Top 220 Nonsense Quotes

Only in the Orwellian world of double-speak employed by President Barack Obama and billionaire elitist Michael Bloomberg would nonsense be hailed as ‘common sense.’
Wayne LaPierre
It is nonsense to say that Germans are unable to change.
Angela Merkel
People who go to Oxford and Cambridge are often unproductive. What am I saying? This is nonsense. No, sometimes they get so competitive that, unless they’re going to be Pulitzer prize-winning, they can’t get off their backside.
Tom Hollander
One in ten thousand of us can make a technological breakthrough capable of supporting all the rest. The youth of today are absolutely right in recognizing this nonsense of earning a wage.
R. Buckminster Fuller
The first thing that we need to say is that God is grieving, too. Uh, a lot of people try to make it sound like ‘well everything that happens is God’s will.’ That’s nonsense. God allows everything, but God does not choose everything.
Rick Warren
I have found that words that are loaded with pathos and create a seductive euphoria are apt to promote nonsense.
Gunter Grass
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
Charles Lamb
My family will occasionally take the mick out of the way I move and I always think Thats nonsense, I move like a gazelle: smoothly and swiftly and there is strength and glamour in the way I move. Then you see it on TV and they repeatedly show you bobbing off to do some task and you just look like a marionette.
Mike Wozniak
Stop the nonsense about ‘student-athlete.’
Jeff Van Gundy
The idea that it’s only the young or people who’ve grown up with a technology who can appreciate it. Complete nonsense!
David Starkey
To assert, as some have, that illegal immigrants do not depress wages because they do the jobs Americans refuse is the kind of nonsense economists speak when they strain to be counterintuitive. It is similar to saying that cheap imports do not hold down prices.
Mark Helprin
If you’re a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don’t make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
Andrew Young
People say you can't teach writing, but I think that's

People say you can’t teach writing, but I think that’s nonsense.
Tracy Kidder
Many of us saw religion as harmless nonsense. Beliefs might lack all supporting evidence but, we thought, if people needed a crutch for consolation, where’s the harm? September 11th changed all that.
Richard Dawkins
Since ‘The Office,’ everyone has this idea that comedy is only good if it reflects the way people really speak. But that’s nonsense – and it’s a problem unique to comedy.
Lee Mack
A lot of times, you’re interacting with people for whom you’re one of the very few veterans that they’ve met or had a lot of interactions with, and there’s a temptation for you to feel like you can pontificate about what the experience was or what it meant, and that leads to a lot of nonsense.
Phil Klay
Americans are raised to believe that anything is possible in America if you are pure of heart and willing to work hard, which is nonsense, and that anyone can become president, which is even more foolish, and that free markets always make the right decision, which is nuts.
Neil Macdonald
I have been invited to do something called ‘Celebrity MasterChef’ in England, which, of course, I can’t do. It’s complete nonsense. You have to be a decent cook to begin with. I’d be the joke one.
Lesley Nicol
My father’s parents were carpenters. They were also builders partly. They were painters. And several of them were very, active in the theatre and all such nonsense, you know.
Josef Albers
There’s a certain libertarian right-wing view that there should be no FDA, that people can decide for themselves whether medicines are safe and effective. That’s nonsense. Most people don’t have the expertise or the resources to mount a proper study to find out whether a treatment is safe or effective.
Marcia Angell
I couldn’t tell you what the standing is in radio, I’m in the streaming world. I’m in the podcasting world. Radio just sounds archaic almost. It’s a never-ending battle. I’m so glad I’m retired so I don’t have to see the nonsense.
Joe Budden
I don’t want to be responsible for messing up someone. I don’t want to be responsible for that, because the things that happened in The Verve, it was heavy stuff. It was real. It wasn’t just frivolous nonsense, you know what I mean? There was real people’s lives.
Richard Ashcroft
We are now living through peak stupid with the left, and this ‘toxic masculinity,’ ‘white patriarch’ nonsense, where they’ve now devolved to judging people exclusively by their gender and their skin color is a marker of the total intellectual collapse of the radical left.
Dan Bongino
Your body is like a piece of dynamite. You can tap it with a pencil all day, but you’ll never make it explode. You hit it once with a hammer: Bang! Get serious. Do 40 hard minutes, not an hour and half of nonsense. It’s so much more rewarding.
Jason Statham
I begin to grow heartily tired of the etiquette and nonsense so fashionable in this city.
George Mason
People are hungry for someone who is real. They are hungry for something that is not the same plastic nonsense that has cause us to have such little respect for our political process and our political officials.
Matt Bevin
‘Dreamers’ was because I really wanted to go back after I heard so much nonsense about ’68. I wanted to go back to what for me was ’68, when young people thought that they could change the world.
Bernardo Bertolucci
The most insidious thing about trickle-down economics is not the claim that if the rich get richer, everyone is better off. It is the claim made by those who oppose any increase in the minimum wage that if the poor get richer, that will be bad for the economy. This is nonsense.
Nick Hanauer
At any time, somebody can blow themselves up and take Americans with them. They can blow up an airplane; they can crash an airplane. That’s something we have to worry about every day – we spend 40 billion dollars yearly on homeland security. That has nothing to do with Crusades or any of that other nonsense.
John Fleming
When in doubt, make no sense. No sense is good. And nonsense is good.
Genesis P-Orridge
I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells.
Dr. Seuss
I really don’t have time for nonsense.
Caster Semenya
I look upon another’s insistence on the merits of his or her life – duties, intellect, accomplishment – and see that most of it is nonsense.
Harold Brodkey
That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star. I started that whole nonsense.
Jonathan Harris
Everybody thinks I wear fake tan but I hate fake tan! Never been able to get on with it. I’m always linked to different fake tan brands and it’s nonsense because I’ve probably had three fake tans in my life.
Holly Willoughby
Some have argued that the United States was designed to block majority rule; to be a ‘republic, not a democracy.’ This is ahistorical nonsense.
Mehdi Hasan
Everyone says you’ve got to do a foundation and legal structure to finance social change. What nonsense!
Bill Drayton
The biggest problem almost all comics face is not piracy or demographics or any of that nonsense: it’s obscurity.
Antony Johnston
I hate all that nonsense about not touching the colonialists’ language. All that about it being corrupting and belonging to the master and making you Caliban. That thinking just denies you an outlet. You deny everything that is great from a language, whether it is Conrad or Shakespeare.
Derek Walcott
Heckles always vary. I mean, some people are just drunk, and it’s nonsense, or, you know, some people just want to just repeat something I’ve said or add their own two cents about an opinion, but because of the nature of what I do and who I am, like, I also get the racist stuff, which is hard.
Hari Kondabolu
I think myself I ought to be shot for writing such nonsense… But it’s unquestionably good escapist literature, and I think I should rather like it if I were sitting in an air-raid shelter or recovering from flu.
Georgette Heyer
We just don’t subscribe to the conventional wisdom that you can’t have an action series led by a female character. It’s kinda nonsense to us.
Bryan Konietzko
It’s as if to be interesting, you had to be depressed and messy, but that’s complete nonsense.
Edgardo Osorio
I don't worry about who they're putting in front of me.

I don’t worry about who they’re putting in front of me. Why would I? That’s just nonsense for me to waste my energy.
Robbie Lawler
I’m not somebody who no matter where I go there are paparazzi or any of that nonsense. But I have a little window into that world and I can enter it and dance around. I want to be the audience’s ticket into the party.
Kathy Griffin
Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.
Max Beerbohm
Till now poets were privileged to insert a certain proportion of nonsense – very far in excess of one-half of one per cent – into their otherwise sober documents.
John Crowe Ransom
There’s no such thing as The Method. The term ‘method-acting’ is so much nonsense. There are many methods, many techniques.
Susan Strasberg
I did not want to reject religion as nonsense because life seemed to have no ultimate purpose without it, and most of the good people I knew were Christians.
Luke Ford
They keep telling us that in war truth is the first casualty, which is nonsense since it implies that in times of peace truth stays out of the sick bay or the graveyard.
Alexander Cockburn
The way I think of it, economics and ecology occupy two intellectual silos, isolated from each other. Even when they do take each other into consideration, it’s not uncommon for ecologists to spout absolute nonsense about economics, and vice versa.
Charles C. Mann
If we allow responsible management of our forests and end the nonsense litigation from radical environmental groups, we can get our timber mills up and running, reduce the risk of wildfires, and ensure healthier forests and cleaner air.
Matt Rosendale
To assume that any couple goes without arguing is just nonsense.
Seal
Creationist critics often charge that evolution cannot be tested, and therefore cannot be viewed as a properly scientific subject at all. This claim is rhetorical nonsense.
Stephen Jay Gould