Words matter. These are the best Bill Maher Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Hi, I’m Bill. I’m a birth survivor.
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right.
We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It’s overrun with sheep and conformists.
Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’
It’s all been satirized for your protection.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops people from thinking. I think it justified crazies.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, homophobia, violence, and sheer ignorance as religion is, you’d resign in protest.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don’t have all the answers to think that they do.
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can’t even smoke in bed.
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn’t a Nazi, he wouldn’t have any credibility with conservatives at all.
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
I never thought I’d say this: what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with you are Britain and Spain.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?’
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution.
Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
Let’s face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool.
