Words matter. These are the best Martini Quotes from famous people such as Christine Baranski, Alison Gopnik, Christina Anstead, Cecily Strong, Alec Waugh, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?
The brain knows the real secret of seduction, more effective than even music and martinis. Just keep whispering, ‘Gee, you are really special’ to that sack of water and protein that is a body, and you can get it to do practically anything.
90 percent of the time I follow my usual healthy eating routine, but if it’s a date night or girls’ night out I’ll go for that slice of pretzel bread or dirty martini and not torture myself over it.
Extra-dirty vodka Martinis – they’re so easy to drink! I should really just drink olive juice; it’d be safer.
I am prepared to believe that a dry martini slightly impairs the palate, but think what it does for the soul.
I’ve been learning a lot about how to make a martini and all the variations that you can have with a few ingredients with Belvedere.
I want to be a superhero. Maybe I’ll be a bartending superhero who shakes martinis to save the world.
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.
I don’t party on weekends, I don’t get drunk or sip martinis. I spend my evenings playing ‘Megaman 3,’ buster only, with my kids.
We sit down with the kids every single night, not that I want to every night – sometimes I’d rather be out with my husband having a martini at a swanky restaurant – but we sit down with our kids every night at dinner.
When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It’s like when you’re 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, ‘Do you think I’m stupid?’. They can’t grasp that I’m old enough to be married.
Martinis are glamorous but also so simple because they only have a few ingredients, and you can really taste the vodka.
I purchased a 1955 Rolls-Royce that my wife liked because it was new the year we were married. Then came a 1926 Hispano-Suiza Cabriolet that I bought at my first classic car auction after I had three martinis. As more cars were added, I had to buy a warehouse.
I just think it looks so cool when a woman has a dirty martini. She looks so powerful.
I don’t think Bond does too much; he’s just suave and sexy. He rolls out with his martini and fancy cars. Wow, it sounds like my life already.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
When I was a little kid, all I wanted to do was to escape what I thought was the country and get to a city. Probably film and television had influenced me so much, I really thought the key to happiness was living a very artificial life in a penthouse in New York with martini glasses.
How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to mix the martinis, one to change the light bulb, and one to reminisce about how good the old one was.
Post-workout smoothies are good for my body, an espresso martini is good for my soul.