Top 17 Marc Maron Quotes

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Show business is one of the few businesses that the dev

Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer’s ego you were probably working for him all along.
Marc Maron
I’m sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don’t regret any of it.
Marc Maron
I think seeing Pryor’s first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me.
Marc Maron
I’m not completely sure we aren’t all living in a hallucination now.
Marc Maron
When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
Marc Maron
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it’s taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.
Marc Maron
Hopefully standup will become special again.
Marc Maron
On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.
Marc Maron
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.
Marc Maron
Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
Marc Maron
Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
Marc Maron
I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.
Marc Maron
The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine – 100s of words a day.
Marc Maron
For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.
Marc Maron
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
Marc Maron
The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
Marc Maron
The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit ‘comedians’ and create very cheap television programming.
Marc Maron