Top 75 Bores Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Bores Quotes from famous people such as Jeff Lindsay, George Harrison, Peter Shaffer, William Golding, Oscar Wilde, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub

A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. We congratulate a rival on a triumph when actually we are choking on spite. We are cordial and attentive to crashing bores.
Jeff Lindsay
Rap bores me, and all the glamour rock groups like Bon Jovi just amuse me. They obviously have a place, but they all sound like they use the same guitar player to me.
George Harrison
It’s an extraordinary thing about Mozart is that you never tire of him… he never bores me, and he doesn’t… not only bore me, that’s too strong a word.
Peter Shaffer
Marx, Darwin and Freud are the three most crashing bores of the Western World. Simplistic popularization of their ideas has thrust our world into a mental straitjacket from which we can only escape by the most anarchic violence.
William Golding
Writing bores me so.
Oscar Wilde
By training, I’m an engineer, but I don’t tell anyone because it bores people.
Marcel Wanders
Maybe he just looks good compared to the bores he’s running against.
Ed Koch
The English sent all their bores abroad, and acquired the Empire as a punishment.
Edward Bond
I’m lucky enough to work with, I think, the greatest writer there’s ever been, Shakespeare. Whose collected works would always be under my pillow if I was only ever allowed one book to keep, and who never bores me.
Samuel West
Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them.
Marilyn Monroe
The English sent all their bores abroad, and acquired the Empire as a punishment.
Edward Bond
I didn’t want to look distinguished; I wanted to look fun, and also to fade into the street, into the King’s Road. If I don’t fade into a room at White’s, that’s fine. My father was chairman of Brooks’ and the Beefsteak, and I was brought up in that life, and it bores me rigid.
Nicholas Haslam
Maybe he just looks good compared to the bores he’s running against.
Ed Koch
When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her.
Mason Cooley
I’m lucky enough to work with, I think, the greatest writer there’s ever been, Shakespeare. Whose collected works would always be under my pillow if I was only ever allowed one book to keep, and who never bores me.
Samuel West
Nothing bores me more than books where you read two pages and you know exactly how it’s going to come out. I want twists and turns that surprise me, characters that have a difficult time and that I don’t know if they’re going to live or die.
George R. R. Martin
Nobody bores any man as much as an unhappy female.
Moss Hart
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
Elsa Maxwell
The look of being too deliberately dressed, with everything cautiously matching, always bores me.
Babe Paley
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
I just don’t want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I’ll fake a knee injury and get out of there.
Sasha Alexander
I have played characters where I haven’t been absorbed – you know, what I call a typical film leading man role where you just have to look gorgeous and be attractive and charming. It bores me. I like a bit of dirt, a bit of sand in the oyster.
Jeremy Irons
Doing the stereotypical solo bores me.
Adam Jones
One would like to be grand and heroic, if one could; but if not, why try at all? One wants to be very something, very great, very heroic; or if not that, then at least very stylish and very fashionable. It is this everlasting mediocrity that bores me.
Harriet Beecher Stowe
To be honest with you, there’s nothing that bores me more than sitting around with a bunch of actors talking shop. I love actors and I’ve got friends that are actors. They’re interesting people. But for some reason, usually when it comes round to talking shop, there’s a part of me that doesn’t like it.
Matt Dillon
A tremendous number of people in America work very hard at something that bores them. Even a rich man thinks he has to go down to the office everyday. Not because he likes it but because he can’t think of anything else to do.
W. H. Auden
Truth be told, most financial television bores me. Two or more people discussing the latest economic trends or hot stocks is not especially entertaining.
Barry Ritholtz
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
A. A. Milne
The truth is I don’t watch TV at all. It bores me.
Avi
Doing the stereotypical solo bores me.
Adam Jones
When all the routines and details and the human bores get on our nerves, we just yearn to go away from here to somewhere else. To go fishing is a sound, a valid, and an accepted reason for an escape. It requires no explanation.
Herbert Hoover
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I don’t understand the actor who plays the same role from movie to movie. Maybe it’s because I worked on long-running television when I was in my teens, and so the idea of playing the same role just bores me intensely. I’d rather not do it at all.
Guy Pearce
To be honest with you, there’s nothing that bores me more than sitting around with a bunch of actors talking shop. I love actors and I’ve got friends that are actors. They’re interesting people. But for some reason, usually when it comes round to talking shop, there’s a part of me that doesn’t like it.
Matt Dillon
I want to be the first person to animate bags – everything done for handbags bores me to tears – I want to make it more playful.
Peter Marino
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Elsa Maxwell
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
A. A. Milne
A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic human truth that we are all faking it most of the time. We congratulate a rival on a triumph when actually we are choking on spite. We are cordial and attentive to crashing bores.
Jeff Lindsay
Some people try and tell you what the songs are about and it bores me to death.
Lars Ulrich
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Elsa Maxwell
I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
Soren Kierkegaard
I have played characters where I haven’t been absorbed – you know, what I call a typical film leading man role where you just have to look gorgeous and be attractive and charming. It bores me. I like a bit of dirt, a bit of sand in the oyster.
Jeremy Irons
Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining – it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn’t solve any problems.
Zig Ziglar
Variety is important when it comes to exercise. I don’t do anything that bores me to tears.
Alanis Morissette
I just don’t want to end up on something that bores the hell out of me. Otherwise, I’ll fake a knee injury and get out of there.
Sasha Alexander
I begin with the principle that all men are bores. Surely no one will prove himself so great a bore as to contradict me in this.
Soren Kierkegaard
The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.
Andre Gide
If I talk to a new guy, it’s because the old guy bores me, and I already wrote a bunch of songs about him.
Bibi Bourelly
When your protagonist bores you, you’re in trouble.
Patrick deWitt
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
Charles Dickens
The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.
Andre Gide
Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining – it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn’t solve any problems.
Zig Ziglar
I’ve never bought a Dylan record. A singing poet? It just bores me to tears. I’ve got to tell you, if I had 10 Dylans in the final of ‘American Idol,’ we would not be getting 30 million viewers a week. I don’t believe the Bob Dylans of this world would make ‘American Idol ‘a better show.
Simon Cowell
Highly educated bores are by far the worst; they know so much, in such fiendish detail, to be boring about.
Louis Kronenberger
The pop-star thing bores me because it’s somebody programming someone else. Stand over here, sing that, no, sing it like this, talk like that, when they ask you this, don’t say that, say this, hold that, drive this, stay here, live there – you’re not even a human being. You’re a puppet.
Randy Jackson
I don’t understand the actor who plays the same role from movie to movie. Maybe it’s because I worked on long-running television when I was in my teens, and so the idea of playing the same role just bores me intensely. I’d rather not do it at all.
Guy Pearce
The look of being too deliberately dressed, with everything cautiously matching, always bores me.
Babe Paley
I barely can go shopping for clothes. I find it difficult to walk into stores. The whole thing bores me so much.
Paul Auster
The great thing about having money is that you can actually just get on with your life and not have to think about paying the bills or crouch over ‘The Wall Street Journal’ or the ‘Financial Times’ and look at the stock figures and things like that. That bores me rigid.
Peter Mayle
Genius goes around the world in its youth incessantly apologizing for having large feet. What wonder that later in life it should be inclined to raise those feet too swiftly to fools and bores.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
Elsa Maxwell