Top 105 Laundry Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Laundry Quotes from famous people such as Wallace Shawn, J. D. Vance, Shanna Moakler, Patty Duke, Jude Law, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laun

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.
Wallace Shawn
We think of the Marine Corps as a military outfit, and of course it is, but for me, the U.S. Marine Corps was a four-year crash course in character education. It taught me how to make a bed, how to do laundry, how to wake up early, how to manage my finances. These are things my community didn’t teach me.
J. D. Vance
You don’t need to air your dirty laundry, you don’t need to trust everyone.
Shanna Moakler
No matter what your laundry list of requirements in choosing a mate, there has to be an element of good luck and good fortune and good timing.
Patty Duke
I’m kind of ashamed to be a celebrity. I don’t understand wanting to read about other people’s dirty laundry. I think celebrity is the biggest red herring society has ever pulled on itself.
Jude Law
I was raising seven kids. I lived in the bedrooms, in the laundry room, in the kitchen, in the car – car pooling all over. I just didn’t have time to sit down and watch a lot of TV. So I really didn’t.
Karolyn Grimes
I do the laundry. I do the shopping. I do the dishes.
Maryanne Trump Barry
I love being a mother; I hate being a housewife – the cooking, the laundry – because it takes away time I could be with my kids.
Marcia Gay Harden
Guys should be doing laundry, doing dishes.
Bobby Berk
I lived in a little shack in Santa Monica, and I was working on ‘The O.C.’ and when it started airing, I took my laundry down to the laundromat like I always had, and so many people along the two blocks I walked and in the laundromat stopped me and asked me for photographs.
Chris Carmack
Everyone knows the best time to do laundry is later.
Emily Hampshire
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I’m the maid in my house.
Denis Leary
I watched a lot of television as a kid, and the suburbs to me – that was exotic! Like, a mom and dad who lived in the same house and had jobs and cooked breakfast at the same time every morning and did laundry in a washing machine and dryer? That was like, ‘Woah! Who are they? How do you get to be like that?’
Gaby Hoffmann
Housework never really bothered me… what bothered me about it later was that it was expected to be your life… when you’re a housewife, you are constantly interrupted. You have no space in your life. It isn’t the fact that you do the laundry.
Alice Munro
In 2011, I contributed an essay to Tin House, ‘The Dark Side of Dinner Dishes, Laundry, and Child Care,’ talking about women writers I felt had fallen off the map.
Sarah Weinman
I’d sleep in a little, work out, do laundry, run errands, buy presents for people with birthdays coming up. I like it when I don’t have to be anywhere, and anything I do is my choice.
Carrie Underwood
My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.
Rickie Lee Jones
I’m Latino, progressive, and I have deep roots in the working class – my father was a bracero, a guest farmworker and cook, and my mom worked as a nursing home laundry attendant.
Jimmy Gomez
My father was a restaurant man, laundry man in his lifetime. And I’ve often wondered how and why did I become an actor? Where did I get the so-called talent to express myself? And I look back, and I see that my mother was very animated. I can remember that she used to, what she called ‘bei zhu.’
James Hong
If there is something that strikes me as interesting or beautiful or something I could learn from, and I don’t write it down, then I could be at lunch with you, and it’s like there’s a pile of laundry in my brain that I haven’t put away, and I struggle to really listen, so that’s always been important to me.
Tavi Gevinson
An actress once advised me, ‘Make sure you do your own laundry – it will keep you honest.’
Cate Blanchett
Shopping for groceries for most people is like a chore. It’s like doing the laundry or taking out the garbage. And we strive to make shopping engaging, fun and interactive.
John Mackey
The conscious mind can only pay attention to about four things at once. If you’ve got these nagging voices in your head telling you to remember to pick up the laundry and call so-and-so, they’re competing in your brain for neural resources with the stuff you’re actually trying to do, like getting your work done.
Daniel Levitin
Do I post pictures of my overflowing laundry basket or the dirty dishes by the sink? No, I’ll probably post a pic of the finished meal looking pretty. We’re all skewed in what we show.
Alice Levine
If there were a category in the Olympics for laundry, my mother would have been a gold-medal winner.
Elizabeth Berg
I do laundry, but my bags from the last race will sit there until the very last minute that I have to do laundry again.
Bubba Wallace
I really don’t go out. I love watching movies, and on a day off, I’ll work out, do groceries, do laundry, see a friend.
Joan Smalls
Why would I want a place of my own? Then I would have to things worry about, like doing laundry and having food in the fridge.
Rafael Nadal
If everyone is good at something different, assigning chores is easy. If your partner is great at grocery shopping and you are great at the laundry, you’re set. But this isn’t always – or even usually – the case.
Emily Oster
Growing up in New York, there are a lot of tenement buildings and a lot of projects. You don’t leave your projects too much. The laundry’s there. The grocery store is there. Everything takes place right there. When I got knowledge of myself and thought about moving around the city, hip-hop was something that helped me.
I try to do a variety of physical activities. I spin, take classes at Barry’s Boot Camp, go to the gym, use home DVD’s of ChaLEAN Extreme workouts, which I think are brilliant, and I run around after my three girls. Also, let’s be honest. The amount of laundry I do is an exercise in and of itself!
Alicia Coppola
I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my offic

I procrastinate all morning. That’s when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see what’s on the Internet and do laundry.
Kate Christensen
Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry.
Michelle Obama
I wash my own dishes; I do my own laundry. I’m not a glamorous person at all, not at all.
Elvis Duran
An income tax form is like a laundry list – either way you lose your shirt.
Fred Allen
I love doing laundry! It’s so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.
Keri Russell
I am like that guy on the ‘Odd Couple,’ and it is not the neat guy. I go into my room and find pieces of pizza under the laundry.
Rick Majerus
I’m not so interested in what movie a celebrity is promoting or what television show might be premiering. I’m more interested in, ‘Does Channing Tatum know how to do laundry?’ I guess the more simple, personal sides of people.
Grace Helbig
We didn’t have money all the time to do laundry. A lot of the time, we didn’t have soap or hot water. We were smart kids academically, but we’d go to school smelling.
Viola Davis
If parents could just get their children moving around in the most simple and fun ways – jumping in leaves, dancing to pop music, throwing socks in a laundry basket – they could be sowing the seeds of great habits that could last a lifetime. It is all about turning it into a game.
Magnus Scheving
My God, it’s laundry and family when I come back home. I’ve got to see my brother and kids, and my sister-in-law, my aunts, my uncles, cousins; everybody is here.
Jessie Reyez
Somewhere along the line a convention developed that the opening of a film was just a laundry list of credits. There was no incentive to complicate an area that was settled.
Saul Bass
My laundry list of wants in a partner is basically kindness. I want someone who is kind, and that’s kind of where it begins and ends. I’m open to being surprised.
Jennifer Carpenter
I have the distinct feeling that when I’m old, and I look back on my life, my thirties will be one huge blur. There’s a lot that gets neglected: exercise, dishes, laundry, my poor garden. I try to prioritize the important but non-urgent things over the unimportant but urgent things.
Rebecca Makkai
I put a lot of money in a coin-operated dry-cleaning place and it keeps losing money and I can’t get anybody to buy it. So I keep pouring more money Into it, and into the laundry next door which’my father owns.
Ken Berry
I know how to separate my own laundry.
Amy Ryan
I’m not one to air my dirty laundry for the whole world.
Jenna Fischer
We try to be conscious of the amount of trash we have. Having a water filter allows us to be aware of not using too many water bottles. Since I am not able to hand wash due to my schedule, I use Seventh Generation laundry detergent, and I feel less guilty.
Tia Mowry
I do the laundry, cook all the meals, take care of my kids and I love it.
Teresa Giudice
I love being a housewife… I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there.
Wendy Liebman
I did not find living alone difficult. In fact, it was such a liberating feeling because simple things like ironing my clothes, doing laundry, making my bed made me feel independent and gave me the sense of accomplishment that I can do it myself.
Athiya Shetty
I started doing experiments – mostly in organic chemistry, because it was so much more interesting – in my mother’s laundry at home.
John Cornforth
I’m pretty obsessive-compulsive, and I’m very fast. I tend to not write for a long period of time until I can’t not write, and then I write first drafts in gallops. I won’t eat right. I forget to do my laundry.
Adam Rapp
If you’re going away, be sure to cancel the paper, the milk, and the laundry pickup. Remove the fresh stuff from the ice box, lock the windows and doors, and phone the cops and tell them how long you’ll be gone so they’ll keep an eye out for burglars.
Michael Frome