Top 90 Bald Quotes

At the concert I’m going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.

Bald isn’t like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.

Bald is the new black!

You can’t play hockey with a bald spot, so I’m hanging up the skates.

What’s interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

I’m glad to have shown myself able to do other things rather than people thinking, ‘Oh, he’ll just do the same as his dad.’ Dad was a brilliant actor, but it just so happened he was five foot five and a half, fat and bald.

My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.

Most good roles are written for young men. We are fixated on youth. So however much people say there is nothing wrong with being bald, the reality is once the hair is gone, you might not get the parts.

The right moment wears a full head of hair: when it has been missed, you can’t get it back; it’s bald in the back of the head and never turns around.

I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they’ve got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that’s malnutrition, too.

See I’m used to seeing myself with hair now, so it’s not a big deal. Now when I see pictures of me bald I’m like ‘ew.’ But people are used to seeing me bald so when I’m walking around without the hat on, I see people doing a lot of double takes.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

You can’t be vain as an actor. In ‘Ab Fab,’ we were made up as old women with bald wigs and jowly necks, and we looked fantastic.

You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot.

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.

I’ve always had this nightmare of going back to the Kingdome and seeing myself waddle in bald, overweight, with a big belly hanging over my belt, and I just imagine people going, ‘That’s Steve Largent?’

Wind energy threatens golden eagles, bald eagles, burrowing owls, red-tailed hawks, Swainson’s hawks, American kestrels, white-tailed kites, peregrine falcons, and prairie falcons, among many others.

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

I collect hats. That’s what you do when you’re bald.

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next.

When I was younger, I had terrible skin… my mother has terrible skin. Male-pattern hair loss is starting to come in… my dad is bald. It’s so unfair; my brother’s tall, has perfect skin, great hair, but I’m like the runt.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.

I can hardly tell you how boring it is to interview almost every politician among the multitudes I have ever interviewed (journalists can’t say this, because if people knew how boring politicians were they wouldn’t read what we write), how dead the conversation feels, how bald, flat, uninteresting the message is.

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

It amazes me. I’m just a fat, middle-aged, bald guy, but people still want to meet me.

Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it’s pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck is a little bit stacked against you in that regard.

Led Zeppelin would never have reformed if he or Jimmy Page were bald.

When I was bald, I went through a period where I seemed to do nothing except TV programmes about being bald.

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren’t. And it’s just not – there is no equality there.

We can lie in the language of dress or try to tell the truth; but unless we are naked and bald, it is impossible to be silent.

Small, bald white guys like myself – we all kind of look the same.

For lack of a better term, they’ve labeled me a sex symbol. It’s flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.

I’m going bald. I’m having a major problem with it.

Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.

The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

Even when I was bald, I loved seeing myself in the mirror, loved the attention that came with it and flaunted the look. It gave me a lot of confidence too.

I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

I’m the bald fat bloke off ‘MasterChef.’

I’m still bald, I just wear a toupee.

It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying.

What’s so brave about being bald? I’ve not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer – I’ve just gone out without my hat on!

Being bald is no fun.

See, I was fine being bald, because I have a good-shaped head.

I collect hats. That’s what you do when you’re bald.

Roja Dove – who, at 58, is a stock-straight six feet and handsome with lantern jaw, blue eyes, and impeccably combed silvering hair on the sides of an otherwise tanned bald head – may possess the finest nose in the world.

When their city was occupied by the Gauls, and the Romans, who were besieged in the Capitol, had made military engines from the hair of the women, they dedicated a temple to the Bald Venus.

Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin’ through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

My hair is different than a lot of people’s. I like my hair. I like the fade. I like the little design I have. I’m cool with it. Obviously my hair is thin on top, so it looks like a bald spot, but I really could care less.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.

It’s funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.

Yes, my father is bald, but I found a way to save my hair. I met with a doctor in Brazil who has developed a special treatment.

The only time I’m not Hulk Hogan is when I’m behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can’t just say ‘hello’ like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.

What’s so brave about being bald? I’ve not fought for my country or found the cure for cancer – I’ve just gone out without my hat on!

Fortunately, it doesn’t seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I’m as bald as a billiard ball!

I don’t want to go bald, I don’t know what’s coming up next.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

I’m real critical of myself and if I take the bandana off my head I’m completely bald headed and go from being 58 to looking 68 instantly.

A bald man driving a hybrid is a very sexy thing.

The only time I’m not Hulk Hogan is when I’m behind closed doors because as soon as I walk out the front door, and somebody says hello to me, I can’t just say ‘hello’ like Terry. When they see me, they see the blond hair, the mustache, and the bald head, they instantly think Hulk Hogan.

It was unusual to see a bald nine-year-old so I would play football in hats.

Older men in my family – back to my grandpa – were basically completely bald.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

The tenderest spot in a man’s make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

God, I’m just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.

It’s ridiculous, but it’s horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn’t is lying.