Words matter. These are the best Diaper Quotes from famous people such as Daniel Bryan, John Tesh, Ari Graynor, Maryse Mizanin, Damon Runyon, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
I would read a lot about how to be a dad. I had never changed a diaper before we had Birdie.
I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute.
I was the kind of kid that always loved babies. I was, you know, four years old, and I would have my baby doll that I would bring with me everywhere and fake breastfeed on the beach and diaper.
It’s funny – before, I would say I’m not sure I can change a diaper in my life and now it’s, ‘I got this, I’m a mom, I got this, I know what to do.’ It’s weird, you just get into this protective mode.
I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.
I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles.
Life is filled with tragedy, with long patches of struggle and with, I think, beautiful bursts of joy and accomplishment. Blessed with those moments, you just try to relax as much as possible and focus on the little things, like the joy of changing your baby’s diaper.
It’s so funny because as a parent you kind of just fall into your roles. Nate loves to change a diaper more than anybody should because he knows he’s instantly solved something. I’m the one that’s up all night and in the morning because I need barely any sleep.
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. I was maybe 8 or 9.
Everything seems like, ‘If I don’t change this diaper correctly, she won’t go to college.’ My advice is, know that the time does go by fast… it’s a huge roller coaster; it’s the hardest thing and most rewarding thing.
I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it’s just wipe and pull the flap over.
I photographed all kinds of sports – Formula 1, Formula Atlantic. And anybody who knows me knows that, from the day they invented video cameras, I used to lug them around when you had to carry the pack here and the big camera here, plus the diaper bag and a baby and the purse or whatever.
You really don’t need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly!
Everything TSA does is reactionary – first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.
Until I was twenty-eight, I had a kind of buried self who didn’t know she could do anything but make white sauce and diaper babies. I didn’t know I had any creative depths.
Mothers of all ages delight in their children, but I don’t know that, if I were younger, I would feel as acutely, profoundly, preciously grateful for every smile, squeal, and – yes – diaper blowout.
Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother – you’re not sure what you’ve got but you’re pretty sure you’re not going to like it.
