Words matter. These are the best Norm Crosby Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I don’t ever remember overcoming adversities.
I think it’s the most wonderful thing in the world to have an identity, something the audience can remember you for.
Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.
I think it is – the biggest plus the performer can have is to be a little unique.
Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you’re not wearing any.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
I don’t do the same show twice. I’ve never done a show word for word.
It’s extremely hard work keeping fresh.
That, to me, is what comedy is all about: keeping fresh and keeping current and changing with the times.
I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
A handicap is only if you let it be a handicap.
Although I had a good job as an advertising manager for a shoe company in Boston, I really liked to fool around with comedy.
I’m a great audience myself. I tried to keep in the background while others were on, but sometimes I’d just get hysterical.
I was the first spokesperson for the Better Hearing Institute in Washington. And that’s the message we tried to send out – there is hearing help out there, and the technology and options are amazing.
It was a melting pot in Las Vegas. You got every age level, every ethnic background, every social aura – it was an absolute Americana audience… people who were there to celebrate occasions; people who were there to gamble; people who were there because they were awed by the whole Vegas operation. Tourists.
