Top 100 Sheep Quotes

Know that each acre of fallow ought to support yearly two sheep at the least, then a hundred acres of fallow can support two hundred sheep, two hundred acres, four hundred sheep and so on.

When I decided to come to Sacramento, all my friends thought I was crazy. They said they still have cows and sheep around Arco.

To rally every black sheep is my goal.

Christ’s flock is made up of sheep that not only listen to their shepherd, but are also able to recognize his voice, to follow him, faithfully and with full awareness, on the pastures of eternal life.

When I was on ‘One Life to Live,’ I always wanted to delve into my character, Layla, to find out why she was the black sheep of the family. I so wanted to have some edge. I have no idea why there was a reluctance to do that or why we so rarely see it.

I spent a lot of time with extended family when I was young. Every weekend, Dad would buy half a sheep and Mum would cook for about 50 people, and we would all eat on the couch, in the kitchen, spilling out into the garden.

The infamous political ads like Carly Fiorina’s ‘Demon Sheep’ and Christine O’Donnell’s ‘I Am Not a Witch’ are so confusing, it’s almost like they were paid for by Democrats.

In my early 20s, a friend and I worked for a few months on a sheep farm in New Zealand. Working with ewes, I learned a lot about the power of wool – how it keeps you cool when you’re hot, warm when you’re cold, dry when you’re wet.

I auditioned for the role of an angel in the Nativity play at school. I didn’t get it. I auditioned for Mary; didn’t get it. So I made up the character of the sheep who sat next to Baby Jesus.

My girlfriend comes from a farming background and I spend a lot of time at her farm doing farming stuff. When you’re pulling lambs out, or weighing them or worming them or doing whatever you do to sheep you’re not thinking about Brett Lee.

It never troubles the wolf how many the sheep may be.

I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way. I can’t thank ewe enough.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

I’m a sheep when it comes to opinions; I will change my mind and jump on the bandwagon.

I was a pop star at one point, and I sang the ‘Shaun The Sheep’ theme.

In principle. what is done is to take the nucleus out of a cell with a very fine micro-pipette or needle and introduce it into an egg. That had been done with amphibians a long time ago, and then there was a long pause of many years before people were clever enough to make that work in the sheep.

Within three months I had gone from being this black sheep of the town to suddenly becoming a pop star.

Don’t let Labour’s stereotypes and low expectations hold you back, and never let them treat you like a black sheep who will always follow them.

You parents of the wilful and the wayward! Don’t give them up. Don’t cast them off. They are not utterly lost. The Shepherd will find his sheep. They were His before they were yours – long before He entrusted them to your care; and you cannot begin to love them as He loves them.

I am not a wolf in sheep’s clothing, I’m a wolf in wolf’s clothing.

It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism, while the wolf remains of a different opinion.

As soon as something becomes ‘trendy,’ I go off it. I hate the idea of being a sheep and just following a look because I’ve been told it’s fashionable. Individuality makes the world a much more interesting place.

The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier details his wounds, the shepherd his sheep.

The best sheep breeders are in Australia and New Zealand.

A reporter asked recently, ‘What keeps you up at night?’ I replied that I generally sleep well, but if I ever do have trouble, I don’t have to count sheep. I count all the states I’m glad I’m not the governor of.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Are there any good guys on ‘Prison Break?’ I suppose there might be. I can’t honestly say whether I’m a good guy or a bad guy or I’m a good guy in wolf’s clothing or sheep’s clothing.

Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.

If you swap it about, do television, theatre, film, you can go on surprising yourself. The problem is you get employed to do something you’ve already done. They want something from that sheep pen of performances they’ve seen you do.

As a Midlander and a big walker, I’d always loved ridge and furrow fields, the plough-marked land as it was when it was enclosed. It is the landscape giving you a story of lives that ended with the arrival of sheep.

Sheep may not be brilliant, but they know that sheep in pen is stage number one of lamb chops.

Be yourself. If you’re not yourself, who are you? But take advice; listen to people. If you’re not listening, you’re lost. You’re a sheep among wolves.

Sheep are just psychotic.

Taxation: how the sheep are shorn.

They’re sheep. They like Bush enough to credit him with saving the nation after 9/11. Three thousand people get killed, and everybody thinks they’re next on the list. The president comes along, and he’s got his six-guns strapped on, and people think he’s going to save them.

If you get a dog that goes out there and bumps the sheep, comes on too hard, the sheep don’t trust him.

I grew up on a working farm. It was small, a hundred acres, but we had cows and pigs and chickens and sheep and a vegetable garden. I spent hours pulling weeds, hoeing, feeding the horses, cleaning out the stalls. My dad was a tough taskmaster. I always worked, but we also had fun.

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

I’m the great-great-grandson of a sheep stealer.

I wanted to be a farmer’s wife. I thought it would be quite fun to wake up of a morning, collect eggs and have sheep and pigs as pets. I know now that it would also involve having to sleep with the farmer, but at the time I wasn’t thinking about the sexual implications – I was 11.

I’m the black sheep of the family.

I’m on the Internet heavy. I’m on YouTube like it’s nobody’s business. That’s where I discovered a cat like Reggie Watts. By learning that music, I became the black sheep in the group, like ‘Here comes Masego with all that weird music.’

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales – where some of my ancestors are from – and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!

The San Gabriel Mountains rise like a rampart at the edge of the city, safeguarding more than 500,000 acres of mature forests, mountain streams, dramatic waterfalls, and towering peaks that reach over 9,000 feet. These untamed places attract bighorn sheep, mountain lions, and other threatened or endangered species.

Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they’re just looking for sheep that are easily impressed.

You cant be an artist without going to art school. Its impossible. Art schools like being plunged into a sheep dip that inoculates you against cliches. It gives you a sensibility you need to get into the art world.

University students should rightly be exposed to a plurality of viewpoints as part of their intellectual growth, rather attending the ‘flock of sheep association of like-minded individuals.’

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

No one in my family is musical, including extended family. I am like the black sheep.

I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep.

I was a bit of a humour black sheep. I would make these jokes full of irony and dark cynicism and that just didn’t work when I was seven, people did not laugh.

In things a moderation keep; Kings ought to shear, not skin, their sheep.

I have a hippopotamus skull next to my bed, called Gregory. When I was six, my three sisters and I clubbed together and paid £4 for it in a junk shop. We collected owl pellets, ostrich eggs and sheep skulls for our natural history museum at home.

You might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Entrepreneurs are like cats, because they are independent and do their own thing. Although organisations say they like cats, what they really want is sheep that they can herd.

When I was a kid I was the black sheep of the family because all my uncles and cousins were big Inter fans while I’ve always been Juve. In fact when I’m injured or suspended I’ll be in the stands behind the goal when we’re playing – in with the fans where I’m happiest.

My first job was cleaning sheep pens.

Americans do not have to agree on everything, but we should be united on what we know is right and against what is wrong. And we all know that the Democrat Party is wrong, as is the liberal media who collude with them – wolves in sheep’s clothing.