Top 77 Dork Quotes

I was a dork. I’m still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.

I’m such a dork, but I really think there are derivatives to be found between story arcs and character motivations. And the way you evaluate functions is a really interesting way to look at stories and the way you act. I really believe it.

I have an RSS reader, Feeddler. I mostly subscribe to board game blogs – they have reviews of new games and discussions about trends. It’s straight-up dork talk.

I love you, C-3PO. I love the original trilogy. But when R2-D2 runs away in the first ‘Star Wars,’ instead of stopping him or going to tell Luke and Uncle Owen, he hides. It’s so good. He hides! He has to wait for Luke to come and tell him R2-D2 ran away. What a dork!

I love the Smithsonian. I’m a real dork for that kind of stuff.

I don’t understand anyone thinking I’m sexy at all. I don’t get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn’t. I was like a dork, fat, so for me it’s really weird. I became famous in Australia when I was 18, and I was still a little bit chubby.

I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She’s like a dork, personally. She’s just really, really fun.

There’s very few dork movies made by dorks.

When I was in school, martial arts made you a dork, and I became self-conscious that I was too masculine. I was a 16-year-old girl with ringworm and cauliflower ears. People made fun of my arms and called me ‘Miss Man.’ It wasn’t until I got older that I realized: These people are idiots. I’m fabulous.

Every album, I’m worried that I’m a dork and a fraud – ‘What if I can’t sing anymore?’ Then I stop thinking and start playing guitar, and I realize that it’s okay to suck, and move forward.

I don’t like to say ‘dork’ and ‘nerd’ and things like that because I think that everyone is cool in their own right.

I’m a huge Twitter dork! That’s the best way for fans to keep informed about what’s going on with me.

I was a dork. I’m still kind of goofy and clumsy and not always the most graceful person.

I love college. I know I sound like a dork.

I was a part of that Beanie Babies generation. I had, like, 400 of them… OK, maybe not that many, but I had a lot of little stuffed animals that I liked to make talk. I was a big dork, and I still am.

I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.

Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.

All my family has very good mathematical abilities – like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school – on any maths exams I’d get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

A friend of mine once earnestly said to his girlfriend, ‘You look so pretty tonight,’ and she replied, ‘You’re such a dork.’ Her deflection was a total turn-off. It didn’t make him feel attractive, nor did it encourage him to keep complimenting her.

I don’t think of myself as hot or cool or anything, just a dork.

I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.

A friend of mine once earnestly said to his girlfriend, ‘You look so pretty tonight,’ and she replied, ‘You’re such a dork.’ Her deflection was a total turn-off. It didn’t make him feel attractive, nor did it encourage him to keep complimenting her.

I’m a history dork and a sci-fi dork.

I was such a dork in high school. I like – I played sports. I played in the symphony. I auditioned all the time. I was thrown off the sports teams for auditioning all the time.

Sometimes I get so bold and I’m so confident about what I’m doing that I actually try to be more of a dork because it’s a really liberating feeling to experience what it’s like to not care.

I crushed high school. I was a huge dork.

All my family has very good mathematical abilities – like, so dorky. I was the dork then in school – on any maths exams I’d get 100%. I just knew how to do maths and most people would hate it, but for some reason it just came.

I can easily connect with the prepubescent dork I spent much of my life being.

I loved school so much that most of my classmates considered me a dork.

I was a theater dork in high school and did all the plays. My theater teacher in high school, Janet Spahr, was absolutely incredible and mentored me throughout school. She taught me a lot about relying on my instincts.

I’m a dork!

I was basically a dork that hit the books and liked to build things and did all of the things that you weren’t supposed to do to be popular. But somehow I ended up onstage, playing guitar in front of everybody else.

If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.

On some level, I think everyone felt like a dork in high school.

Do you have any problems, other than that you’re unemployed, a moron, and a dork?

I absolutely hated high school. As a freshman, I was 5 feet tall and weighed 95 pounds… When I got to high school, I had no social skills. Was I a nerd? More of a dork. Definitely not one of the popular kids.

I’m actually a massive dork; people just don’t know that.

I’m a dedicated father – a hopeless, dedicated father. I mean, I am dork dad. I am just – I love my children. I have kids – you know, Joey’s 30-something, and then I have all the way down to 4 years old, believe it or not. At my age, five kids.

I have given myself dork shivers so many times that I would be an outright liar if I characterized myself as anything other than a pure, utter, and unadulterated dork.

I like science fiction. I took all the accelerated classes in school. I’m kind of a dork.

People’s perceptions of me have nothing to do with reality. I’m basically just your average dork.

You don’t want to be too cool. But you don’t want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.

I worked in a lot of cinemas when I was at college, and I’m a movie dork, and it’s a nice thing to do while you’re on tour. Everything is different a lot of the time – you’re never in the same place – but I like going to the cinema because it feels like no matter where you are, the experience is really the same.

I’m kind of a dork. I don’t have much game. I’m not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.

I don’t like to say ‘dork’ and ‘nerd’ and things like that because I think that everyone is cool in their own right.

I’m a dork!

I was a part of that Beanie Babies generation. I had, like, 400 of them… OK, maybe not that many, but I had a lot of little stuffed animals that I liked to make talk. I was a big dork, and I still am.

I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn’t unordinary; I wasn’t extraordinary.

I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn’t unordinary; I wasn’t extraordinary.

I have an RSS reader, Feeddler. I mostly subscribe to board game blogs – they have reviews of new games and discussions about trends. It’s straight-up dork talk.

I spent every day just praying that I didn’t look like a big dork on camera.

Long hair, for me, is actually less maintenance. I went through a phase when I was kid where I wanted a pixie cut. At the time I thought it looked awesome, but I look back and I looked like such a dork! When I have short hair, I feel like I have to blow dry it, or it doesn’t sit properly.

There’s very few dork movies made by dorks.

I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork – a cooler one, but still a dork.

I’m kind of a dork. I don’t have much game. I’m not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons.

When I went on tour with my father, I knew he was a musician. But they were my parents. I still think of my mum as being kind of a dork – a cooler one, but still a dork.

I wore goofy hats to school and did musical theater. Most people thought I was a dork. But if you have a sense of humor about it, no one can bring you down.

Growing up in San Antonio, I was the dork at the Friday night football games with my head buried in a book – Jack Kerouac or Oscar Wilde, years before I really understood them.

I’m a Words With Friends dork!

If you had known me in middle school, I was definitely not what someone would think of as Brad Pitt. That was not me. I was kind of a dork.

Even if your job is a professional singer, we still dork out at home.

I don’t understand anyone thinking I’m sexy at all. I don’t get it because, growing up as a kid, I wasn’t. I was like a dork, fat, so for me it’s really weird. I became famous in Australia when I was 18, and I was still a little bit chubby.

I went to a Steiner School, which is very small and nurturing and creative, so I felt like I was in an environment where I could mature. There was less of the clique-y stuff, which can really make high school a living hell for a lot of people, going on, so I was very similar then to who I am now. I’m still a dork.

I’m a pretty big dork. It’s crazy. I’m one of those people who grew up with all kinds of musicals, but I was right at that age where ‘Rent’ was a big deal for me and for my friends.

I’m just a huge dork, and I hope I always am.

I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff.

You don’t want to be too cool. But you don’t want to be too dorky. Still, I find it so much better to see a guy at a club being a dork, and having fun, than trying to be sexy.

I’m a huge Twitter dork! That’s the best way for fans to keep informed about what’s going on with me.

No, I really was the biggest dork in high school. I know everyone says that, but I was 4-foot-11 and 75 pounds when I was 17.

I’m actually a massive dork; people just don’t know that.

In the movies, they make you look good and tough, but in real life, it’s completely the opposite. I do these ueber roles, I think, because in real life I’m quite shy and reserved. In real life, I’m a dork.

I was a total dork in high school.

I can’t claim I’m truly a man’s man, I’m just as much of a dork and a crybaby sometimes as anybody else.

I’ve kind of blocked it out, but a good friend affectionately reminded me that yes, I was a dork. I was not a cool kid in high school.

I am that dork who packs a bike helmet in her suitcase.

I think Hannah gets nervous just like any other person would. She’s like a dork, personally. She’s just really, really fun.