Top 99 Underwear Quotes

I had underwear thrown on stage that said ‘Gokey’ on the back… all glittery! It was grandma-underwear, too.

I collect underwear from my travels. Lace, lingerie, bodysuits… they’re like souvenirs.

I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.

I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a pair of red pants on my head. My dad came home and just laughed, and I ran into my room and burst into tears.

Sexual underwear is tacky.

No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more.

I’m an addict for underwear.

He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left.

It was really tough being in jail. It doesn’t get much lower. You’re in a filthy room. The food is terrible, and you’re surrounded by people who have done all types of crazy crimes. You have nothing that belongs to you, not even your own underwear. It’s just terrible.

I do not like people touching my underwear. That’s just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.

Yeah, there’s probably been times when I’m watching cable and seeing there’s like three movies that Jack’s in and I’m sitting hogging a bag of Cheetos in my underwear and I think ‘God, what happened to me? Why can’t I be something special like Jack?’

I only wear underwear from Target.

In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear.

Modeling was a way of financing my fighting. My fighter friends definitely made fun of me: ‘I’ve seen you in your underwear, bro!’ But once they realized the girls loved it, they asked, ‘How do I get into it?’

I love the Army-Navy surplus store Surplus Value Center. They have really good long underwear and multicolored bandanas, cool camo jackets, and really, really scary-looking knives. If you’re into that sort of thing.

People were floored when they saw that the underwear bomber, after less than 50 minutes of interrogation, was given the rights, privileges, and immunities of an American citizen under the Constitution.

I started stuffing wads of cash into my socks and underwear and quietly passed by the T.S.A. agents with a grin on my face and a sigh of relief.

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.

I’m always very careful to make the distinction between music criticism and music journalism. A lot of people don’t. But criticism doesn’t require reporting. You can write criticism at home in your underwear. On the other hand, journalism takes legwork – you have to get out there and see things and talk to people.

When a lot of people wake up in the morning and put on their underwear, the first thing they feel that day is terrible about themselves. When you see that your body is not what other people want, it can be really devastating. I have so many friends that I grew up with who have had serious eating disorders.

My theory is that big underwear makes big girls look bigger.

My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.

Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don’t know where your underwear is.

Andrew Keenan-Bolger was my college roommate for two years. Instead of going to tap class, we’d be in our underwear eating Flamin’ Hot Cheetos on our futon watching Paula Deen for hours.

My mother was always in those films where it’s the end of the world and a meteor’s about to hit London; there’s only six people left, and one of them’s in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle.

I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.

I love wearing men’s clothing and underwear.

When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good.

I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn’t nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.

That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

I’ve found that if you have big thighs, as I do, long underwear will not ride up.

You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear.

If you listen to ‘Pod Save America’, which is run by former Obama staffers and Democratic party partisans, you’ll be exposed to ads for home delivery of everything from gourmet meals to underwear, presumably in the belief that you’re too busy being fabulous to go near a shop.

I’ve always been big. I’m never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.

Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear.

I never expected to get the Tom Jones treatment and it amazes me that I do. Strangely it’s women who throw their underwear at me when I’m performing live. My male fans tend to be quite shy. My female fans are wild. I never know what to do with all the lingerie that lands at my feet. Maybe I should open a shop.

I don’t iron my underwear and socks, but I like things to be organised.

Underwear shouldn’t hurt. If it hurts, you gotta change.

Buyers look at everything. They open every drawer. They open every cabinet door. So make sure your underwear is folded nicely.

I was married for 30 years. Isn’t that enough? I’ve had my share of dirty underwear on the floor.

Last time I blushed was when I smoothed my hands over the back of my dress and actually touched skin. Seems the material was tucked into my underwear, and everyone around me had gotten a show. This, of course, was at a romance writers’ conference.

Mom always told us to wear pretty, matching underwear.

I don’t cook around heat in my underwear.

My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage… You start to think that you’re Tom Jones.

I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It’s such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don’t want to be a sex symbol.

I can’t remember what episode it is but there’s an episode of Prodigal Son’ where I wake up in my underwear and, you can see, I can put the beef on!

I’ve never had underwear of any kind, anything that you have to wash.

I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they’re all Calvin Klein.

In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end – and of course my passport.

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.

I’ve had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I’ve had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.

I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.

Being the youngest of twelve kids and having your underwear handed down teaches you how to share.

I don’t sound disloyal, but I’ve never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel figurines at home in a cabinet. Every time they make a new Marvel figure I put it in my cabinet.

I’m most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I’m home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don’t know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that!

I don’t really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke.

When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting!

I love Calvin Klein underwear. That’s the only kind of underwear I wear.

I’m not the sort of person who poses in their underwear.

I do have a lucky pair of underwear.

I play Xbox in my underwear.

From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.

In the glory days of Orioles, when I was a newbie baseball writer for the Post, the roster of talkers was as good as the everyday lineup. Singy – Ken Singleton – Flanny, and Cakes – the underwear spokesman Jim Palmer – were my go-to guys, occupying stalls along one wall of the shabby chic clubhouse.

In 1954, Guatemala’s deposed president, the democratically elected Jacobo Arbenz, was forced to strip down to his underwear and photographed before being allowed to leave the country.