Top 25 Room Service Quotes

Words matter. These are the best Room Service Quotes from famous people such as Henny Youngman, Kate Atkinson, Kate Moss, Jimmy Carr, Don Rickles, and they’re great for sharing with your friends.

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Henny Youngman
I need to be very isolated to write, and unfortunately isolation is often quite difficult to find. My ideal writing environment would be a country house hotel in the middle of nowhere, with full room service.
Kate Atkinson
I was doing shows and flying economy, and nobody ever fed me. Or I’d be staying in hotels so cheap that by the time I’d get in, there wasn’t any room service. I didn’t eat for a long time. Not on purpose. You’d be on shoots with bad food or get on a plane, and the food would be so disgusting you couldn’t eat it.
Kate Moss
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I’d stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
Jimmy Carr
Room service is great if you want to pay $500 for a club sandwich.
Don Rickles
I think I get my alone time when I have to go fly and do a work trip. After work’s done, I go check into my hotel, and I get to have a few hours to myself to order room service and just be quiet and silent.
Jessie James Decker
I enjoy room service.
Sixto Rodriguez
Room service? Send up a larger room.
Groucho Marx
I was a full-time mom for seven years. You go back on tour, you’re back in hotels, you’re ordering room service, and you’re getting an itinerary slipped under your door every,day. You’re kind of thinking, ‘Did I go home for seven years, or was that just a dream?’
Dolores O’Riordan
I don’t understand why people expect tips. In hotels you order food in your room, and it’s already more expensive from the room service menu, so it’s a cheek to expect a tip on top. I do sometimes reward good service, but it should be at my discretion, and I’m not going to be held to ransom.
Bernard Hill
When you order room service as much as I do, and Postmates, you don’t really need to have a lot of food.
Tinsley Mortimer
I find that often, room service menus are highly condensed. They tend to be a little bit fast food-oriented, even at the finest hotels.
Ivanka Trump
I like the desert for short periods of time, from inside a car, with the windows rolled up, and the doors locked. I prefer beach resorts with room service.
Anne Lamott
I used to work at a hotel. I was the order-taker for room service. My mom worked at the hotel as an accountant.
Sasha Banks
After a day in Cannes, I pass out before I even get to my bed. I’ll get to my room, order room service, shower, and sleep.
Barbara Palvin
This job is like stealing. I travel first class in a nice plane. I have a driver waiting for me. I go in a room and have room service. I have a meeting. Then I go to the best game of the weekend and talk football – and they pay me.
Lee Corso
Room service is nice. Ooh-la-la, a hotel. At home, it’s laundry and school lunches.
Dolores O’Riordan
I love room service!
Cindy Margolis
I’m not a big room service guy.
Chris Harrison
I always thought when I hit 50 years old that’d be it for the travel. I don’t have to tell you – you wait at an airport, your flight’s delayed, get on a 14-hour flight, get off, get stuck in traffic, you get to the hotel and the room service is closed.
Brian Setzer
When I’m in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.
Pharrell Williams
Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesn’t do soul food.
Sammy Davis, Jr.
Being with Kyra is so natural for me; it’s the easiest aspect of my life. I know that I don’t need a beach or room service to be happy.
Kevin Bacon
Nothing gets my journalistic juices flowing more than a seaside chalet, the mention of a private jet, or room service in St. Tropez.
Robin Leach
I still, at hotel rooms, I do this one sort of not-so-cool thing: continually shoving my room service tray in front of someone else’s door. Because I don’t want the remnants. I don’t want to be caught, like, being like the pig that I was at two in the morning.
Drew Barrymore