Top 25 Bathtub Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Bathtub Quotes from famous people such as Jen Lancaster, Chrissy Teigen, Mo Ibrahim, Kip Thorne, Anastasia Soare, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried th

I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn’t worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub.
Jen Lancaster
I dyed my own hair this Chocolate Cherry color, and I forget what brand it was, but I remember getting into so much trouble because it stained our bathtub. It was this red-black color, and it was a big mistake.
Chrissy Teigen
I don’t even have a small boat. I don’t even have a toy boat in my bathtub. I don’t have a biplane, I don’t have anything. Those things are toys, and I don’t need them to be happy.
Mo Ibrahim
Each black hole spins on its axis like the Earth spins. That spin creates two vortexes of twisting space, somewhat like vortexes in a bathtub or a whirlpool.
Kip Thorne
When I’m in the bathtub, I could have my champagne here and my caviar, just to be glamorous enough. I work really hard and I deserve everything.
Anastasia Soare
My guilty pleasure is listening to Enya in the bathtub. I do bubbles. I do essential oils. Candles, if they’re around.
Chord Overstreet
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.
Ethel Waters
For the first time in long time, I can say I love what I do. I can’t say that every day is easy or fun, but there are few greater thrills in life than hurling yourself down an iced-over water slide in a carbon fiber bathtub.
Lauren Gibbs
I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.
Penn Jillette
I like to read in the bathtub. Ideally, that bathtub would be located on a small Greek island.
Adam Mansbach
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating.
Leonard Orr
I have a beautiful, big bathtub.
Mark Morris
I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody’s like, ‘Shut up.’
Sean Paul
When someone says, ‘I’m not political,’ I feel like what they’re saying is, ‘I only care about myself. In my bathtub. Me and my bathtub is what I care about.’
Julianne Moore
You know you’re big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
Art Donovan
This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin. I’d call him Rin Tin Tin too, and I’d take him to school with me, where he could stay in the janitor’s room or by the bicycle racks when the weather was good.
Anne Frank
Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub.
Robert Hunter
I’m from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn’t graduate from college. I don’t care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.
P. C. Cast
I’ve always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
Brad Garrett
I can’t even handle a spider in my bathtub. I’m scared of the dark, and I’ve got ultimate, epic bug phobia.
Tulisa
Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.
Erma Bombeck
Bathtub falls and police officers kill more Americans than terrorism, yet we’ve been asked to sacrifice our most sacred rights for fear of falling victim to it.
Edward Snowden
You hear about things happening to people – they slip in the bathtub, fall down the stairs, step off the curb in London because they think that the cars come the other way – and they die. You feel you want to die making an effort at something; you don’t want to die in some unnecessary way.
Christopher Walken
I have a really great bathtub, and I unwind by taking baths.
Erika Jayne
I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace’s bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those ‘pinch me’ moments.
Carolyn Murphy