Top 130 Duck Quotes

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you’re going to shoot more ducks.
Jase Robertson
For me to go to America – which I find such a positive place – well, I took to it like a duck to water.
Victoria Beckham
When traveling, I like Urth Caffe in L.A. for eggs Bene

When traveling, I like Urth Caffe in L.A. for eggs Benedict with prosciutto or Balthazar in New York, where I order duck shepherd’s pie.
Poppy Delevingne
Painting is sometimes like those recipes where you do all manner of elaborate things to a duck, and then end up putting it on one side and only using the skin.
Lucian Freud
Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.
Paul Feig
Unfortunately, the Hindi film industry is a sitting duck; it is easy to hurl malevolent accusations. It is a systematic campaign to divert attention from real issues, failing economy, China border tensions, spiraling Covid cases, and farmers’ agitation by putting the spotlight on the supposed ills of the film industry.
Shabana Azmi
What is sauce for the goose may be sauce for the gander but is not necessarily sauce for the chicken, the duck, the turkey or the guinea hen.
Alice B. Toklas
I acted with Albie at Stratford-on-Avon in the 1959 season. We in the acting company tended to hang out at the pub known as the Dirty Duck.
Vanessa Redgrave
Rock ‘n’ roll is ridiculous. It’s absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we’re wrapping our arms around it and giving it a great big kiss.
Bono
I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he’s a weird duck but I like him a lot.
Peter Tork
I was kind of burned out, a little jaded, and just sort of disillusioned by all the ‘Mighty Duck’ movies and everything just being about making money and not really caring about scripts anymore.
Elden Henson
Some of the greatest shows in history – ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Everybody Loves Raymond’ and ‘House’ – had puny starts but the benefit of schedule protection, increasingly scarce in today’s DVR world. Cable nets can tolerate small ratings, building hits in progress like ‘Breaking Bad,’ or marathon their way to a ‘Duck Dynasty.’
Kevin Reilly
Don’t be fooled. Looks can be deceptive. Like every working mother, I’m paddling away like a duck beneath the water.
Katherine Kelly
If I was to pick a cartoon character I am most like, I would say Daisy Duck because she is very stubborn, she has a very feminine sense, and she knows what she likes.
Britney Spears
It’s often said that doves provide valuable practice for duck season, but this strikes me as upside down. With their tiny profiles, wicked speed, and fighter-plane acrobatics, doves are more difficult to take down.
Jonathan Miles
I asked for the fight with Pulev to be honest with you. I didn’t duck and dive.
Dereck Chisora
My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
For the most part I’d say the Steelers called me Duck more than Devlin.
Devlin Hodges
Architectural kitsch is most common in the commercial pop vernacular – typified by the Big Duck of 1931 in Flanders, New York, a Long Island roadside poultry stand resembling a duck, which Venturi and Scott Brown made a cult object through their writings.
Martin Filler
In the early days I had a very black-and-white view of everything. I think that’s kind of natural for anyone who’s just embraced Islam – or any religion – as a convert. It was important for me to duck out of the fast and furious life I’d been living as a pop star. I was in a different mood.
Cat Stevens
Don’t quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.
Ken Blanchard
The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.
Jennifer Lee
Have you seen a duck gliding smoothly on water? Does it ever look like it is paddling furiously underneath the surface? I don’t have to show that I am working very hard.
Salman Khan
People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!
Karl Pilkington
You know you are grown sentimental when you start counting the cygnets on the duck pond in the park to be sure none has perished since you counted last.
Howard Jacobson
If you’re a single Sheila and you’re trying to find an Australian bloke, you duck off down there to Australia. You go to the Red Centre: you’ll find there’s a few shearers, a few stockmen, and there you will find an Australian bloke.
Nick Cummins
So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
Tim Vine
I took the process of doing as much myself as I could like a duck to water. I set up my own label and publishing, etc, and it was a fun learning curve two decades ago.
David Knopfler
We underestimate our people. Given a challenge, most of our people will do it, especially the youngsters who take to technology like duck to water.
Arundhati Bhattacharya
If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck’s back.
Ellen Swallow Richards
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout ‘Bang!’
George Will
I’ve always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.
Florentijn Hofman
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh – that was genius – and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like odd behavior. I don’t like hip dialogue and one-liners and all that sort of cool, sophomoric comedy. It’s just not for me.
Nicolas Cage
In the first State of the Union of his second term, Pre

In the first State of the Union of his second term, President Bush made clear to Americans tonight that he is not going to play the role of a lame duck President.
Jim Sensenbrenner
One night in a club in Boston, I tried the name Roger Duck. No laughs. The next night, I tried Orson Bean, putting together a pompous first name and a silly second name. I got laughs, so I decided to keep it.
Orson Bean
It’s awesome to have the fans come up and say, ‘Hey, Duck, what’s up?’ When people call me Devlin, it catches me by surprise.
Devlin Hodges
I was just 17 when I made my debut for Lancashire against Hampshire at Portsmouth. I got seven and a duck. I didn’t get a wicket, either. Funnily enough, it was more nerve-wracking than playing for England.
Andrew Flintoff
I’m jamming ‘Black Sabbath Vol. 4’ all the time. Zappa’s ‘Cruising With Ruben & The Jets.’ A lot of Gong lately. Some Hawkwind. The Residents’ ‘Duck Stab’ is amazing. Some Fugs. Lots of stuff, man. I’m pretty schizophrenic with records.
Ty Segall
Every superstar in this league, if you don’t go through adversity, if you try to duck and dodge it, it’s gonna damper your team.
Charles Oakley
You’re a sitting duck in a mall if you’re a celebrity. It’s like that scene from ‘Guarding Tess,’ I think it is, where Shirley MacLaine goes to the mall just to feel good about her celebrity.
Brad Paisley
Conservatives are routinely pilloried on television. A&E likely greenlit ‘Duck Dynasty’ in the first place because executives believed Americans would laugh at the redneck antics of the self-described ‘white trash’ family.
Ben Shapiro
When it comes to conservative social issues, it saddens me when sometimes my fellow Republicans duck and cover in the face of pressure from the left. Our loudest opponents on the left are never going to like us so let’s quit trying to curry favor with them.
Rick Perry
Since my parents both worked, they hired me when I was 11 to make dinner every night. I got a quarter a day. But I was always making things like duck a l’orange and baked Alaska. I was a little bit nutty.
Teri Hatcher
When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.
Penelope Cruz
Poetry is the most subtle of the literary arts, and students grow more ingenious by the year at avoiding it. If they can nip around Milton, duck under Blake and collapse gratefully into the arms of Jane Austen, a lot of them will.
Terry Eagleton
There are no makeovers in my books. The ugly duckling does not become a beautiful swan. She becomes a confident duck able to take charge of her own life and problems.
Maeve Binchy
Whatever you do, never do the duck face – that’s the worst look for any girl out there. Some girls think that pushing out their lips looks fabulous, but it doesn’t.
Coco Rocha
I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines – also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
Phil Robertson
I’m a huge fan of Warner Brothers cartoons. I would spend many hours alone after school watching Daffy Duck. I think Daffy Duck is one of the great comedic villains.
Roger Bart
I’m much more at home with Daffy Duck than I am with a real person.
Jamie Hewlett
A duck tastes the same whether they’re shot sitting or flying.
Jase Robertson
Many years ago, I spent 5k at a fundraiser to hang with another lame duck: Bill Clinton. I lobbied him to pardon Leonard Peltier, the Nelson Mandela of Native Americans.
John Densmore
There are plenty of characters I’d love to write. Swamp Thing, Etrigan the Demon, Man-Thing, Howard the Duck, Dr. Strange, Dr. Druid, Ghost Rider, the Micronauts, the Shogun Warriors… the list goes on and on.
Cullen Bunn
Bollywood directors are like cricketers where in one match you score a century, and in the next match, you are out for a duck! Moreover, very few directors are consistent in Bollywood.
Sunny Deol
Adrian Granados is a world-class fighter. A lot of guys duck him, but I wanted to fight him because that’s what I’m about.
Adrien Broner
To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.
Igor Stravinsky
I think some people think that being on television makes you a sitting duck, but you have the right to remain private.
Amanda Burton
The perils of duck hunting are great – especially for the duck.
Walter Cronkite
Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me ‘Duck.’
Donald Dunn
A lot of the websites built through the 1990s used Perl. The first webmaster of Sun Microsystems coined a wonderful phrase. He said Perl is the duck tape of the Internet – it’s this language that people would write all these scripts that make things just work.
Tim O’Reilly