Top 99 Pathetic Quotes

The pathetic almost always consists in the detail of little events.
Edward Gibbon
I am really rather like a beautiful Jersey cow, I have the same pathetic droop to the corners of my eyes.
Deborah Kerr
I turn into a crying, hysterical maniac when I see a spider. It’s pathetic.
Kate Dickie
I make, like, three or four times more when I don’t fight than when I do fight. And, I’m one of the higher-paid guys in the UFC, which is remarkably tragic and pathetic.
Tim Kennedy
When people do marriage right, they don’t complain so much, and so their voices are silenced by the rabble of promiscuous charlatans peddling their pathetic world view as ‘progressive.’
Steven Crowder
It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, real

It was all about wanting to get revenge. Pathetic, really, but it still is the motivation.
Julian Clary
Writing is not for me. I completely lose my sense of humor when I write. I become extremely pathetic, very sensational. Images give me possibilities that I don’t have with words.
Marjane Satrapi
All violent feelings have the same effect. They produce in us a falseness in all our impressions of external things, which I would generally characterize as the pathetic fallacy.
John Ruskin
The whole point of being in the Army is wanting to get killed, wanting to test yourself to the limits. Now you have to fly 15,000ft above the war zone to avoid getting hit. I don’t think there is any point in having wars if that’s how you’re going to behave. It’s pathetic. All this whining!
Rupert Everett
In many ways, Tucker Carlson’s a better symbol of the pathetic state of what passes for conservative journalism than even Glenn Beck or the late Andrew Breitbart, to name two of his contemporaries with a much larger following.
Alex Pareene
When I was a 25-year-old kid, I raised $260,000 for my first show, ‘The Pajama Game,’ in such a homemade, pathetic, endearing way – a buck here, a buck there.
Harold Prince
I’m about as big a star as the Baha’i faith has got, which is pretty pathetic.
Rainn Wilson
Anyone who thinks they’re important is usually just a pompous moron who can’t deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
William Thomas
Mumbai has so much to offer, but the pathetic spectacle of horse abuse is the first thing that many tourists see, and it taints their impression of our great city.
Zeenat Aman
When I was about 16, I got my ball taken off me by the police for playing in the street – which is pathetic really.
Wayne Rooney
However, the thought hit me that this was a pretty pathetic way to kick the bucket – being accidentally poisoned during a photo shoot, of all things – and I started weeping at the idiocy of it all.
Lara St. John
I literally have meetings at eight o’clock in the morning, and I finish at nine o’clock at night. It sounds pathetic, but I don’t even have time to go shopping.
Stella McCartney
Voting statistics for younger voters is pathetic.
Ken Hakuta
You know when actors are very shy and self-effacing? Well, I really love it when people like my work, but I’m also really embarrassed about it. It’s strange. And a bit pathetic really.
Lesley Sharp
Trolls live in their own pathetic bubble, and it’s called Twitter.
Ana Kasparian
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, ‘Role model!’ Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon.
Graydon Carter
To be labeled pathetic because you enjoy the company of a loving creature who is always down to hang out, sleep, and eat with you is unfair.
Iliza Shlesinger
I am so pathetic with machines in real life, it’s not a joke. I’d rather walk, or even run, than take the car out myself. I like to be driven around. Yes, I like fancy cars, and fancy bikes, too. It’s my dream to learn how to ride one myself, but for now, I am content being driven around.
Bipasha Basu
When Democrats lose, they’re pathetic. When Republicans lose, they’re bitter and mean.
Timothy Noah
If people want to write long, rambling, pathetic articles about how sad they are about song titles, have a blast! I’ll be out playing music to a room full of people, having a great time.
Mark Kozelek
I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.
Steve Carell
I know of nothing more despicable and pathetic than a man who devotes all the hours of the waking day to the making of money for money’s sake.
John D. Rockefeller
Drag queens are not pathetic creatures. Drag queens are fabulous and fun.
Bianca Del Rio
Heartbreak can be so pathetic.
Sean Evans
To have the National Rifle Association rule the United States of America is pathetic.
Harvey Weinstein
You break up, and you say something pathetic, or you don’t even speak at all when someone’s telling you they don’t love you anymore. But then you think about it five minutes later, and you have all these great comebacks!
Gin Wigmore
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Dave Barry
I’d always avoided stuff like ‘Where are they now?’ or ‘Whatever happened to?’ Just ‘No thanks, thanks for calling.’ You tell me, have you ever seen a ‘Whatever happened to’ where they seemed anything but pathetic?
Jackie Earle Haley
Humans are ridiculous. We’re all pathetic strivers who will fall short. If you can accept that, it’s optimistic because you can shoot for the moon and know you’re never going to get there, and that’s OK.
Bob Odenkirk
Even if you can be the world’s best at one thing, you’ll be the world’s worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers.
Martha Beck
Having plastic surgery is pathetic. You don’t look any younger; you look well for a bit until it starts going again, but it takes all the character out.
Judy Parfitt
I will always be the hopeless romantic, more often path

I will always be the hopeless romantic, more often pathetic than heroic.
Chris Lowell
The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
Mike Tyson
For somebody in my neighborhood to aspire or revere a person from the upper class, that is the most ugly and pathetic behavior you could exhibit.
Joel Kinnaman
House Republicans are flimsier than toilet paper, except toilet paper actually has use. They’re so pathetic.
Corey Stewart
A writer, by definition, is pathetic.
Ethan Coen
As a radio DJ, I was on WRIN-WLQI. And even when I repeat it, it’s horrifying. My morning sign-on, because it was in Rensselaer, Indiana, it’d be, ‘You’re on the air with Jim O’Heir in Rensselaer.’ Ugh, oh my God, pathetic.
Jim O’Heir