Words matter. These are the best Yakov Smirnoff Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
I have American in-laws, and I care about the environment. We don’t use disposable diapers, which, of course, creates an environmental problem of our own.
The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
Americans think Soviets are so grim. I want them to see that they can smile.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.
As Americans after 9/11, we’re much more united, together as a nation, and we got stronger, better, and more at peace. By peace, I mean the harmony you can feel in our united determination to fight these terrorists and killers.
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year.
I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
Falling in love is a chemical reaction. But it wears off in a year. That’s why you need a strong line of communication… which includes laughter.
There’s depth in my comedy.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.
In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One.
I fed my ego, but not my soul.
Never having alone time is real tough on people.
People in Tulsa are totally friendly; the crowds are very nice.
To my real estate agent, Chernobyl is a fixer-upper.
We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily ever after, as we’ve heard in fairy tales.
Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves balance between thinking and feeling.
Comedians are always hitting the topical notes that are on everybody’s minds.
