Top 750 Christmas Quotes

Comparing ‘Christmas Vacation’ to ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ is the silliest thing. That film starred the greatest movie actor of all time, and the idea that our movie could ever be connected in some fashion to something so brilliant and beautiful always made feel like, ‘That’s all they had to write about?’
Chevy Chase
Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do – eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other… and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus!
Dolly Parton
Tax cuts should be for life, not just for Christmas.
George Osborne
The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value.
Charles Dudley Warner
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter.
Gordon B. Hinckley
During the middle of sophomore year, my friends and I would get bored at lunch, so we would film videos on my computer webcam of us dancing in the gym to Christmas music.
Emma Chamberlain
When I first came out, holidays were hard. I reached a point where I didn’t go home anymore. I constructed my own, kind of like, family group around Christmas.
Dee Rees
Godot is whatever it is in life that you are waiting for: ‘I’m waiting to win the lottery. I’m waiting to fall in love’. For me, as a child, it was Christmas. At least that eventually came.
Ian Mckellen
My parents still treat Christmas like I’m thirteen years old.
Mike Shinoda
‘A Christmas Story’ is my favorite Christmas movie.
Paul Pierce
I turned the Gloucester Christmas lights on and our local Newent lights on, so everyone recognises me now. It is a completely different life for me.
Charlotte Dujardin
Christmas sits like a black hole on the calendar. Just try scheduling a meeting at work the month of December.
Andrew Shaffer
The Christmas genre is a field that’s been well-ploughed.
John Oates
I’m not romantic, and I don’t like Christmas.
Paula Hawkins
Christmas comes during a season when the Earth is in its darkest time. It’s a holiday for the family and for everyone.
Melissa Etheridge
I just travel all the time. And I was just looking at the schedules now and starting the first week of October I will be every weekend with somebody at tournaments through Christmas. So it gets very difficult to just go away and not do that.
Ivan Lendl
I celebrate everything. We always had a menorah and a Christmas tree – not for any reason other than we always liked celebrating things.
Randy Rainbow
Even today, I am still very child-like while designing. It’s a bit like Christmas – each of your designs you create is like unravelling your presents.
Christian Louboutin
I got this Christmas gift with the entire Beatles catalog. I had fun trying to duplicate what I was hearing on these records, only using the instruments I had at hand – an acoustic guitar, and that’s all. It was endlessly amusing to me to try to imitate John Lennon and Paul McCartney’s harmonies using the guitar.
M. Ward
My mother was a professional sick person; she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It’s just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she’s the daughter of alcoholics who’d leave her alone at Christmas time.
Jim Carrey
I might do ‘X Factor’ next year. It’s looking good that I won’t get the sack at Christmas.
Gary Barlow
My first publication was a haiku in a children's magazi

My first publication was a haiku in a children’s magazine when I was 9 years old. I received one dollar for it! I gave the check to my dad for Christmas, and he framed it and hung it over his desk.
Linda Sue Park
I actually feel sorry for people who have nothing to do on Christmas Day other than watch an NBA game.
Stan Van Gundy
Over the years, I’ve heard pop artists do some Christmas songs, and I haven’t fully cared for them. They weren’t the traditional Christmas music that I was raised on and love. Thinking of that, I wanted to make my songs mimic the classic Christmas songs.
Colbie Caillat
Christmas is cheery for some people and depressing for others.
Mark Kozelek
Mama, you know, poor baby, she’d had her family all finished: four daughters and a couple of sons, and suddenly, I arrived in her midlife on Christmas Eve 1922.
Ava Gardner
I like to think I’m like the guy who goes to the office Christmas party Friday night, insults some people, but still has his job Monday morning.
Don Rickles
I understand Christmas, and I understand Easter. But Halloween is one of those things where, if you don’t grow with it? The French, they tried Halloween for a few years, and I think they’re dropping it.
Jacques Torres
Even though we’re a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Richard Roeper
Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn’t come from a store.
Dr. Seuss
Every singer eventually gets around to a Christmas disc.
Renee Fleming
Dickens was a part of how the whole celebration of Christmas as we know it today emerged during the 19th century.
Claire Tomalin
I grew up poor, but I didn’t really know it because of amazing places like the Salvation Army where we got a lot of our Christmas presents from.
Trey Songz
I was a postman one Christmas and I developed a morbid fear of dogs.
Diane Abbott
People say I don’t write books, I make Christmas presents.
Bryce Courtenay
A friend gave me a CD of the ‘Pathetique’ Symphony as a Christmas present. I went home, and I put on the CD expecting to listen to Tchaikovsky. But it started ‘ta ta ta taaa.’ It was too long for me. I didn’t understand it at first, but then I fell in love, in love, in love.
Gustavo Dudamel
I’ve always loved watches. It’s been the one thing that I’ve asked for, whether it was every Christmas or a birthday.
Yara Shahidi
My worst Christmas ever was in 1987 when Santa brought me and my sister a dose of chicken-pox. And my worst present ever was a Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner! I don’t like to sound ungrateful, but I do find vacuuming difficult to get excited about.
Sophia Di Martino
T’was the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Clement Clarke Moore
Things change; your priorities change in life. So I’d never think of riding 100 miles on Christmas Day now, because I’ve got two kids, and it’s selfish.
Bradley Wiggins
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres
I went to Sunday School and liked the stories about Christ and the Christmas star. They were beautiful. They made you warm and happy to think about. But I didn’t believe them.
Frances Farmer
I’m like everybody: I gain the Christmas 10 or so, and then I try to exercise more and dial it back.
Trisha Yearwood
The family is the focal point of our existence. And up until Jane and Lucy’s death, there were always 16 of us together for Christmas.
Richard Attenborough
I used to know Jennifer Love Hewitt. We lived in the same apartment building when I was about… jeez, I guess it was when I was doing ‘Christmas Vacation’, so I was about 13 or 14.
Johnny Galecki
I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.
Cher
Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that will last forever. Jesus is God’s perfect, indescribable gift. The amazing thing is that not only are we able to receive this gift, but we are able to share it with others on Christmas and every other day of the year.
Joel Osteen
‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ is my number one biggest influence artistically in every way.
Amy Lee
South Park started as a little video Christmas card.
Joel Hodgson
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
Les Dawson
‘Joker’ was a violent, dark, and brutal book, so I wanted to do something a little less heavy. I played around with the idea of a children’s book, and that eventually became ‘Noel.’ And I just kept finding these parallels between things I could do with Batman and Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol.’
Lee Bermejo
It felt very natural to me to write a Christmas song, but at the same time I had to really put all sorts of pressure aside and just let the creativity flow and see what came out.
Christina Perri
I've got a quad copter on my Christmas list, as I suspe

I’ve got a quad copter on my Christmas list, as I suspect quite a few people do.
Blake Farenthold
‘A Christmas Carol’ is an extravagantly symbolic thing – as rich in symbols as Christmas pudding is rich in raisins.
Michel Faber
One Christmas, Dennis Dermody, the movie critic of ‘Paper,’ gave me ‘Rock Hudson: A Gathering of Friends,’ the master invitation list from Rock Hudson’s memorial service. It’s so great. Everyone’s in it, with personal addresses all bound into a book. Someone else once gave me Ike Turner’s will. I get great stuff.
John Waters
One of my favorite times of year is around Christmas when my entire family gets together and we make tamales together. It’s a full two-day event, and we create an assembly line. It’s awesome because everyone has his or her own part in making the dish. It’s so much fun.
Sabrina Bryan
Why not share with the world the way it is and tell them my feelings about my cat, and how I played with my kids, and how addicted to Christmas time I am, and the smell of pine needles and hearing my kids laugh.
Steven Tyler
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.
Wendy Cope
If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
Bob Hope
When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going; there was no reason to quit.
Jeff Dunham
I think that ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’ was mentally taxing, if only because I had to go to a Christmas party shortly after I had wrapped photography in Romania at two in the morning as the Ghost Rider. The invitation had a Christmas ornament on it with Ghost Rider’s face on it as a tree.
Nicolas Cage