Top 190 Nerd Quotes

One of the most frightening things about your true nerd, for may people, is not that he’s socially inept – because everybody’s been there – but rather his complete lack of embarrassment about it.
Neal Stephenson
I was crying because I was making my Broadway debut and there’s nothing like that. It’s the absolute mountaintop for a nerd like me that’s loved it forever.
Helene Yorke
If there was any show I could guest star on, I would want to guest star on ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars’ because I am such a nerd and I love that show. If there was ever an opportunity to be on that, I would snatch it up.
Atticus Shaffer
Don’t know if I’m a nerd – I’m more of a geek.
Oren Peli
I’m a book nerd, and I’ve seen authors that I love, I’ve gone and seen them speak or read from a book.
Duff McKagan
I was home schooled in high school but was definitely the nerd in middle school.
Nicole Gale Anderson
In the ’90s, you couldn’t say the word ‘nerd’ to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn’t have listened.
Chris Hardwick
I don’t watch sports through the eyes of a stats nerd or an anger monger. I truly love stories and characters and the flash and the sexiness of it all.
Michelle Beadle
I don’t like to say ‘dork’ and ‘nerd’ and things like that because I think that everyone is cool in their own right.
Jaime Pressly
I’m definitely not a nerd.
Brett Ratner
Call me a nerd if you like, but I do find it hard to leave home without my laptop and a good book.
Moby
Even the shows or movies that we know are not going to change the world, I love this. I love ’em. I’m a movie fan. I’m a nerd of any kind. I love a big studio comedy as much as I love the teeniest tiniest of indie. I’m not a snob in that way. I really do like a big, big studio comedy.
Kathryn Hahn
I’m outing myself as a huge comic book nerd.
Simu Liu
I’m a huge reader… I’m a big book nerd. I go through, like, two books a week.
Jodie Sweetin
I didn’t come from the West Coast experience, I came from Dallas and I was an introvert and a nerd.
The D.O.C.
Even though I wanted to be John Malkovich or Sean Penn when I was a kid, mostly I was a music nerd.
Justin Kirk
I was going to be a chemical engineer – I was a science nerd – that was the plan. I secretly applied to USC and NYU and got a scholarship to go to NYU based on a dumb animated short I made. It was a huge shock to me and my family.
Jon Watts
My family are so proud of me for standing up for marginalised people in nerd communities.
Zoe Quinn
I’m also a huge nerd and love magic, especially ‘Harry Potter.’
Jaz Sinclair
I'm a huge comedy nerd. I have been forever.

I’m a huge comedy nerd. I have been forever.
Geraldine Viswanathan
I was very, very quiet. I was always a loner, hardly spoke, and I was quite a nerd in school. So I was an outsider always.
Shahzia Sikander
Someone who I would describe as a ‘geek’ or ‘nerd’ is a person who loves something to its greatest extent and then looks for other people who love it the same way so they can celebrate loving it together.
Wil Wheaton
I’m just a big old nerd. I’m not that cool guy at all.
Guillermo Diaz
Harvard is nerd rehab. You have to check yourself in. Those who seek a school filled with self-proclaimed ‘nerds,’ seek elsewhere. Dropping the H bomb may brand you as an intellectual or a Kennedy. But it will not give you much nerd cred. And that’s a good thing.
Alexandra Petri
Oh, I’m a psychology nerd; I love to learn about why people behave the way they do, how experiences influence us.
Aimee Osbourne
Like lycanthropy, the nerd gene can skip a generation. My maternal grandfather was a technophile.
Chris Hardwick
I wasn’t the class nerd, but I was weird. I could tell long stories and be funny, but I couldn’t do sports. And I was always terrified of being held back.
Charles Ray
Growing up, I was a nerd. With actual taped eyeglasses.
Taye Diggs
I’m the biggest nerd – I love comic books and stuff like that! I don’t have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.
Megan Fox
My deep dark secret is that I was a nerd in school. I liked the theater. I liked to study. I wasn’t very good at sports.
Rob Lowe
Oh, I am such a nerd when it comes to music – I only listen to Broadway!
Laura Osnes
I grew up in a hippy town, so I did my playing outdoors and skiing and all that, but then I also had my nerd friends that I went and hosted LAN parties with, get my ‘Counter-Strike’ on.
Thomas Middleditch
This has become a bugbear of mine: the difference between geek and nerd.
Alice Eve
I was a nerd growing up, and I’m a little antisocial and awkward.
Louis C. K.
I love ‘Harry Potter.’ I’m a huge nerd – I would dress up if I could.
Veronica Roth
If I didn’t play baseball, I probably wouldn’t play a sport because i’m not really that athletic. Baseball was the one sport I could nerd my way to the top.
Trevor Bauer
I was a pretty nerdy kid. I was pretty nerdy. I’m still kind of nerdy. I have all of the worst qualities of being a nerd – all of the affect and none of the smarts. I’m a useless nerd! That’s pretty bad.
Claire Danes
I’m a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games.
Rich Sommer
I was a drama-class nerd. I did whatever school production we put on.
Jessica Pare
I was trying to be someone for the first part of high school. I was kind of this nerdy kid who didn’t want to be a nerd anymore. Even talking about it, I’m embarrassed. I’m like, ‘Ugh, why did you care what people thought?’
Garrett Clayton
I don’t consider myself a nerd; I consider myself a dork more. I’m closer to a dork, if anything, just because I’m not good at stuff. I’m more like a failed non-nerd.
Josh Gondelman
I speak from a nerd’s perspective because I’ve been watching anime since I was a kid. I grew up on ‘Speed Racer’ and ‘Star Blazers’ and ‘Battle of the Planets,’ and those were some of my first A) cartoons and B) introduction to Japanese couture before I even knew they were Japanese.
Yuri Lowenthal
I was always more interested in my books and my writing than going out. It’s OK to say I’m a nerd. That’s me.
Samantha Shannon
I’ve never related to the work geek at all-it sounds much more horrible than nerd. Like a freak biting a chicken’s head off in a sideshow.
Jonathan Lethem
No longer is a geek identifiable by a pale complexion, black-rimmed glasses, a bowling shirt that says ‘Nerd World Order.’ No, geeks are everywhere. And they’re cool!
Faith Salie
A lot of the time I get obsessed by little nerdy things in my corner that no one else is interested in. I have that nerd factor in my character.
Bjork
I’m a luddite in comparison with some of the people I follow on Twitter, but a nerd in comparison with many people. But I was always a nerd in other terms – always a big Dungeons & Dragons fan, stuff like that.
Graham Linehan
There is that stereotype of a nerd with the high pants and pocket protector and that kind of thing. That can sustain comedy for maybe a movie – hence the ‘Revenge of the Nerds’ franchise – but not for hopefully years on the air. It’s a sight gag, not a story.
Johnny Galecki
My theater nerd world and my comic friend world are colliding… That’s the thing that I was nerdy about, was theatre. I wasn’t as much into the comic book stuff. So it’s fun to see there are people that are into that that are also theatre nerds like me.
Tom Lenk
I have been a huge nerd to my kids. I haven’t done the cool movies that they like. With ’24,’ I gained a lot of respect. ’24’ is now, it’s hip, it’s their generation.
Ricky Schroder
This idea of the geek or the nerd, all that person real

This idea of the geek or the nerd, all that person really is – and I would consider myself one – is someone who is not ashamed of liking what they enjoy.
Andrew W.K.
I go to comic shops because I like to just listen to nerds arguing about nerd stuff to relax.
Pendleton Ward
My high-school years were so mediocre – I moved out when I was 16 and started living with my girlfriend who was 10 years older. Apart from that, I was just a video nerd.
Jason Reitman
I used to work in a record store. I’m kind of a record nerd.
Patrick Stump