Words matter. These are the best Ron Funches Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
My comedy is kind of a counteraction to some of the comedy I don’t like. Or things I don’t like.
I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren’t around anymore.
My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.
A lady emailed me that her child had been diagnosed with autism and that hearing my material on the subject had helped her. To me, it just means that I’m making the right decision in talking about this.
Some of my biggest influences are people like Steven Wright and Todd Berry. I’m a shy person, and I don’t think people who aspire to do comedy think that’s an option.
We definitely have a Wii U. It gets pulled out whenever there’s a new great game coming out.
I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations – finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn’t help anything.
Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don’t take themselves too seriously.
I was always interested in comedy, like when I was 5 years old. I watched ‘I Love Lucy’ and ‘Benny Hill.’ I would always joke around with my sister. My mom was into comedy, too. She would go to the video store and get a couple of movies and some stand-up comedians’ tapes.
Doing five-minute sets on ‘Conan’ and things like that are fun and a great way to introduce yourself, but it’s such a constricting time, and you usually have to cut bits down.
We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless.
‘Malcolm X’ was impressionable for me as a kid.
If I’m super scared or sick, I’ll still suck my thumb.
I love Nintendo, I’ll never not love Nintendo. I want to play new Zeldas, basically.
I look forward to going to Chicago because it’s where I grew up, and the food there is so munch. Especially during the winter, I get deep dish pizza or Italian beef, and it warms me up. It’s something I don’t normally get, especially here in L.A. where you’re always trying to be healthy.
I like the Bulls, the Bears – Chicago.
I think I’d probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we’d get along, and I’d, like, chill him out because he’d be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I’d be like, ‘Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.’ And he’d be like, ‘Thanks, Ron.’ And then we’d form a friendship.
I’m sauteing asparagus, Brussels sprouts,broccoli, some boneless, skinless chicken breast, some halibut. That’s about it; that’s all I’m allowed. That’s what’s legal for me to saute.
Trying to maintain your health on the road can be difficult. Especially in the middle of the country where they close by 9 and you’re not out of work until midnight. You end up at a McDonald’s or Taco Bell.
My mom could afford to put us in a Catholic school for grades one through seven, but not after that.
