If you guys are interested in getting any kind of animal, definitely go and adopt.
Playing in front of the greatest fans in the NFL is easily the greatest honor that I’ve had in my 11-year career. I hope I was able to make you guys proud in the way that I was always proud when I told people boldly that ‘I am a Cleveland Brown.’
I don’t know what’s coming down the pike in ‘Gotham.’ Part of me goes, ‘Man, I just wish I could be in the writers’ room. Do you need someone to make you guys coffee?’ I just want to be a part of the flow of it.
I’d like to say to all my fans out there, thanks for the support. And to all my doubters, thank you very much because you guys have also pushed me.
Discourse has ended in America. It’s all just shouting and ranting and demonization. Do you know how the rest of the world laughs at you guys? Have you got any idea? They’re just rocking with laughter night and day.
Being single I feel is a boon – why do you guys want me to push me into hell by getting me married?
Performing the American Music Awards and having Harrison Ford introduce you behind the John Williams orchestra for Star Wars, and then Meghan Trainor is in the front just standing up and like, ‘I love you guys!’ That was a huge moment.
It’s not that other countries steal jobs from you guys. It’s your strategy. Distribute the money and things in a proper way.
You guys have probably seen acai bowls on Instagram or at trendy coffee shops or wherever. They’re a great source of energy, nutrient-rich, and a good way to get a ton of fruit into your diet. Plus, they shake up the normal breakfast routine and are as easy as smoothies to make.
I don’t know how many more times I’ll be in New England again. But I leave coach Belichick and those guys with a salute: ‘I love you guys. I miss you. I’m out.’
I don’t really like to drink. I don’t like the way alcohol feels or tastes. On occasion I’ll do it as a social thing, just to kind of go, ‘Hey! I did something with you guys!’
I was working, like, 14-hour days on ‘Fargo,’ and now if I schedule more than two things in a day, I’m like, ‘Whoa, you guys. That’s two train rides, and I have to plan for an hour-and-a-half lunch with my cat.’
I just wanna give a big shout out to all the fans out there who have followed my work up until now. You guys are amazing!! Hearing from fans is the best feeling in the world.
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they’re full.
