Top 80 Ann Coulter Quotes

How about ‘anvil babies’ – because that is what anchor babies are around the necks of the American taxpayer.

Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they’re against it.

If the press really thinks Obama is Lincoln, they ought to treat him like they treated Bush, ’cause that’s how they treated Lincoln. His critics compared Lincoln to an ape; they called him an illiterate baboon.

Trump’s position is that the people who are most victimised by black criminals are law-abiding black people, and he’s been doing very well with the African American people by taking that message to them.

It’s always good, when it comes to immigration, to always be paranoid. You can never be too paranoid.

I think I’m perfectly reasonable.

I used to dread going on ‘Politically Incorrect’ with ‘up and coming’ comedians. But at least on ‘Politically Incorrect’, there would be just one has-been or wannabe on the panel.

If all Christians and Jews tithed their income as the Bible commands, every poor person would be cared for, every naked person clothed, and every hungry person fed.

Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.

When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it’s a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.

My whole career has been an Ann Coulter roast.

The most irritating movie character for me was that cradle-to-grave commie, Mary Poppins.

I have huge fans. Gays love me.

I played sports. I had boyfriends. I loved high school.

The Dead’s best venues were the outdoor concerts. I’ve been to a few, including one outside of Kansas City on the Fourth of July, but my fave was Shoreline Amphitheatre – a beautiful outdoor arena built on a landfill.

I’d like to move Israel to the northern border of Mexico and see what happens then.

I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn’t.

Trump needs to stick like glue to whomever writes his speeches and fire whomever told him Americans are up at night worried about the comfort and well-being of people who broke into our country illegally.

Trump is like a Shakespearean ‘fool’: he seems crass because he speaks the truth.

I know that we’ve had a lot of immigration. How many immigrants are in prison? And what I found was – and I’m a fanatical researcher – what I found was a massive cover-up by both the government and the media in not telling us how many immigrants are in prison.

Democrats couldn’t care less if people in Indiana hate them. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can’t look at themselves in the mirror.

My faith and reason tell me that God created the world, and I’m not particularly interested in the details. I’ll find out when I meet my Maker.

God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees.

My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.

Why do we let blind people and people in wheelchairs become citizens? I feel sorry for cripples, but that doesn’t mean I want them in my country.

Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I’m sometimes not proud of my country.

Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.

You go to Europe, and they have their very wealthy elites, and then everybody else is, you know, a couple of steps above a peasant, basically.

I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.

I thought the irreducible requirements of Republicanism were being for life, small government, and a strong national defense.

Go to a Cubs game and see how many people are in the stands, because when you can’t win, nobody cares anymore.

Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.

The policy is anyone who’s here illegally is here illegally, does not have the right to be here. We’ll decide whether it’s in our interest to let them stay or not. Perhaps it is in our interest to let some of them stay.

My only rule about a joke is that it should be funny.

I’ve been banned from just about everything.

Americans don’t want immigration. They don’t want any more. Why can’t we have a home? You see on ‘National Geographic,’ ‘Oh, the indigenous people, they have a home.’ Everyone else can have a home. We are the only people on Earth not allowed to have a home.

Half-brights consider it comedy gold to congratulate anyone they dislike for ‘winning the Kentucky Derby!’ The only thing more bracingly original to not-smart people is: ‘Stay classy!’

Gays are the molecular opposites of blacks.

That is when the Left is going to love America – when it is not America anymore.

The Democrats want to bring in the Third World because these are, by and large, people who have no experience with Constitutional democracy.

I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.

We’ve finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don’t want to fight it. They would except that it would put them on the same side as the United States.

It turns out that all of the things I was looking for in a governor, Trump has even more. He has been vetted by the media; he has been attacked by the media his entire life and is perfectly comfortable in front of a gaggle of microphones.

If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.

As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.

Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.

The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.

65 immigration acts went through right at the time of the Great Society program. So pre-1970 immigrants – and that’s basically when it kicked in – pre-1970 immigrants, 30% went home. They couldn’t make it.

I’m accusing Republicans of thinking the Jews have so much power.

Confiscatory taxation enforced by threat of imprisonment is ‘stealing,’ a practice strongly frowned upon by our Creator.

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the ‘New York Times’ Building.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I think I went to 67 ‘Grateful Dead’ shows. I’m the only ‘Deadhead’ who doesn’t know the precise number, and it’s totally humiliating.

I don’t care about power. I don’t care about credit.

I didn’t get the gene that makes me care about what other people think. I’m much like Trump that way. I don’t really care. They’re just words.

We’re getting a wall. We’re definitely getting a wall. That’s the one thing we know about a Trump presidency.

The Republican Party’s typical position is to preemptively surrender whenever liberals start yelling ‘Oh that’s mean. You can’t use that word’: ‘Oh I did not realize that ‘The New York Times’ made a finding that the term ‘anchor baby’ is offensive. Henceforth I shall not use it.’

There are lots of bad Republicans, there are no good Democrats.

I love it! You know, when I tour college campuses, I always find that the prettiest girls in the room are the ones in the College Republicans.

I have to say I’m all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention.

If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam – oh wait, he does.

Different cultures have different predilections for different kinds of crime.

What was interesting about Trump, I mean, people always say they want a non-politician. Well, you got it with Donald Trump. And there’s good to that, and there’s bad to that. The bad is that he can be distracted by talking about these stupid things that – I promise you, no one cares about his taxes.

I don’t apologize for supporting Trump. He said all the right things, and nobody else would even say it. I suppose it’s possible that another politician who really meant it would come along. There’s Kris Kobach, Tom Cotton, Jeff Sessions… there are probably a handful of politicians.

The Republicans are whistling past the graveyard. If we don’t change our policies on immigration, you’re going to be looking at Iran Deal after Iran Deal after Iran Deal. I can count on Americans to protect Israel. I don’t count on foreigners to care about Israel, and that’s who’s coming in to vote.

Instead of arguing about whether we’re allowed to describe Muslim terrorists as ‘Muslim terrorists,’ why don’t we argue about whether it’s a good idea to be letting in so many immigrants who then blow up the Boston Marathon?

What happens is, illegal immigrants can run across the border, drop a baby, and say, ‘Ha-ha, there’s nothing you can do now. My kid’s an American citizen.’ Well, that wasn’t the intent of the 14th Amendment. Americans would not agree with that. It creates a horrible incentive.