Words matter. These are the best Doug Larson Quotes, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
The cat could very well be man’s best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
