Top 20 Punch Line Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Punch Line Quotes from famous people such as Kapil Sharma, Norm MacDonald, Roz Chast, Roman Polanski, Buddy Hackett, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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My mother is very funny. She is from a village; she has a typical village kind of humour. Often she says a lot of things she herself isn’t aware is a punch line.
Kapil Sharma
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
Norm MacDonald
My works were not – and they still aren’t – single panel gags with a punch line underneath them. I like a lot of those cartoons; I just don’t draw them.
Roz Chast
I don’t really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don’t, it’s like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line.
Roman Polanski
Ninety-nine percent is in the delivery. If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you’re not telling jokes.
Buddy Hackett
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punch line in a joke or movement or emotion according to an audience.
Sylvester McCoy
Saying gay people shouldn’t be the punchline is basically saying don’t make people the punch line, which I think is ridiculous. The whole point of comedy is, on some level, to make fun of ourselves and put everything into an absurdist context.
Billy Eichner
I’ve spent my fortune, tarnished my public view and made myself the brunt of punch line after punch line.
Mindy McCready
A lot of times, in other films in the past, you see some drag roles that make you go, ‘OK we’re the punch line again.’ You know, someone comes in and they’re like, ‘Oh is it a man?’ that kind of thing.
Shangela
It’s hard to be a national punch line unless lots of voters have soured on you.
Ari Melber
When you’re 89, dementia develops. I mean, I’ve told a story onstage, and I’m telling it with a full heart, and I forgot the damn punch line.
Jerry Lewis
The Punch Line is one of the best clubs in the world. It’s an intimidating place if you’re a younger comic, but the community is so lucky to have a place with such a high threshold and standard.
Moshe Kasher
I had a couple of years in the mid-2000s where it was really confusing to me. I was like, ‘Why is our band sometimes a punch line?’
Chris Martin
GIFs work because the punch line is instantaneous. It’s entirely different from almost any other form of content on the Internet, which takes time to consume.
Alan Schaaf
Never go for the punch line. There might be something funnier on the way.
Jerry Stiller
Cigarettes are an instant signifier in culture. It punctuates a joke, or puts that extra zing on a punch line. I like them as a prop. I think it can be really useful for character and texture and contrast and all of that.
Martha Plimpton
When a kid can understand that a word can mean two things, there’s some real thinking going on. They have a vested interest in finding out what a word means, because it’s the punch line to a joke.
Brian P. Cleary
I often speak publicly, and when I do, I also get to listen to other presenters. The most memorable are the ones that hit an emotional chord with a tight story and a punch line. No fluff. Keep it creative and concise. Greatness exists in quality, not quantity.
Lewis Howes
If you have the right voice and the right delivery, you’re cocky enough, and you pound down on the punch line, you can say anything and make people laugh maybe three times before they realize you’re not telling jokes.
Buddy Hackett
With music, you’re laying it all out there. They’re judging you right away, and you can lose them quick. With the comedy, you’ve always got another joke to redeem yourself. Or, even if you’ve only got one joke, at least the punch line is at the end. Then they have to at least pay attention until the end.
Kevin Nealon