Top 191 Poker Quotes

Drama is played at the pace of chess… or billiards… or poker. Engrossing? Sure. But comedy is played at the jubilant, high-octane speed of sports like basketball or hockey.
Mark Waters
Life is a poker game, and everybody has to show their cards.
Kathy Hilton
Poker is just a hobby I’m passionate about. It’s not supposed to bring glory.
Jason Alexander
Although I don’t gamble in life – I’ve never played poker – I do gamble on stage. I gamble with myself: ‘Can I do this?’
Mikhail Baryshnikov
As a general rule, the more precious the chips you’d consider betting, the more you should lean toward playing it safe. Check it down; cautious play is usually the recipe for long-term success in poker.
Daniel Negreanu
If you’re in the minority, every advantage is against you, right? So the only advantage you have against the majority is they’re too lazy to know their own rules, right? So it’s like a game of poker.
Kevin McCarthy
What gets lost is that half of poker is reading people. When you’re reading well and you’re making counterintuitive plays, a strictly math player will get scared and start making fewer moves, and then the person is even easier to read.
Phil Hellmuth
I think the key to poker is being steady and giving you

I think the key to poker is being steady and giving yourself a chance to win every tournament.
Phil Hellmuth
I still enjoy a wee game of poker now and then, but I’m not very good, and being Scottish, I don’t like to lose that much money!
Stephen Hendry
The ability to perform basic math calculations is certainly an integral part of playing fundamental poker. But in tournament poker, it’s equally important to understand that survival often trumps mathematics in coin flip situations.
Daniel Negreanu
Poker is a skill game pretending to be a chance game.
James Altucher
No matter what poker book you read or poker show you watch, the topic of position will invariably be discussed and its importance stressed.
Daniel Negreanu
If you’re a poker player and you show up at a casino at 8 a.m., you’re going to be by yourself or with some people that are rocks and just don’t give you any action.
Chris Moneymaker
The beautiful thing about poker is that everybody thinks they can play.
Chris Moneymaker
Chess is a great training ground for poker players because it’s a math-based game, much like backgammon is.
Daniel Negreanu
It really wasn’t fun any more, everything was too business-oriented. I just remember the old days when the band was really tight together, playing Eagle poker and just having a really good time while we were doing it. Towards the end, it just got too cut-throat.
Randy Meisner
Nothing has prepared me better for working with Marvel than playing tabletop games with my friends. It definitely taught me how to have a good poker face. You have to hide your hand – and sometimes lie.
Kate Herron
I learned playing poker that you never count your winnings because that’s when you start to lose.
Kenneth Langone
I hear a really good pop song every now and then. ‘ROAR’ by Katy Perry, I love that! ‘Poker Face’… Oh! What a song! And ‘Rolling in the Deep’… Oh!
Bjorn Ulvaeus
My biggest problem in live games is that I love the game so much and I don’t think I ever met a poker player I didn’t fundamentally like – even if they’re screaming and they’re acting like real jerks.
James Woods
Shoving with K-Q is a tactic that does work well for Internet players and weak players. In the old days, though, grizzled pros would have eaten up those guys by utilizing the traditional, more conservative style of poker that emphasizes play on the flop.
Phil Hellmuth
Games of chance often involve some amount of skill; this does not make them legal. Good poker players often beat novices. But poker is still gambling, and running a poker room – or online casino – is illegal in New York.
Eric Schneiderman
I love poker!
Natalie Dormer
There’s more luck in poker. Getting good at golf requires a certain amount of physical aptitude. Both take a lot of patience. Both require knowing when to gamble – either with a big bluff or a high-risk shot. Both can be infuriating.
Phil Hellmuth
Before I found out what poker really was I had this picture in my mind of men smoking cigars and having all these chips and like going all macho and crazy. I don’t think there’s been that much done in the mainstream community to change that perspective.
Maria Konnikova
Soft playing destroys the integrity of the game of poker, and it’s wrong – flat out wrong.
Daniel Negreanu
Well, capitalism is going to grow and grow. The nature of it is that the guy who has the most poker chips on the table has more leverage than everyone else. He can eventually outbluff everyone else and outraise everyone else at the table. That’s what has happened and it needs to be corrected.
Simon Baker
I’ve got quite a good poker face. I’m known for being able to keep my emotions very much in check: no one knows how I’m feeling. I can be winning or losing but keep it very much the same.
Rajiv Ouseph
I have always played cards during training camps. I used to play Italian card games, though. I rarely played poker.
Christian Vieri
I sail, run dogs, ride horses, play professional poker and tell stories about the stuff I’ve been through. And I’m still a romantic; I still want Bambi to make it out of the fire.
Gary Paulsen
I don’t have a poker face at all – I have a very, very expressional face, and I have no control over that.
Floor Jansen
In the development business doing something for both women and the environment is the equivalent of holding a royal flush in poker.
Abhijit Banerjee
Poker is a game where you don’t have to have the best hand to win. Poker is really reading other people and reading human emotion, which certainly comes into play in business.
Charlie Ergen
I’ve been studying, playing, living, breathing poker for eight to nine hours a day. Every day! When I’m between events and in New York, I’m reading, watching videos or live-streaming very good players.
Maria Konnikova
We have hillbillies with third grade educations and 8th grade educations who have conquered the poker world. There is no telling why someone is great at reading other people. Some people just are.
Phil Hellmuth
Some people know me as the bad boy of professional poker and call me The Poker Brat. Sometimes I deserve that nickname, but not always.
Phil Hellmuth
Poker is supposed to be fun.
Phil Hellmuth
One of my favorite poker shows on television is ‘Poker After Dark.’
Phil Hellmuth
If I was at the final table at the World Series of Poke

If I was at the final table at the World Series of Poker, that would probably be the most exciting thing I’ve ever done in my life. And believe me, the UFC, the announcing in the Octagon, is extremely exciting.
Bruce Buffer
Ninety percent of the hands aren’t shown in a poker game.
Doyle Brunson
I’ve found that a lot of successful poker players grew up poor. And I’m convinced that poor people have a risk tolerance that rich people don’t have because poor people fundamentally don’t value money that much because they’re used to not having it.
Chamath Palihapitiya
The great thing about athletics is that it’s like poker sometimes: you know what’s in your hand, and it may be a load of rubbish, but you’ve got to keep up the front.
Sebastian Coe
The principal reason for the universe’s poker face is that its constituents are far away. Stars careen through space, and galaxies spin at speeds thousands of times faster than a jet plane. But given their distance, you’d need the patience of Job to notice much change in their appearance or position.
Seth Shostak
I stopped playing online poker due to a combination of the UIGEA legislation and realizing that I could make more money with less effort by betting sports.
James Holzhauer
The World Series of Poker was becoming popular, and there were a lot of really bad poker players out there. The misperception was that I was really good, but I just ground it out. It was a good way to make money for Box.
Dylan Smith
I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because it’s a seedy gritty world. Listen, I’ve played till 4 in the morning. I’ve played with a half million dollars on the table.
Jennifer Tilly
I got into poker in the early 2000s. In snooker tournaments, you are always looking for things to pass the time between matches, so we’d play together, or I would play online.
Stephen Hendry
When people use the word ‘science,’ it’s often a tell, like in poker, that you’re bluffing.
Peter Thiel
Baseball and its 162-game schedule are challenging enough, but try winning the world series of dugout poker with cards supplied by Royals owner David Glass, the Wal-Mart-trained billionaire.
Jason Whitlock
Poker is about understanding human behavior and managing emotions – yours and the other guy’s. That’s huge in poker, and it’s huge in business.
Phil Hellmuth
I’m absolutely gonna win it, because I’m ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.
James Woods
If scientific reasoning were limited to the logical processes of arithmetic, we should not get very far in our understanding of the physical world. One might as well attempt to grasp the game of poker entirely by the use of the mathematics of probability.
Vannevar Bush
Daily fantasy sports is much closer to online poker than it is to traditional fantasy sports.
Eric Schneiderman
I like to play a lot of poker in my off time.
Billy Burke
Mental and physical preparation is critical in tournament poker events like the WSOP.
Phil Hellmuth
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
Steven Wright
People ask me about past projects I’ve worked on, and other things; I’m just really bad at lying. I have a bad poker face, so I just try to tell people how I’m feeling in the moment and really what I was trying to do.
Jeff Nichols
It wasn’t a popular thing to be a professional poker player in the ’80s.
Phil Hellmuth
I have a good poker face because I am half-dead inside.
Colson Whitehead
Every poker player has ups and downs because luck is also involved. When a great poker player smashes, he’s making the right moves and making the right reads and he’s getting lucky.
Phil Hellmuth