All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
Nothing is more dangerous to men than a sudden change of fortune.
Money is the barometer of a society’s virtue.
Sex is like money; only too much is enough.
The circulation of confidence is better than the circulation of money.
You don’t need money to be creative. The ghetto builds champions every day.
Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons. Science is used to raise money for the expeditions, but you really climb for the hell of it.
The love of power, like the love of money, increases with the possession of it; and we know in what ruin these baneful passions have involved human societies in all ages when they have been let loose and suffered to rage uncontrolled – There is no restraint like the pervading eye of the virtuous citizens.
Money brings jealousy and bitterness.
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.
The idea of ‘Spoonful’ was that it doesn’t take a large quantity of anything to be good. If you have a little money when you need it, you’re right there in the right spot, that’ll buy you a whole lot.
Success is not just making money. Success is happiness. Success is fulfillment; it’s the ability to give.
I mean, I do think at a certain point you’ve made enough money.
Prisons are big businesses, which I hadn’t realized. A lot of these name brand labels that we wear – they’re using prison labor and exploiting prisoners, who live in harsh conditions. People need to know about this kind of sweatshop labor, so they can decide what to spend their money on.
I never fight for the money, but every person is different.
We go to school to learn to work hard for money. I write books and create products that teach people how to have money work hard for them.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.
Anybody who thinks money will make you happy, hasn’t got money.
Fame is addictive. Money is addictive. Attention is addictive. But golf is second to none.
In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body; then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self.
You know, a lot of people are just interested in, in building a company so they can make money and get out.
The importance of money flows from it being a link between the present and the future.
If our soldiers are not overburdened with money, it is not because they have a distaste for riches; if their lives are not unduly long, it is not because they are disinclined to longevity.
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
As parents, we teach our kids about things we feel competent in. That’s why so many parents don’t teach their kids about money.
All money is a matter of belief.
I think it was ‘The Diary of Alicia Keys’. That was the first time album I ever bought with my own money. I had a little Discman.
Money is not real. It is a conscious agreement on measuring value.
I love the Queen. I love the whole fairy tale of the Royal Family; the Crown Jewels; Buckingham Palace; the tourist attraction. But really, is that what we’ve got a monarchy for? It’s just for tourism, and then you survive and live off taxpayers’ money?
You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren’t allowed to be normal.
I don’t care about having money. It’s about being happy, man.
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
I made a lot of money. I earned a lot of money with CNN and satellite and cable television. And you can’t really spend large sums of money, intelligently, on buying things. So I thought the best thing I could do was put some of that money back to work – making an investment in the future of humanity.
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn’t count.
I was born on a plantation, and things weren’t so good. We didn’t have any money. I never thought of the word ‘poor’ ’til I got to be a man, but when you live in a house that you can always peek out of and see what kind of day it is, you’re not doing so well. And your rest room is not inside the house.
As human beings, we’re very materialistic and have all this stuff – furs and cars and diamonds and money.
If I could choose any car in the world, I’d get a Lamborghini, but I think that’s a bit too much money. I’ll start off with maybe a V8 or something.
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
The nice thing about the gallery shows is that without having to pay any money you can just go and see it.
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Affluence creates poverty.
He who controls the money supply of a nation controls the nation.
I believe that Bitcoin holds value as a form of ‘good money’ that is superior to any previously discovered or developed form of money.
I am not satisfied in making money for myself. I endeavor to provide employment for hundreds of the women of my race.
No, I never thought about my father’s money as my money.
Money has to be an explosion of excitement and opportunity, yet we already secretly know that it doesn’t do what it promises. Nothing has ever given us as much pleasure as our pocket money when we were 12, or our first wage at the end of that first exhausting week, paid in folded cash.
Capital is money, capital is commodities. By virtue of it being value, it has acquired the occult ability to add value to itself. It brings forth living offspring, or, at the least, lays golden eggs.
I pity the French Cinema because it has no money. I pity the American Cinema because it has no ideas.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Money is a poor man’s credit card.
Bitcoin is great as a form of digital money, but its scripting language is too weak for any kind of serious advanced applications to be built on top.
The use of money is all the advantage there is in having it.
The process by which banks create money is so simple that the mind is repelled.
They gave their money, and they gave their screams. But the Beatles kind of gave their nervous systems. They used us as an excuse to go mad, the world did, and then blamed it on us.
People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself, take your money and go home. But don’t screw up to the point where you’re gonna be out of the picture.
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
I want to create something like Sony. Not in terms of manufacturing products but creating something that is innovative, makes money, improves peoples’ lives.
I’m not motivated by money or power or fame. In the end, it doesn’t bring much happiness. The only thing that is driving me is self-satisfaction, self-validation.
This is the profession I chose, and you really learn to save your money because you never know how it’s going to go, but you still want to get out there and work.
In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common sense and the poets have long known – that the essence of money is in its absolute worthlessness.
Money and corruption are ruining the land, crooked politicians betray the working man, pocketing the profits and treating us like sheep, and we’re tired of hearing promises that we know they’ll never keep.
A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.
I believe that if you work hard and you never get to enjoy it then what’s the point. You can’t take any of this with you, the money or nothing. The only thing you can take is experiences, memories and good times, so I like to get amongst it as much as I can.
The most beautiful things are not associated with money; they are memories and moments. If you don’t celebrate those, they can pass you by.
We have the right as individuals to give away as much of our own money as we please in charity; but as members of Congress we have no right to appropriate a dollar of the public money.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
If you stop at general math, you’re only going to make general math money.
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
Once upon a time, I was really lost. I was 18 going on 19, and I was shy. All I want to do is get money, and the way I was thinking I was going to do that was a negative route.
I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.
Live like you’ll die tomorrow, work like you don’t need the money, and dance like nobody’s watching.
It is money, money, money! Not ideas, not principles, but money that reigns supreme in American politics.
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.
