy thing I’ve done on screen. I’m just comfortable reading a book or spending time with my wife and my daughter or watching the fight on TV with the fellas.
Bokeem Woodbine
I loved cowboy films and TV series, and I learned bits of English from them. My favorite was ‘Laramie’, with Robert Fuller and John Smith. I used to watch ‘The Lone Ranger’, which had been famous in Japan as well. I idolized these cowboys.
Kazuo Ishiguro
I did ‘Showtime at the Apollo’ when I was 10, and it was the first time that I’d ever performed on TV, and it felt great.
Sevyn Streeter
I’m a bit of an insomniac. I go to bed at 5am because I get caught up in watching TV or listening to music at night.
A. J. McLean
It’s a weird scene. You win a few baseball games and all of a sudden you’re surrounded by reporters and TV men with cameras asking you about Vietnam and race relations.
Vida Blue
There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and

There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and Britain in terms of comedians. British TV comedies work well in the U.S. American stand-ups make it big in Britain.
John Oliver
Most actors will tell you that it takes a while to figure out what you want to be because we just want to do everything we see on TV and don’t know that ‘actor’ is a job yet.
Rachelle Lefevre
What we realized is if you don’t see yourself represented – no matter if it is on TV or in a club or whatever – you’re probably not going to want to attend. You’re not going to feel comfortable.
Chris Harrison
People know me as a TV actor but they don’t know who the real Abhinav Shukla is.
Abhinav Shukla
I saw Rain dance on TV and decided that I wanted to sing and dance like him.
Jeongyeon
TV’s hard work. I don’t know how the hell Angela Lansbury survived doing ‘Murder, She Wrote’ all those years. And sure, everyone wants to be Bruce Willis or George Clooney – they want to be in film for the range of characters you get to play.
Christopher Meloni
I like to just hear people talking and TV is a quick way to hear different periods and genres. It’s just interesting to me. I’m pretty easily amused with that kind of stuff.
Aesop Rock
When you’re a guest star on a movie or a TV show, I always say it’s like being invited to a family reunion, but it’s not your family. So you don’t belong – they’re being nice to you, but you don’t fit in completely; you don’t know everybody’s story. You don’t have a history.
Ato Essandoh
The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it’s like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.
Bruce Jay Friedman
I have noticed a growth in demand from audiences to include more women of colour and women to be cast as significant roles in TV shows and movies.
Alisha Boe
You want to watch TV and escape for a second, and that’s what ‘The Bachelorette’ has always been.
Chris Harrison
Television really has been my vehicle. I don’t get played on the radio much, so I’ve relied on TV a lot.
K. D. Lang
In America, you watch TV and think that’s totally unreal, then you step outside and it’s just the same.
Joan Armatrading
My mother is not educated but keeps in touch with world events through news on TV.
Narendra Modi
Push-ups are seriously the best way to tone your arms – and they tone your abs at the same time! I like to do them when I’m home watching TV or listening to music.
Cassie Scerbo
I always dreamed about getting on TV and being part of a team – a funny ensemble.
D’Arcy Carden
I came to Hollywood and nobody knew me. I was on a coupla TV shows.
Peter Falk
People see my modelling and see me getting papped all the time and don’t really get to see me because I don’t do much TV or whatever.
Abbey Clancy
I don’t know too many people who, when the TV announcer says, ‘Viewer discretion is advised’, then turn the TV off. Those are code words for, ‘Turn the sound up; this is gonna be really good.’
Dan Gilroy
I’ve been addicted to TV since I emerged from the womb.
Anderson Cooper
If I go back to when Borat and Ali G. were doing it, they were more just TV, cinema, TV, cinema. Whereas I live in more of the Internet age where people like to feel like they can still touch you, and so it’s important for me not to almost box myself off.
Michael Dapaah
In spite of being so absorbed in comics when I was in primary school, for whatever reason, I stopped reading them that much once I started junior high. I think it’s probably because I got caught up in movies and TV.
Akira Toriyama