Top 235 Shower Quotes

My skin gets really dry in the cold, so to keep it soft and hydrated, I spread avocado oil all over my body every day after I shower.
Kelly Gale
I’m a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch, but I don’t get it. It smells like a girl who didn’t shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.
Mads Mikkelsen
When I prepare for a match, it’s like work, even the way I have to shower and put on my makeup.
Alex Morgan
I want my children to see me first every morning, so I wake up at 5 and make sure to shower and exercise before they get up.
Ivanka Trump
It’s an amazing experience to perform in Nagpur! Music aficionados here appreciate good music and shower their love magnanimously on artistes.
Javed Ali
My routine while filming a movie is so basic: wake up, work, shower, sleep. I try to cut all the things that aren’t absolutely imperative, so I can be 100 percent when I get to set the next day. I just feel and work better that way.
Camila Morrone
I don't sing in the shower.

I don’t sing in the shower.
Peggy Whitson
It always feels good when people around shower love on you.
Alok Nath
I learned that you don’t take dishes from the table to the dishwasher; you have to rinse them first. I think that’s stupid because I don’t go out in the back yard and hose off before taking a shower.
Bill Engvall
We would like to think that when we take a shower, shampoo our hair, or apply makeup, we are doing so without inflicting harm to ourselves. Being clean and pretty should not oblige us to increase our risk of cancer.
Margaret Cuomo
My decorating and renovation skills are nil – indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as ‘window dressing.’
Candace Bushnell
I was in Cuba in the winter of 1937. I was playing in Cuba, and I’m in the shower, and I slipped and caught myself with my right arm. I felt something pull right then. Then, in ’38, when I came back, my arm was messed up.
Leon Day
When I go out, I just put on a little mascara – Chanel is my favourite – and fragrance. I actually apply fragrance right out of the shower – I spray and walk through it so it’s not too overpowering.
Anna Ewers
I grew up with very little. I remember vividly using buckets of water to shower.
Dania Ramirez
I first became aware of Lao Gan Ma chile crisp at a potluck baby shower in 2016, where a friend brought a bowl of chilled hand-pulled noodles that he tossed with black vinegar, soy sauce, sesame seeds, scallions and a ladleful of the sauce.
J. Kenji Lopez-Alt
I never really sang for anyone, apart from in the shower or with my best friend. I was shy. I didn’t want to take voice lessons. I knew I could sing, but I just didn’t tell anyone.
Jillian Hervey
Typically, Disney provides one of their charter planes to get me from one spot to the other. A lot of times, if we go to the hotel at the game site, I’ll take a shower and change and head over to the game.
Kirk Herbstreit
I’m an ‘in the shower’ or ‘in the booth’ kind of singer. I can sing, but I need either nobody to be able to hear me, or for me to be able to redo it.
T.I.
Tonight I’m going to shower and then just walk for about four hours and look at the moon.
Rafer Johnson
If we want to talk about Gross Natural Product, we have to talk about the King of Bhutan’s index of Gross National Happiness, too. Certainly I have found, as many travellers before me, that people in the poorest places are often the readiest to shower me, from an affluent country, with hospitality and kindness.
Pico Iyer
I had always had the same pre-match routine that I went through every day – get up, go down for a swim and a stretch, back to the room for a shower, then down for brekkie – the same routine every game, and it got me ready.
Glenn McGrath
I write every day… I never get ideas unless I’m actually writing. Ideas I get in the shower don’t do me any good.
Janet Fitch
If I get writer’s block – this is going to sound funny – I take a shower. Something about the water feels like I’m cleaning my brain as well as my body.
Julia Michaels
After I wake up, I take a shower, and that’s when I wash my face.
Karrueche Tran
I was always a neat kid. I never wanted my hands dirty. I wasn’t a dirty kid. A lot of kids like to run around. If I was rolling around the dirt, I went home and took a shower. That’s just the way I was. I’m not sure. I might have been born with it.
Mark Teixeira
We always joke about how I’m on the road and they’ll be like, ‘Man, you need to take a shower.’ Nah, it ain’t Saturday. It ain’t Sunday. I take a shower once a month. Nah, it ain’t that bad. You know, baby ain’t gonna handle that. My wife is not gon’ handle that. She’s not gon’ have me walking about the house stankin’.
Paul Wall
There were days I’d wrestle at 9 o’clock, and afterward, I often didn’t shower and would just throw on sweatpants. I had my police gear in the car and would rush to get to the station by 10:30, clean myself off as best I could, and be ready for my shift by 10:59.
Mustafa Ali
Songs are great. I love songs. I sing them in the shower sometimes. They can be poignant or cheery or angry, and they can have catchy and satisfying melodies. There’s nothing wrong with songs.
Russell Smith
People need songs to belt out in the shower. Even if everyone else doesn’t need that, I need that.
Sam Smith
After making the ‘Occupy’ movie, when you finish watching the film, you want to take a hot shower. You want to go home and shower because you’ve just spent an hour and fifteen minutes with the greasiest, dirtiest people you will ever see.
Steve Bannon
Each and every time I went in for IVF treatments, I knew there was a bipartisan group of Congresswomen praying for me, and I was honored that the same group was there at my baby shower.
Tammy Duckworth
I love to feel clean. Whenever I was touring and doing shows, the minute I was done, I would immediately shower, take off all my makeup, and put on my PJs.
Jessie James Decker
When I paint, I definitely live in the present, like someone in a shower whistling or singing.
Orhan Pamuk
When I dyed my hair red, the first week was traumatic because my pillows, my shower, my towels, my clothes and everything was red.
Eva Marie
I mean, we’ve had all these awful pictures from the prison in Iraq and these sort of memos floating around about justifying torture, all this kind of stuff. And it makes you want to take a shower, you know?
Ron Reagan
My pre-game before an event is to take a steam and a long hot shower before prepping my skin.
Nina Agdal
I definitely I prefer to sing in the car. I don’t sing in the shower, maybe its because that’s the one time I don’t need to talk to anyone so I should just shut up, otherwise I’m just, you know, jibber jabber.
Haley Reinhart
Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the sa

Anormal day looks like, you know, shower, put on the same jeans, the same tattered Gucci loafers I got at the thrift store, white socks, and my t-shirt and my very beat-up Helmut Lang blazer. I’m in the exact same outfit every day.
Natasha Lyonne
Every time the national team took to the field, we had the confetti shower and the ticker-tape thing.
Mario Kempes
I don’t think people need to know what colour socks I’m wearing today; I don’t think people need to know what shower gel I’m using. There’s too much information in the world, and there’s no magic or mystery anymore.
Noel Gallagher
It is kind of cliche to say you like a man to smell like a man, but I really do. My husband can go three or four days without taking a shower and the man never smells.
Natasha Henstridge
In the shower, I love to exfoliate my body.
Teresa Giudice
My role in ‘Love Sonia’ gripped me to the extent that I started despising the male touch. I would stand under the shower for long spells. It just didn’t feel nice.
Mrunal Thakur
I hear the theme from ‘Psycho’ every time I take a shower. I lock the door.
Eva Marie Saint
I was so scared of the water when I was little. I used to grab onto Mum’s hand to get out of the pool. I did not even want to shower.
Adam Peaty
When I was a kid, we went to St. Augustine, Fla., and I was lying on the couch one night with a Q-tip, cleaning my ear out after I’d taken a shower. I hit my arm on something, jabbed the Q-tip through my ear drum, busted my ear drum and couldn’t get back in the water the rest of the time we were there.
Jason Aldean
I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.
Jessica Pare
I usually shower the night before, lay out all my clothes on the floor, so then I just fall into them, clean my teeth, stumble out the door, get into my car and go wherever it is that we’re shooting. You have breakfast on set.
Lenny Abrahamson
These guys that take a shower, grab a cup of coffee, and go straight to the tee? That’s not the way to do it. When you warm up, hit 20 to 25 wedges, a few middle irons, and 10 to 15 3-woods and drivers. If you’re going to putt, give yourself 10 minutes.
Zach Johnson
The fact is that Common Core is no more responsible for a bizarre homework question than global warming is for a rain shower.
Sonny Perdue
I at once commenced the ascent through a shower of arrows.
George Crook
I pay less attention to my hair then probably anybody that I know. I get out of the shower, I towel dry it. I, like, blow it off and then I just run my hands through it and away we go. It’s just what it is.
Ronnie Dunn
After a long shoot day, I’m usually wiped. I’ll come home and take a hot shower and get off the makeup that had caked itself onto my face.
Scott Foley
In prison, you have to forget about the world on the outside. You have no Internet, no communications, and you’re cut off from the whole world. Everything is given to you. You have shelter; you have food, a shower, water. You don’t need to spend a dime. You don’t have to worry about bills.
Charlie Shrem
I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from ‘Funny Girl,’ ‘Oh my man, I love him so, he’ll never know…’ it hit me.
Ross Mathews
If you want to give a tangible present, but you know the recipient wants cash, give a little bit of both. This strategy is helpful for occasions that involve a public opening of presents, like a bridal or baby shower. You can give something that can be wrapped and opened, along with a card containing a check.
Jean Chatzky